Dr Oz Spam Diet and Bacon Keytones Cleanse?
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What sort of a Doctor is this lad anyway?
He's a cardiothoracic surgeon...
Not a diagnostician, not a reasearcher, not an endocrinologist, not an internal medicine specialist, he doesn't specialize in any particular field or focus..
He's a cutter. A Saw Bones. He took his experience with dealing with diseases and disorders of the metabolic systems and applied them to his TV show.
-_- Damn Witch Doctor0 -
*sitting patiently waiting for pics of bacon.....*
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I prefer the canadian bacon keytones, but both are pretty effective. Just have to calculate in the conversion rate.
They're maple-y good.0 -
Dr. Oz and the Bacon Keytones was my favorite band in the 80s. I think.0
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*sitting patiently waiting for pics of bacon.....*
I
you. 0 -
My most disliked list:
1. Any physician on "The Doctors"
2. The "Restasis" women/actor playing a doctor
3. Dr. Oz or any Doctor that wears scrubs on TV for that matter.
I thought I was the only one who disliked that actress!! And boy, are you right about that show "The Doctors." It wasn't so bad until Dr Oz came along and smoked them in the ratings. Now they are just as sensationalist as "Dr." Phil.0 -
if you really want to jump start your body's production of ketones for a ketogenic acid, just drink some acetone.
(complete sarcasm. don't do that)0 -
FINALLY!!! A Dr.Oz diet that speaks to my soul!!!!!! I'm heading to my butcher right now and get me some bacon ketones!
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O_O ..... did Oz really pitch this? Is this a joke? I feel like I'm being punk'd right now...
If you watch Dr. Oz, then you're being punked.0 -
WIZARD!!!!
I guess he's a doctor, but it seems like he's peddling magic not real solutions. Real solutions wouldnt give him air time.0 -
I'm doing the Kevin Bacon cleanse0
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All I heard was bacon.
Where is it?
I want bacon!!!!!!!0 -
Dr. Oz I hate you
Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
I hate how you think you know everything
about everything
I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
about anything
Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
I hate when you complain about carbs
even though its far better for me than you
Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
I hate how you are so pretentious
your taste isn't that great
I hate how you beat every joke to death
you're so unfunny
I hate that you're a sell out
You make other doctors look bad
Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
Chris Brown feels left out
Dr. Oz I hate you
You make me wanna fling poop at you
Sorry it didn't rhyme
Ha! I love this! It so made me laugh (and I whole-heartedly agree!).0 -
i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.
This is decent, although, not as good as the Ghost Pepper Cleanse. OMG...I just had an AMAZING thought....
The Bacon Ghost Pepper Juice Cleanse! MMMMMMMMMM BACON0 -
FINALLY!!! A Dr.Oz diet that speaks to my soul!!!!!! I'm heading to my butcher right now and get me some bacon ketones!
I read that as "beheading my butcher."0 -
Dr. Oz I hate you
Dr. Oz, I hate how you cry about my yummy foods
I hate how you think you know everything
about everything
I hate that you can't keep your mouth shut
about anything
Dr. Oz, I hate it when you complain about a balanced diet
I hate how you would make fun of Sugar
even though it is oh so much sweeter than you
I hate when you complain about carbs
even though its far better for me than you
Dr. Oz, I hate when you whine about milk
I hate how you are so pretentious
your taste isn't that great
I hate how you beat every joke to death
you're so unfunny
I hate that you're a sell out
You make other doctors look bad
Time Magazine calls you influential person to many
Chris Brown feels left out
Dr. Oz I hate you
You make me wanna fling poop at you
Sorry it didn't rhyme
Poems don't have to rhyme to be good. I teach poetry to my students (actually right this very moment we're doing poetry)
It sounds like you wrote a pretty good anti-Epistle poem, however.
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i'm trying the habenero sauce cleanse.
I tried the bacon cleanse AND the habenero cleanse at the same time. I found that double cleansing creates a negative poop void. Since I am in full cleanse but already cleansed I am now voiding dark matter. Every time I have a movement, the universe skips a beat.
This made me laugh a lot at my desk... I needed that this Monday morning.
Made me laugh too.0 -
Remember folks;
You are what you eat= You are what you don't poop
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Sounds delicious! Let me know how your results are, I'd love to try it!0
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Remember folks;
You are what you eat= You are what you don't poop
If I eat your poop, I will become what you never will.0 -
O_O ..... did Oz really pitch this? Is this a joke? I feel like I'm being punk'd right now...
If you watch Dr. Oz, then you're being punked.
lol I was being sarcastic. I don't watch TV in general so never even know about the stuff he claims will help people lose weight until I hear about it from people actually doing it on FB or here. 0 -
Remember folks;
You are what you eat= You are what you don't poop
If I eat your poop, I will become what you never will.
That's even a deeper thought !!! good reply !!!!0 -
What is that creature sticking out from the graham crackers? :frown:Remember folks;
You are what you eat= You are what you don't poop
If I eat your poop, I will become what you never will.
A bacon cleanse? I can do that. 0
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