things your mfp friends might be surprised to know about you

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  • tbresina
    tbresina Posts: 558 Member
    I was once a paranormal investigator.

    I am friends with ^ her because of this. Seriously, it may have been the first message I sent to anyone on MFP and we've been friends ever since.

    I seriously was too-I still do it for fun on the side!
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
    My favorite bands are Tool, Soundgarden and Rage Against the Machine.

    All solid bands you a fan of Perfect Circle?
    Yes! And Puscifer. :)
  • Brownsbacker4evr
    Brownsbacker4evr Posts: 365 Member
    My life consists of five things: Working, Working out, Netflix, gaming, and tattoos. Im a consistently boring POS....i've kinda come to terms with it.
  • Brownsbacker4evr
    Brownsbacker4evr Posts: 365 Member
    My favorite bands are Tool, Soundgarden and Rage Against the Machine.

    All solid bands you a fan of Perfect Circle?
    Yes! And Puscifer. :)

    These posts are giving me a c u n t r y b o n e r.
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    I eat bacon raw. I am an only child, and terribly spoiled. I love cooking, but only when I get to create a new recipe. I daydream while exercising.
  • hippy2skippy
    hippy2skippy Posts: 98 Member
    I got ran over by a zebra... literally.... it knocked me down and ran over me, lol
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    I'm the shyest person ever.
    Seriously, when I meet anyone off my friends list, I will be so shy I will probably piss my pants..
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Hold on folks, within 3 pages we have 3 erotic story writers? Is that then a really lucrative business?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I'm the shyest person ever.
    Seriously, when I meet anyone off my friends list, I will be so shy I will probably piss my pants..

    In to make Tyler piss himself...
  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
    Hold on folks, within 3 pages we have 3 erotic story writers? Is that then a really lucrative business?

    And a bunch of phone sex operators lol.

    Sex sells.
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
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    Then you actually look like this.
    That I'm really a fat, balding, 50 year old white dude.

    That's some awesome trick photography.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Hold on folks, within 3 pages we have 3 erotic story writers? Is that then a really lucrative business?

    I have done it only as an amateur, so no money made. More of a creative outlet.
  • zophiel67
    zophiel67 Posts: 181
    I got ran over by a zebra... literally.... it knocked me down and ran over me, lol

    We should get your zebra and my lion together. And maybe the miniature donkey that dragged me halfway across the zoo...
  • UrbanLotus
    UrbanLotus Posts: 1,163 Member
    I was a criminal defense attorney - visiting jails & prisons was an everyday thing for me.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    I'm the shyest person ever.
    Seriously, when I meet anyone off my friends list, I will be so shy I will probably piss my pants..

    So THIS is the real reason you didn't meet me. Depends, dude.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Pretty sure nothing's shocking to my friends list.
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Sometimes when I have to go pee in the middle of the night in the dark, I sit down.
  • nikkiej2012
    nikkiej2012 Posts: 236 Member
    Well I am SEXY and I KNOW it!!!! but 4real I have a deep voice and sometimes people think I am a man over the phone which I hate... :( I just hate my voice ...but its my voice and its unique like everybody else's voice!!!
  • maiaroman18
    maiaroman18 Posts: 460 Member
    Hold on folks, within 3 pages we have 3 erotic story writers? Is that then a really lucrative business?

    And a bunch of phone sex operators lol.

    Sex sells.
    I used to host fun parties and sell sex toys.
  • kschoono
    kschoono Posts: 344 Member
    My older brother girlfriend was the former Miss America, Gretchen. She was like a big sister to me. :) I also competed in Miss Teen MN. :)
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    I don't remember my childhood. At all. Not sure why...
  • alishacupcake
    alishacupcake Posts: 419 Member
    Hold on folks, within 3 pages we have 3 erotic story writers? Is that then a really lucrative business?

    I'm kinda scared to say so because of this but I also write BDSM erotica (for free) lol.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I don't remember my childhood. At all. Not sure why...

    Was just talking to my wife about something similar recently...I don't remember ever having a birthday party as a kid.
  • Jessi_Brooks
    Jessi_Brooks Posts: 759 Member
    Hmm. I cant really think of a good one for me to write, cuz Im pretty sure most of mine would be somewhat expected of me lol. But these 3 might come off a bit surprising....

    - Im very shy and get bad anxiety when I have to talk to strangers, or infront of people.
    - Im good at sketching
    - I like learning about science - physics, astronomy, anatomy, chemistry
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    I'm actually not certifiably insane
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Hold on folks, within 3 pages we have 3 erotic story writers? Is that then a really lucrative business?

    I have done it only as an amateur, so no money made. More of a creative outlet.

    This! Creative outlet. I'm quite popular on literotica though. :blushing:
  • monizjm
    monizjm Posts: 92 Member
    I was once a paranormal investigator.
    I was a teen mother.
    I graduated college with a BA when I was 33 years old.

    That's quite cool & interesting to have once been a paranormal investigator!
  • 13suzie
    13suzie Posts: 349 Member
    I was on the Price is Right...

    and lost the car...
    and spun the wheel...
    really,
    really,
    really,
    hard (while wearing slippery sandals)

    and...

    BIT THE DUST.

    Got shot under the wheel (well, just about...)

    and ended up on Bloopers for years and years.

    (Got recognized each time it aired.)

    Ten years later, heard Bob Barker describe me while he was interviewed on a morning zoo FM radio show, "the girl who was visiting the show and just run a marathon and who got shot under the wheel as his favorite, most exuberant contestant ever."

    The end.

    p.s.

    No. Never found it on YouTube. Thankfully it is on VHS and it's melting away in a box somewhere in my hot garage.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    I don't remember my childhood. At all. Not sure why...

    Yeah, me neither! People have these detailed stories about when they were like 7. I'm just like, when I was seven I was second grade...that's about it. :laugh: I don't remember anything before like 5th grade well at all.
  • 37434958
    37434958 Posts: 457 Member
    I used to have a pet chicken and I used to carry her around the house and she pooped on me.

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