Please, Please, Please no more "diet" threads

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  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    Well, this thread certainly devolved quickly...
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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  • cheyennekl
    cheyennekl Posts: 90 Member
    Loving the drama going on in this thread! :laugh:
  • Lunachic77
    Lunachic77 Posts: 434 Member
    ...
  • Givemewings
    Givemewings Posts: 864 Member
    I think you should expect to see that sort of thing on a site like this.
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
    just letting everyone know that I am me.

    Have a good day.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    just letting everyone know that I am me.

    Have a good day.

    Now Im not so sure....... ;)
  • Lunachic77
    Lunachic77 Posts: 434 Member
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  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    maybe she went to bed...cept in sweden its only 8AM so that wouldent make much sense
  • Granville_Cocteau
    Granville_Cocteau Posts: 209 Member
    Clearly she was headed for a magazine photo shoot and just wanted to get in a few posts on MFP before that.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    just letting everyone know that I am me.

    Have a good day.

    Do YOU even lift? :tongue:
  • ggxx100
    ggxx100 Posts: 520 Member

    You think my avatar is a model? How cute, it's actually me. I'm flattered.

    I want to go out with you. My name's Mark....Mark Ruffalo.

    The name's Bond...James Bond.

    Now someone get me my martini.
  • Lunachic77
    Lunachic77 Posts: 434 Member
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    maybe she went to bed...cept in sweden its only 8AM so that wouldent make much sense

    Nah, I just think this happened...

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  • _Zardoz_
    _Zardoz_ Posts: 3,987 Member
    I'm thinking I'm going to try the Blue Face diet. I eat like I normally do and work out like i normally do, but occasionally hold my breathe afterwords. I paid $100 for a seminar and it seems pretty legit; they had side by side before and after slides during the power point and everything.
    This is also known as the Smurf diet
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    I'm thinking I'm going to try the Blue Face diet. I eat like I normally do and work out like i normally do, but occasionally hold my breathe afterwords. I paid $100 for a seminar and it seems pretty legit; they had side by side before and after slides during the power point and everything.
    This is also known as the Smurf diet
    Isn't the Smurf diet the one where you eat nothing but Smurfs?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    man, im so sick of everyone going on about diets. hold up while i go on about people going on about diets.

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    i reserve the right to go on about whatever I choose...

    does that gif do anything, or just sit there looking all weird and sh%t

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    take a joke pal.

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    Hahahahaha! Dude got defensive real quick, didn't he??? That's how it usually is though. Oh well....

    sigh, no one ever gets my sarcasm
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Well since it is a fitness/calorie counter site, the diet threads are inevitable. Also, this sites search tool is pretty useless. I think for the majority of people who are starting these threads (ill give them the benefit of the doubt) are actually using the search feature to no avail and just posting a topic so they can get answers.

    However, leading them to right group and right information usually clears up these threads rather quickly. So allow the people who do have the patience to answer these peoples diet questions to answer them effectively and carry on with your day.

    THIS!

    It's a fitness/weight loss site. Therefore you will have DIET QUESTIONS. With all the threads going on here, I find it amazing that any of you have the time to go through each one and express your disgust with how this person or that person chooses to approach weight loss. GET OVER YOURSELF. Log off, go outside and get some fresh air. I promise the site and the threads will continue just fine in your absence.

    MFP will continue in my absence? I highly doubt that as i invented this site and it runs off my life force....Al Gore is my cousin by the way ...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Well since it is a fitness/calorie counter site, the diet threads are inevitable. Also, this sites search tool is pretty useless. I think for the majority of people who are starting these threads (ill give them the benefit of the doubt) are actually using the search feature to no avail and just posting a topic so they can get answers.

    However, leading them to right group and right information usually clears up these threads rather quickly. So allow the people who do have the patience to answer these peoples diet questions to answer them effectively and carry on with your day.

    THIS!

    It's a fitness/weight loss site. Therefore you will have DIET QUESTIONS. With all the threads going on here, I find it amazing that any of you have the time to go through each one and express your disgust with how this person or that person chooses to approach weight loss. GET OVER YOURSELF. Log off, go outside and get some fresh air. I promise the site and the threads will continue just fine in your absence.

    Why is everyone so defensive?

    So many hangry people...they must've not had their daily dose of coffee bean extract-it makes you more irritable if you miss a day.

    In all seriousness, lighten up a bit and get that fresh air for yourself, hm?

    Also, OP thank you for your suggestion! I'm going to take my raspberry ketone dosage and have one pill every hour instead! Definitely avoiding starvation mode now

    I don't think anyone is defensive except you. You are the one that needs to lighten up with your coffee comment. We are basically saying that posting a thread on the subject you are complaining about is the same thing as posting about that subject.

    Mocking the people who are new to the site and do not know their way around is not the answer is this situation though.

    please, there are plenty of people that are not new to the site that keep posting the same thread, or similar thread over and over. Usually it is the ones looking for a quick fix, and what to know which 'cleanse' they should do to quickly lose 20 pounds for their best friends wedding that is one week a way...

