Help me pick my next wife...

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  • fitplease
    fitplease Posts: 647 Member
    I have to say that this is the shortest list of requirements I've seen in a while. I have a concern about augmentation though. Do you realize that sometimes au natural is really quite dazzling?

    I think the ladies would want to know something about you. What are you all about? Can they prune and pluck you when the ink is dry or do you come perfect as-is? ;-)
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I have to say that this is the shortest list of requirements I've seen in a while. I have a concern about augmentation though. Do you realize that sometimes au natural is really quite dazzling?

    I think the ladies would want to know something about you. What are you all about? Can they prune and pluck you when the ink is dry or do you come perfect as-is? ;-)

    No pruning or plucking doll, I trim my own pubes.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:
    You win in my book!
  • katy_trail
    katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
    I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
    I squat and dead lift and love it.
    I love doing anything outside.
    I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
    34 D
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
    I squat and dead lift and love it.
    I love doing anything outside.
    I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
    34 D

    Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.
  • katy_trail
    katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
    I should add that I'm not good at sports outside, but i'm willing to watch or try to learn.
  • katy_trail
    katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
    nope i'm average ht, 5'4 .5
  • katy_trail
    katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
    I'll work on it, my friend on here(who saw my picture of my face) told me I'm a babe, so I'm not completely deformed or anything.
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
    I squat and dead lift and love it.
    I love doing anything outside.
    I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
    34 D

    Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

    we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
    Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor
  • cgrout78
    cgrout78 Posts: 1,628 Member
    Bosom and hip size don't matter as I plan on impregnating her as soon as the ink is dry on the marriage license. Soon after giving birth I plan on putting her on a raspberry ketone diet and already have a doctor for the breast augmentation.

    She must have a good personality and love outdoor activities. Please keep the friend requests to a minimum as my time will be consumed by interviewing these ladies.

    As long as she has good birthing hips, then age isn't a factor.

    I'm a visual creature, please post pictures.

    damn my fertility and birthing hips...alas I just got myself fixed after baby number 3


    such a tempting offer though!!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?
  • fluffywelshsheep
    fluffywelshsheep Posts: 26 Member
    Soooooooooo funny
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
    I squat and dead lift and love it.
    I love doing anything outside.
    I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
    34 D

    Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

    we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
    Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor

    Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?

    Which one would you like to apply for?

    Two words= Big Love
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
    i have a catalog full of options...
  • The_New_Christina
    The_New_Christina Posts: 818 Member
    I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
    I squat and dead lift and love it.
    I love doing anything outside.
    I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
    34 D

    Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

    we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
    Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor

    Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.

    Y porque no lo pusiste como requisito? Not that important I take it? :flowerforyou:
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    I'll challenge. I meet all of the original criteria.
    I squat and dead lift and love it.
    I love doing anything outside.
    I hardly have to push at all, bc of my birthing hips.
    34 D

    Picture? I need to know that our kids will be good looking. Also I'm 6'4...I need my partner to be somewhat tall so that our children can stand a chance of being at least 6'0 or taller.

    we need to know how tall the other gal was to determine your best fit my friend!
    Y me imagino que si habla espanol pues hasta mejor

    Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.

    Y porque no lo pusiste como requisito? Not that important I take it? :flowerforyou:

    Don't need to know spanish to pop out babies and clean the house, I guess. :wink: haha
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    The only way to check my hips out for sure is to properly grab them and pull them. Please proceed to that part of the interview.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member

    Claro que hablo el idioma de romance.

    Y porque no lo pusiste como requisito? Not that important I take it? :flowerforyou:

    No Spanish isn't a prerequisite. Hopefully Hooked on Phonics will do the trick.
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    you must also include that she is not allowed to gain more than 25 pounds during her pregnancy....and she better still be putting 3 meals on the table a day, even if she gets bed ridden
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    you must also include that she is not allowed to gain more than 25 pounds during her pregnancy....and she better still be putting 3 meals on the table a day, even if she gets bed ridden

    Oh she'll be doing a lot of bed riding.

    She must be able to make good protein shakes. That will have me coming in her yard.
  • libbybond
    libbybond Posts: 36
    My little girl loves the outdoors - she will need a few more months before breeding
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?

    Which one would you like to apply for?

    Two words= Big Love

    I'll apply for trophy wife and having a second wife will be good. I'll take first wife position.
  • goldfinger88
    goldfinger88 Posts: 686 Member
    Can't imagine any woman wanting someone like you for any reason except to laugh at.
  • OBXbound4me
    OBXbound4me Posts: 245 Member
    I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:

    ABSOLUTELY
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Can't imagine any woman wanting someone like you for any reason except to laugh at.

    Oh you don't mean that. Are you hungry?
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    that's not true....he looks like he has a good body, I wouldn't mind staring at it and laughing at his jokes\

    edit: I checked out the profile....great body and a hottie....so def worth marrying for shallow reasons, and the humor would keep the marriage going through the rough patches, like if your wife gained 5 pounds and became absolutely grotesquely obese, or burnt the roast for dinner. Instead of enduring the rough patch though, you can just slap her around and it'll learn her
  • lithezebra
    lithezebra Posts: 3,670 Member
    As long as she has good birthing hips, then age isn't a factor.

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    It is if she's past menopause.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    is this a stay at home, trophy wife position?

    Which one would you like to apply for?

    Two words= Big Love

    I'll apply for trophy wife and having a second wife will be good. I'll take first wife position.

    We need to discuss salary and fringe benefits. State your terms.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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