Why do girls like to show their boyfriends off?

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  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Newsflash: No one wants your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife despite your grandest delusions. You're welcome.


    hahahaha. aaaaaaaaaaaaaand please email this to my husband I am ALWAYS saying this to him..." Have you SEEN me lately, i swear it's okay if I go to the gym for a little while. Nobody wants this"
  • ThoseLittleCats
    ThoseLittleCats Posts: 180
    wouldnt it be funny if tha girl ur showing ur bf off to, ends up sleepin wit him? :laugh: :laugh:
  • Fish_Fuzz
    Fish_Fuzz Posts: 90 Member
    My wife hides me in the closet and when she does let me out I have to wear a baggy turtle neck and a stocking hat. Let me tell you it SUCKS because it's hot here in South Florida!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    wouldnt it be funny if tha girl ur showing ur bf off to, ends up sleepin wit him? :laugh: :laugh:

    Not really.
  • Lesa_Sass
    Lesa_Sass Posts: 2,213 Member
    I want all them b#tches to know what I've got.


    ^^^^This, very much this!
  • bellaa_x0
    bellaa_x0 Posts: 1,062 Member
    .. is it not normal to meet your significant other's friends and family? i don't get why this is a problem lol if its strictly sex then i totally understand, but if i'm dating someone and its a few months into the relationship and it is getting serious i want them to meet my friends and family - partly for approval and partly to show him off haha :laugh:

    #Stalking

    #stalking? uhhh no
  • iulia_maddie
    iulia_maddie Posts: 2,780 Member
    wouldnt it be funny if tha girl ur showing ur bf off to, ends up sleepin wit him? :laugh: :laugh:
    Hilarious.
  • cynthiaj777
    cynthiaj777 Posts: 787 Member
    My family has only ever met one guy I dated, and it isn't even the one I'm with now who I am going to marry.

    I don't find this necessary because I'm really far from my family. They are 8 hours from me, and he's an additional 8 hours north from me, so 16 hours from them! But, we sure are ALL OVER each other's FB :)

    Just showin' my mans off :devil:
  • MsPudding
    MsPudding Posts: 562 Member
    I never want my boyfriends to meet anyone I know...it makes it terribly inconvenient when I then have to think up an excuse to cover their errrr 'disappearance'. Far better to always see them alone....alone and far, far away from people or habitations...
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I want all them b#tches to know what I've got.

    You SCARY

    No she's not! She's actually pretty hot!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I want all them b#tches to know what I've got.

    You SCARY

    No she's not! She's actually pretty hot!

    I think he means scary in a hot way.
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    ONE of the reasons honestly, to prove that I wasn't a lesbian. Nothing wrong with being a lesbian, but just because i didn't date the guys in high-school (I went to a very small high-school) everyone assumed that I like women. My fiance is 6'6 and 280lbs, far from a girl :) He is also charming, and handsome, and definitely my teammate and support when my family is driving me nuts.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Wait til you get one that tries to hide you.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Wait til you get one that tries to hide you.

    In.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    if you were dating taunto, you'd wanna show off this gift from god to women too!

    oh bro. that broke my levvy. sheit. I did laugh. hat of to you good sir.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Wait til you get one that tries to hide you.

    If by "hide" you mean to handcuff to the bed....what is wrong with that? Mine, mine, mine.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    I'd say its not just girls, I like walking down with a pretty girl cause its like "OH in your FACE, it burns! BURNS don't it!" hahahah.


    I don't want to introduce them to my mother tho. just sayin.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    I prefer to socially isolate mine, that way he gets all of his feelings of self worth from me. He's much easier to control that way. I don't want my guy getting all independent and whatnot.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    This topic is divisive.

    I show my girls off all the time.
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Maybe she's trying to show her friends she can actually land a date.
  • wldrose75
    wldrose75 Posts: 128
    Its kind of like when you get a new puppy, ya know? "See, Girls, isn't he just the cutest? And I've almost got him house broken." :laugh:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    This topic is divisive.

    I show my girls off all the time.

    ISWYDT!
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    wouldnt it be funny if tha girl ur showing ur bf off to, ends up sleepin wit him? :laugh: :laugh:

    Not really.
    Yeah, that'd be pretty ****ed up
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    I mark my territory instead.

    Here are a few ways to discreetly mark your territory ladies.
    * lipstick kiss where he won't notice
    * spray his clothes with your perfume
    * hickeys, he can't rub that off mwahahaaha
    * tattoo your name on his @$$
    * branding is also a sure option.

    :bigsmile:
  • QueenGyn
    QueenGyn Posts: 106
    nope nope...he stays in my dungeon, tied up.

    ^THIS. lol

    Its the opposite for me, they want to meet my family ---- mother, my father is dead and I'm an only child... so. :laugh:
  • catrinadaniels
    catrinadaniels Posts: 40
    I start with the fam. To be fair, my first bf had been a long-time friend, so he knew my family. The second asked to meet them, and I'd known him about 2 years before we dated. The third...well, he was okaywith meeting them, but looking back, I should have dumped his *kitten*. The fourth (and last) met them when he arrived via plane from England, since I hadn't ever met him.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    I wish I was dating a girl.
  • QueenGyn
    QueenGyn Posts: 106
    I mark my territory instead.

    Here are a few ways to discreetly mark your territory ladies.
    * lipstick kiss where he won't notice
    * spray his clothes with your perfume
    * hickeys, he can't rub that off mwahahaaha
    * tattoo your name on his @$$
    * branding is also a sure option.

    :bigsmile:

    I shall learn the art of inking then. :drinker:
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  • kellehbeans
    kellehbeans Posts: 838 Member
    Mocha is a real word. A tasty tasty word.

    :glasses:

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