How do I get this girl?

NormInv
NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
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The girl in this thread, how do I get her?
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  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Pull down your pants ;)
  • My0WNinspiration
    My0WNinspiration Posts: 1,146 Member
    Try originality
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Ask her to do this

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  • bronx1101
    bronx1101 Posts: 48
    get her what?
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
    Tell her you know how she can obtain a thigh gap.

    Or, you can tell her you have tasty snack treats.
  • markymarrkk
    markymarrkk Posts: 495 Member
    woooo!! YA! right on buddy, way to spit that innanet game, brody! swag so sick, too bad it ain't contagious! you must rack up that poon all day!
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    what the
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Ask her to do this

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    :laugh:
  • matt2442
    matt2442 Posts: 1,259 Member
    Post this to her:
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    you're welcome
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    OP, are you grabbing your peen in your profile picture?
  • MidwestAngel
    MidwestAngel Posts: 1,897 Member
    Post this to her:
    rSHntpm.jpg
    you're welcome
    How YOU doin?
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    OP, are you grabbing your peen in your profile picture?

    No, he is yelling " YEAH!!!!!" after a hard workout while flexing
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

    this is how he got me.....on his friends list...

    LOL...

    hi taunto!
  • Cold_Steel
    Cold_Steel Posts: 897 Member
    The girl in this thread, how do I get her?

    Probably by not simulating *kitten* in your profile pic... I mean you might get someone but they are probably not wife material...
  • TinaS88
    TinaS88 Posts: 817 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.


    LMAO. Take notes from this guy, clearly a pro.. Ahahaha
  • WinnerVictorious
    WinnerVictorious Posts: 4,733 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

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  • BostonStrong617
    BostonStrong617 Posts: 117
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

    You forgot about the part where they insist that they're star crossed lovers who are completely made for each other tho. Come on bro, don't you believe in the power of love? It''s like a Modern Day Rameo and Juliet with fake pictures and catfishing. The fake pictures are SUPER important because you have to make the person thinks you're a super hot model but that means never meeting them and falling in love through phone calls and texts. It's a fairy tale of the digital age for underage and/or morbidly obese girls and creepy hairy 40 year old male virgins posing as Twitter models.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

    AH, my sweet Taunto...this is what I did to you....heh.

    cept i didnt tell you you were amazing

    If i recall i yelled at you



    many times.


    hi Taunto.
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.



    What we have is real, Taunto.
  • Granville_Cocteau
    Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
    You forgot about the part where they insist that they're star crossed lovers who are completely made for each other tho. Come on bro, don't you believe in the power of love? It''s like a Modern Day Rameo and Juliet with fake pictures and catfishing. The fake pictures are SUPER important because you have to make the person thinks you're a super hot model but that means never meeting them and falling in love through phone calls and texts. It's a fairy tale of the digital age for underage and/or morbidly obese girls and creepy hairy 40 year old male virgins posing as Twitter models.

    Where do you get this stuff from?
    :)
  • LonLB
    LonLB Posts: 1,126 Member
    Pull her into your van, put her in the pit and make her put the lotion on the skin:bigsmile:
  • hellokittymaui
    hellokittymaui Posts: 226 Member
    Which girl???
  • mercedesbenz5979
    mercedesbenz5979 Posts: 132 Member
    chloroform :P
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    chloroform :P
    Uniform :P

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  • talamer
    talamer Posts: 516 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

    BAAAM! I agree with you taunto ;)
  • mercedesbenz5979
    mercedesbenz5979 Posts: 132 Member
    uuhh ya... uniform is what I meant..... damn auto correct :embarassed:
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Which girl???

    If you can't identify the sucker in the room...you're the sucker. :D
  • Garlicmash
    Garlicmash Posts: 208
    be you're self as long as that isn't an idiot and if she likes the real you then you shouldn't have a problem ,oh cause she does need to find you attractive as well normally that does help.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Alright people, allow taunto to school you how PROFESSIONAL grade creepers like me do it. See amateurs on this site give pros like me a good name. They haven't mastered the art.

    You gotta be sneaky! You gotta infiltrate the girls here.
    You gotta sit.
    Wait.
    Watch from a distance.
    Talk to them on forums ever so gently. Make a few jokes. Write some good info.

    Next thing you know, you have an invite from them. Working as planned I see! Then once you become friends, you become friends with their SO (if they have one). Why? Keep your enemies closer! You slowly creep into their lives. Making them believe you're a good guy really.

    Slowly you tell the lady how amazing she is.

    THEN BAM! You realize that you just wasted your time chasing after somebody who lives 1000s of miles away from you and will never meet you in real life.

    Oh, such wisdom always!

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