    Was not mocking anyone. I simply asked for opinions on this and asked that they be given in a fun and humorous way. If you don't like the topic stay out....

    or how does that saying go..I hear you knocking but you can't come in....(said in cheech voice) ahahahahahahaha
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I read, right here on these forums, this very afternoon...... That sipping baby unicorn tears first thing in the morning is the ONLY way to make the pounds go away. Has anybody here tried the Baby Unicorn Tear diet?
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    no, but I have had massive success on the "unicorn piss" diet....nasty but effective...

    Unicorn antler spray will bulk you up like a beast too ....

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Where do i sign up!?

    go to mywebsite www.unicorndiet.com...

    I also have several diet books that I will be releasing on that site..

    The Porn Star Diet - How to F to a better You
    The Unicorn Piss and Raspberry Ketone Cleanse - Guaranteed to lose 10 pounds in 10 days
    The 24 meals, 24 hours a day diet

    and don't forget to pick up the hat that I am wearing in the photo its $19.99 and has a special liner that will protect your brain from falling victim to fad diets...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    does anyone in this thread even lift?
    I do. Wanna workout with me?


    :noway:
    wasn't asking you

    Wasn't responding to your question.

    More shaking my head at desperation.
    How cute. It's actually more desperate to have an avatar of a model that's not even you. At least I look good IRL, but thanks anyways.

    You think my avatar is a model? How cute, it's actually me. I'm flattered.
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    also whats your name start with since ive already found the owner of that picture as well please respond oh heavenly blessed beauty

    Ohh did you now? Please, humor me.

    Let me guess, reverse image search? My, my you have a lot of time on your hands. This is why I need restraining orders.
    Actually, desperate girls with troll accounts clearly have too much time on their hands:laugh:

    me lift..

    and yes, desperate girls in any forum are dangerous...or fun, depending on if it is last call or not...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    does anyone in this thread even lift?

    Obviously not, including you...
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    Nope, just calling it like I see it.

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    bahahahahahahahha that gif is hilarious...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Well, this thread certainly devolved quickly...

    I expected it to de-rail rahter quickly ..

    Its all good...I dive bomb the F out of threads so why should mine be no different...

    Get you some popcorn and enjoy the sh%t show!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    does anyone in this thread even lift?
    I do. Wanna workout with me?


    :noway:
    wasn't asking you

    Wasn't responding to your question.

    More shaking my head at desperation.
    How cute. It's actually more desperate to have an avatar of a model that's not even you. At least I look good IRL, but thanks anyways.

    You think my avatar is a model? How cute, it's actually me. I'm flattered.

    So you're veronika axelsson?

    taunto you werent supposed to tell her who she was yet...... :P

    LOL I just realized you all were hating on that chick for having fake photos....i just jumped back in here this morning...

    Is reverse image a new diet????
  • chasetwins
    chasetwins Posts: 702 Member
    I heard... just by watching Dr. Oz I can lose 10 pounds in a week ;)

    (it's not the "watching" that makes you lose..apparently the claims made are so ridiculous it causes vomiting after each episode!!)
  • agggie550
    agggie550 Posts: 281 Member
    Dr. Oz doesnt even lift Bro... how would he know a damn thing about anything.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I heard... just by watching Dr. Oz I can lose 10 pounds in a week ;)

    (it's not the "watching" that makes you lose..apparently the claims made are so ridiculous it causes vomiting after each episode!!)

    I heard that the show radiates raspberry ketones that target your fat cells and irradiates them, thus losing body fat, while you watch dr oz....
  • senami632
    senami632 Posts: 134 Member
    Live and let live. Why are you so bothered about what people are doing, anyway?
  • drvvork
    drvvork Posts: 1,162
    Counting calories just gets so bo.o.o.o.ring after a while. I love reading gimmicky diet books just to see what people are talking about, and maybe get a new recipe or idea to play around with. Reading about how I should only eat while juggling live snakes over an open pit on the full moon makes me appreciate the simplicity of what I am doing.

    LOL...
  • Zoe2901
    Zoe2901 Posts: 79 Member
    whats the big deal? if you dont like the threads then dont read them, if people want to try fad diets that is up to them. maybe they have tried everything else who knows instead of just jumping to the conclusion that people who choose fad diets are stupid an lazy, maybe you should not comment or read their threads or give encouragement and offer advice.
    no one is forcing you to read the threads and making a thread like this bashing people, who are obviously desperate to get healthy and lose weight, you just end up offending people.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    whats the big deal? if you dont like the threads then dont read them, if people want to try fad diets that is up to them. maybe they have tried everything else who knows instead of just jumping to the conclusion that people who choose fad diets are stupid an lazy, maybe you should not comment or read their threads or give encouragement and offer advice.
    no one is forcing you to read the threads and making a thread like this bashing people, who are obviously desperate to get healthy and lose weight, you just end up offending people.

    Hmmmm no one forced you to read this one either, so why are you complaining...???

    Let he who is without thread, cast the first thread....