MFP High School Style! [Not if you're easily offended]

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  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    You forgot the nerds - the awesome kids who pore over every new study, and bust fitness and weight loss myths like it's their jobs. The lifters/jocks/people who shout the loudest types love to have these guys do their homework for them on the sly because they trust them, implicitly. They defy the traditional "nerd" image in one major way though: generally, they're wildly successful in their weight loss and body recomposition efforts so they look like f*ckin rockstar lifters :laugh:
  • AmyJoShanks
    AmyJoShanks Posts: 40 Member
    I nominate the guy who invented "In Place of a Road Map" for permanent valedictorian. (sorry, I'm too lazy to do the requisite search just now)

    Seconded!
  • ArchangelMJ
    ArchangelMJ Posts: 308 Member
    The loners: They are off by themselves. Every once in a while they poke their heads on the forums, but for the most part do their own thing and pay no attention to anyone else.

    I'm more or less this.
  • LeahT84
    LeahT84 Posts: 202 Member
    I'm a plastic and a cheerleader, and I am okay with that. Just started 30DS today and HOLY COW, it burns, but I will NOT be a dropout. LOL

    Love this post!
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    Funny post! True. Awesome.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    As a Brit I've always been baffled by the depiction of American high Schools in the movies - is it really like that then? All those different cliques, food fights every day in the canteen, spontaneously bursting into song & dance routines :wink:

    Secondary school in the UK was never that much fun, I'm a little envious :happy:

    Haha I've been told that apparently my high school was completely backward. Head cheerleader was overweight, quarterback wasn't the most gorgeous guy, "band geeks" were some of the most popular kids, marching band was more popular than sports (mostly because it actually won things)...
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    -The Awesome: The guy (or gal), who in high school was in the mechanic shop or something similar. On MFP they are the ones who have the awesome bodies and are like people magnets. But they are always the ones who have the best advice, and constantly have their posts bumped.

    @ninerbuff - lol:tongue:
  • ekahnicole
    ekahnicole Posts: 216 Member
    i like how this thread is going to be filled with awesome mean girls gifs


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    oh lindsay lohan. you peaked so early.

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  • Diamond05
    Diamond05 Posts: 475 Member
    What does this have to do with General Diet and Weight Loss Help... of all places to put it on this site?

    Don't burst our bubbles. Just laugh--it's funny, regardless of where it is.

    Watch out!!! That's an attack and you'll get this thread locked too..

    no worries I dont report people, i just send them threats via PM

    LOL You`re funny!:laugh:
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    The free weekenders: The party people...yes I'll get the grades I need for college, but I'll be damned if it messes with my weekend plans ;.



    I can't help it!
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I love that. You forgot a group: the ADD folks

    Hey! Donuts!
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    The bowling club. always getting strikes
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Haha I've been told that apparently my high school was completely backward. Head cheerleader was overweight, quarterback wasn't the most gorgeous guy, "band geeks" were some of the most popular kids, marching band was more popular than sports (mostly because it actually won things)...

    that's because you are an elf.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,978 Member
    -The Awesome: The guy (or gal), who in high school was in the mechanic shop or something similar. On MFP they are the ones who have the awesome bodies and are like people magnets. But they are always the ones who have the best advice, and constantly have their posts bumped.

    @ninerbuff - lol:tongue:
    Gratitude.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    The bowling club. always getting strikes

    Being in bowling club is so bad for my street cred. But sadly I'm in it...
  • NostalgicMuse
    NostalgicMuse Posts: 340 Member
    The loners: They are off by themselves. Every once in a while they poke their heads on the forums, but for the most part do their own thing and pay no attention to anyone else.

    never thought of myself like this before, but it fits here anyway
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    The bowling club. always getting strikes

    Being in bowling club is so bad for my street cred. But sadly I'm in it...

    just dont get a turkey and you'll be fine
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  • musycnlyrics
    musycnlyrics Posts: 323 Member
    Am I the only one that will admit to being a "Plastic" Jillian Michael's Junkie? (I'm going to see her in Chicago next Friday...squeeee!) I would also consider myself a clean eater and a lifter (nerdy jock?).

    So, the big question...who are our Valedictorian, and Homecoming King and Queen?

    She was in DC recently and I passed the sign advertising her "show" and thought "pfffft, who the heck would PAY to be around her after doing any of her workouts? Im likely to throw tomatoes at her for hurting my thighs/butt the way she does! Shred THIS Jillian!!" **throws tomato**

    but I guess there are some who will voluntarily and non-violently be around her.
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    The T-Rexes (I'm not the only one here) - The ones who always break chairs, look awkward attempting push-ups, and, despite meal-planning and best intentions, end up eating fellow students who don't fit into their macros for the day. :grumble:

    Speaking of, ... some of you look delicious. Where's my sri racha...
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Haha I've been told that apparently my high school was completely backward. Head cheerleader was overweight, quarterback wasn't the most gorgeous guy, "band geeks" were some of the most popular kids, marching band was more popular than sports (mostly because it actually won things)...

    that's because you are an elf.

    I thought I was an ent.
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
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  • dlmaylor
    dlmaylor Posts: 25
    Lol so ruthless !!!
  • jdhoward_101
    jdhoward_101 Posts: 234 Member
    I think i am a mixture of cheerleader and the free weekend lot :p
  • pannellkat
    pannellkat Posts: 709 Member
    The loners: They are off by themselves. Every once in a while they poke their heads on the forums, but for the most part do their own thing and pay no attention to anyone else.

    Yep..this would be me
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    I'm a mix of lifter and partier, throw in a lil class clown for measure.
  • pannellkat
    pannellkat Posts: 709 Member
    What does this have to do with General Diet and Weight Loss Help... of all places to put it on this site?

    Just to lighten the mood a little...which you're really helping with btw ;)

    Bwahaha!! Really helping
  • pannellkat
    pannellkat Posts: 709 Member
    Im just the bish that will take your boyfriend.

    Love it!
  • FattieBabs
    FattieBabs Posts: 542 Member
    Where are the band geeks?

    MEEEEEEEE!!!! Plus a bit of a party animal and weekends!
  • JDBLY11
    JDBLY11 Posts: 577 Member
    But i wasn't public schooled! XD

    i wasn't either. I was homeschooled through high school. Sometimes it is embarrassing to say and sometimes I am really glad that I was. I am thankful my mom cared about me enough to homeschool me. I think it kept me out of trouble. I did some college and am trying to finish my degree in religion starting this summer. After that I would like to see how I like doing a Masters in Counseling. That was probably more info than you wanted to know! ;)
  • JDBLY11
    JDBLY11 Posts: 577 Member
    The loners: They are off by themselves. Every once in a while they poke their heads on the forums, but for the most part do their own thing and pay no attention to anyone else.

    I'm either a loner... or I'm special.

    So that makes me a group of my own... A SPECIAL LONER. :laugh: :flowerforyou:

    LOL I think that's a good thing!

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