The Naked Man

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  • bethFromDayton
    bethFromDayton Posts: 112 Member
    Though you really can't blame a bro for tryin, ;)

    You can't blame someone for issuing an invitation. Naked with Mr Happy should be limited to partners with whom a guy has a history. Walking naked into someone's room with a hard-on is rude, disrespectful, and slimy. I'd be inclined to kick is a** out--that is totally unacceptable behavior and I'd be really concerned about the fact that he doesn't respect boundaries.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    And don't forget Robin got naked maned twice so far you're only at one. She's batting .500 with the naked man so far you haven't fell for the charms of Naked Man!!!
  • LeRevCooper
    LeRevCooper Posts: 122
    My boyfriend did the "Burt Reynolds." I immediately got turned on and had sex with him right then and there. :heart: :love:
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I love most naked men. Tell him to come back to your room and don't cover your eyes this time. :love: Then ask him if he's cold.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    My roommates and I never had a problem with nakedness. But I've only ever had girl roommates.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I love most naked men. Tell him to come back to your room and don't cover your eyes this time. :love: Then ask him if he's cold.

    That was hurtful when you did that to me
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    I love most naked men. Tell him to come back to your room and don't cover your eyes this time. :love: Then ask him if he's cold.

    That was hurtful when you did that to me

    It's hot in my room right now... :wink:
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
    this made me say lolwut
  • LookMaNoHands
    LookMaNoHands Posts: 174 Member
    Not gonna lie... the naked man would probably work on me. With the right guy though, ofcourse. haha.

    Brb, gonna change into something "more comfortable" and "swing" by Jessi's house.

    Yep... it would work with you.

    Jessi something tells me your house is gonna be a busy place. I see you having lots of company in the near future.
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
    Hard to turn down a naked man when he's happy.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Hard to turn down a naked man when he's happy.


    I know right? That is my weak spot.
  • happyhiram
    happyhiram Posts: 89
    Last night my newest roommate tried a sort of rendition of "The Naked Man".

    I was sitting on my bed playing on my phone when I hear the door open and there he is, naked as the day he was born and *ahem* rather 'happy' about it, if you.know what I mean. My immediate reaction is to cover my eyes and repeatedly say omg. I ask what he thought he was doing and his reply was A simple "oh, is this not okay?"

    He left once I asked him to leave but now I'm stuck with the wuandry of what the hell I should do now?

    Confront him?

    Ignore it?

    Has anyone else attempted this/had this happen to you?

    Is HIMYM poisoning our minds?

    Sonuvabeeeeeeach.

    Please tell me he said that as nonchalantly as it sounded in my head.

    Oh he did in fact. It would have been highly amusing had I not been mortified and awed by it all. Lol

    Okay so here's the plan.

    Get a video camera. Tape everything this guy does because he is a walking comedy goldmine.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    this thread is awesome - thx for the entertainment

    man cant believe he tried that, gotta admire his guts though lol
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    The naked men works 2 out of 3 times so you better pray now he doesnt try it on your other roommate lol
  • Cr01502
    Cr01502 Posts: 3,614 Member
    Sounds like the beginning of a porno flick.

    I'd run with it.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Update to those who care... I think we have come to a silent agreement to never EVER mention what happened again. When he came home his first words to me were "Oh man, I have such a hangover... do you have aspirin?" and he has been unsually nice to me since "The event"...
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Let us never speak of this again is always good
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Okay I'll put some clothes on next time...

    You most definitely shouldn't put any clothes on.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    i like me a naked man.
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