Husband bashing thread

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  • theuber
    theuber Posts: 51
    My cousin got married and had a cook out yesterday to celebrate.. I told my husband about it at the gym, and he said "Are you going to eat there?" "Well, yes?" "Are you going to get a dessert?" "Probably.. I haven't had cake in forever."

    And he proceeded to yell at me, while we were on the treadmills, about how I'm going to undo all my work and fall off track from ONE piece of cake. And made me cry, in the middle of the gym. Over a piece of cake. That I hadn't even eaten yet.

    Wait, what?!?!?! :frown: :grumble:
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
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    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Mommylicous
    Mommylicous Posts: 121 Member

    WHAT???????????????????????????????? :noway:

    Yup. I went to the cook out, and ate a piece of cake anyway. I shared it with my sister, but I know one piece of cake isn't going to screw me up.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    My cousin got married and had a cook out yesterday to celebrate.. I told my husband about it at the gym, and he said "Are you going to eat there?" "Well, yes?" "Are you going to get a dessert?" "Probably.. I haven't had cake in forever."

    And he proceeded to yell at me, while we were on the treadmills, about how I'm going to undo all my work and fall off track from ONE piece of cake. And made me cry, in the middle of the gym. Over a piece of cake. That I hadn't even eaten yet.

    Well damn, that was one hell of a downer.
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    My husband does dishes and buys me wine....you can hate me now.

    I'm glad my wife doesn't brag about how awesome I am in the MFP forums. I'd get tired of being pursued all the time...and the phone calls at all hours.
  • ShellGetsFit
    ShellGetsFit Posts: 604 Member
    Great thread!!!

    My husband only does things when I ask...and insists on having sex every night...wtf is a girl to do?!!? Enjoy it all the way!!! :wink:
  • skinnytayy
    skinnytayy Posts: 459
    I told my soon to be husband (8 months to go as of today, YAY) that I was craving donuts and my fave blended coffee drink .. so he comes home from work at 4am with donuts and gets the coffee when he wakes up at 12pm. So sweet yet mean at the same time. But hey, at least I weighed in before. ;)
  • gettinfitaus
    gettinfitaus Posts: 161 Member
    My husband just went back to work after 9 days off. The lawn still hasn't been mowed. I am now going to do it over the next few days (I have a 1 year old at home who sleeps unpredictably and will quite often wake after 20 minutes and needs help getting back to sleep... can't hear him over the mower) 15 minutes at a time and tell him to shove it when he whinges that I haven't done it right. I just want somewhere for the kids to play OUTSIDE.
  • emsxoxo
    emsxoxo Posts: 12
    My OH said that 2kgs wasn't a big deal to lose and made me cry, but I got over it. Haha!!
  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    My husband just went back to work after 9 days off. The lawn still hasn't been mowed. I am now going to do it over the next few days (I have a 1 year old at home who sleeps unpredictably and will quite often wake after 20 minutes and needs help getting back to sleep... can't hear him over the mower) 15 minutes at a time and tell him to shove it when he whinges that I haven't done it right. I just want somewhere for the kids to play OUTSIDE.

    Have you tried telling him how you feel?
  • lilhoneybees
    lilhoneybees Posts: 8
    He was the first 200 pounds that I got rid of that made me feel bad, now for the other 100!
  • janfinnegan
    janfinnegan Posts: 17
    :laugh:
  • tjl2329
    tjl2329 Posts: 169 Member
    My husbands great except when he sends me to the store for donuts
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    When hubby and I were newlyweds I sent him to the grocery with a small list. Zucchini was one of the items. He bought be the "high end" (his words lol) zucchini that are individually wrapped. To every normal person on earth they are also known as english cucumbers. lol.

    Bwahahaha!!
  • Willowana
    Willowana Posts: 493 Member
    I just came here to remind myself why I never want to be married. :laugh:

    Whenever I start getting all daydreamy and thinking about "settling down", I just listen to my friends and coworkers.

    That sobers me up. I do the same thing when considering children. Other people's kids are my birth control....LOL!!
    not to be rude but seems like a sad existence.

    To you it might seem that way. I enjoy dating, but that's as far as I want to take it. Unless I'm 100% sure they're my absolute soulmate, I'm not saying yes. I've already dodged the "unhappily ever after" bullet twice with the last two exes that wanted to get married. Glad I got out when I did. I'd rather be single and happy, than married and miserable. I'm perfectly content to date for the rest of my life. I'm financially secure enough for myself, so I don't see anything wrong with keeping my life uncomplicated.
  • highervibes
    highervibes Posts: 2,219 Member
    Marriage and kids aren't for everyone, but I sure go enjoy it! My hubby is an amazing dad and I love his company. I can't gloat about all the stuff he does but I can say that I want to grow old with him :heart:
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
    I have a great husband. In less than a month, we'll have been married for 21 years. Has it always been easy? Nope, but after all this time he is still my best friend and soul mate. Our communication skills have gotten so much better over the years and even when we have a disagreement, we're able to work through them by discussing things and really listening to each other. That's a really important part of being in a partnership, in my opinion.
  • Mrsbutler85
    Mrsbutler85 Posts: 3 Member
    Hahahahaha! To cute! =)
  • HMVOL7409
    HMVOL7409 Posts: 1,588 Member
    This thread is hilarious. For those taking it too serious, learn what sarcasm, humor and jokes are. I love my husband dearly and he's a wonderful man. However I still have my days when I absolutely want to ring his sexy neck! ;)
  • monikalama
    monikalama Posts: 75 Member
    My husband is a sonofa*****. He gets deported from a freaking country for being too hot LOL :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2315154/Omar-Borkan-Al-Gala-ordered-Saudi-Arabia-good-looks-drive-women-distraction.html
  • highervibes
    highervibes Posts: 2,219 Member
    This thread is hilarious. For those taking it too serious, learn what sarcasm, humor and jokes are. I love my husband dearly and he's a wonderful man. However I still have my days when I absolutely want to ring his sexy neck! ;)

    +1 That's the best part IMO :)
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    love it!
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    I just came here to remind myself why I never want to be married. :laugh:

    Whenever I start getting all daydreamy and thinking about "settling down", I just listen to my friends and coworkers.

    That sobers me up. I do the same thing when considering children. Other people's kids are my birth control....LOL!!
    not to be rude but seems like a sad existence.

    To you it might seem that way. I enjoy dating, but that's as far as I want to take it. Unless I'm 100% sure they're my absolute soulmate, I'm not saying yes. I've already dodged the "unhappily ever after" bullet twice with the last two exes that wanted to get married. Glad I got out when I did. I'd rather be single and happy, than married and miserable. I'm perfectly content to date for the rest of my life. I'm financially secure enough for myself, so I don't see anything wrong with keeping my life uncomplicated.

    i'm glad they got out when they did too!
  • JessieJanie
    JessieJanie Posts: 428
    My husband is just like my private jet.






    They're both invisible.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    However I still have my days when I absolutely want to ring his sexy neck! ;)

    KINKY! :wink:
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
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    effing hilarious.... look at its little face!
  • sriley721
    sriley721 Posts: 68 Member
    I love my husband with all my heart....its the rest of my muscles that want to kill him
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    my husband says I'm on MFP, too much, and that its not a fitness site but a social net work, and it will lead to nothing but trouble
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Blah blah blah.... complain compain.... all this bashing......until you need a spider killed, or something off the top shelf, or the rent paid.






    PS - for all of the above, I ask my wife. She's a champ.
  • KJoy7
    KJoy7 Posts: 246
    I wish people would see there's so more to me than just a ridiculously good lay

    I feel your pain....

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