I've lost an Elephant Penis
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Ooops a bit further in my journey than last recorded.
10= chemical additives an american consumes a yearI've lost a NEWBORN, however, i still have a few left in there0 -
Really just want to have this in my newsfeed!! :laugh:0
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Cool I lost a car tire0
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30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
Today's new number. And I'm having grilled cheese for dinner :drinker:0 -
I have loss 10 dozen large egg woohoo0
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I neeeda lose "an automobile tire" (20 pounds).. and I don't think I can even lift one..0
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I have lost an automobile tire!!!!!!!! :happy: Going for the elephant penis :blushing:0
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Now who do I see about getting the diet coke out of my keyboard? That is certainly a headline you don't see every day.
I've lost a cinderblock. Most of my friends it would be between my ears, but I'll take it.0 -
33 pounds = a cinder block I've lost one.
:blushing: Now 27 more pounds till I reach elephant penis status.0 -
Bald eagle here!0
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Five bald eagles and a chiahuahua0
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Nice, I definitely laughed when I got to Arnold =P0
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I'm up to a human leg and a brain! Nearly to an elephant's heart.0
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bump0
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I've lost a small bale of hay! 10 more to an elephant penis!0
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WAIT WAIT WAIT! how does an elephant wang weigh more than a sperm whales brain?? *mind*blown*0
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As of today I've lost a cinderblock! :bigsmile:
I am officially half-way to my goal! :happy:0 -
haha, wow, im creeping up on losing a 2 month old horse . . . ugh, somehow it doesn't come off as flattering :blushing:0
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a sperm whale's brain!! haha0
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1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony0 -
As of this morning I've lost a gold brick!0
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So far I've lost..... an average human brain0
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I've lost 2 bloodhounds!0
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meow...avg house cat0
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An elephant heart and an ostrich egg!0
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I've lost a bale of hay and a rack of ribs0
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I love this! Thanks for sharing!0
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I've moved up to Human Skin. Yay!!! (I started my journey on a fricken 5+week plateau - I'm happy with skin)0
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Woo - since December I've lost a mid-size microwave (I started on MFP in January).0
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