Help me pick my next wife...

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  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:

    I think I'm in love
  • GoyaMommy13
    GoyaMommy13 Posts: 80 Member
    hilarious post! lol
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    mail order bride.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    mail order bride.

    MFP Bride...them's the best kind.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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  • luckyjuls
    luckyjuls Posts: 505 Member
    Can't imagine any woman wanting someone like you for any reason except to laugh at.

    Oh you don't mean that. Are you hungry?

    LOLLLL.
  • mleech77
    mleech77 Posts: 557 Member
    mail order bride.

    MFP Bride...them's the best kind.
    Less taxes that way too.
  • JanaCanada
    JanaCanada Posts: 917 Member
    I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:

    any challengers?

    I have proof of childbearing hips...3 kids. Oh, and I gotz da bewbs,...but at age 53, mine almost sweep the floor. :blushing: :laugh: :drinker: :bigsmile:
  • MrsVal03
    MrsVal03 Posts: 174 Member
    I have child bearing hips and also 30DDD bewbs! and they real! ... do I win????:smokin:
    How are your sammich making skills?

    if she's any kind of awesome.. the "sammich" in question is pre-made in anticipation... because if the job is done right, she shouldn't be able to make one afterwards :laugh: :wink:
  • Jennisin1
    Jennisin1 Posts: 574 Member
    I'm 5'10 (but more like 6'2 in my stilettos, for which I have a lust for)

    and I do squat and deadlift.... like a beast.
  • StarChanger
    StarChanger Posts: 605 Member
    I TOTALLY would have won this, but hubby says I can't apply..... ;)

    (I'm 5'8 and I have 38DDs AFTER reduction!)

    Oh wait...I suck at cooking. My talents lie elsewhere......
  • Follow_me
    Follow_me Posts: 6,120 Member
    That's hot
    I'm 5'10 (but more like 6'2 in my stilettos, for which I have a lust for)

    and I do squat and deadlift.... like a beast.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    I TOTALLY would have won this, but hubby says I can't apply..... ;)

    (I'm 5'8 and I have 38DDs AFTER reduction!)

    Oh wait...I suck at cooking. My talents lie elsewhere......

    Cooking is not a prerquisite doll. I just need a serviceable cooler and a love for the outdoors.
  • closedforrenovation
    closedforrenovation Posts: 24
    Just stopping by to say thanks for the idea... I will henceforth demand a 2nd in command wife, that way I get all the fun stuff and never have to clean anything again!

    I'll be skipping off into the sunset now! Cheers!
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    Olivia Posts: 10,137 MFP Staff
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