Hi My Name Is Tim, Welcome to MFP

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  • SteelySunshine
    SteelySunshine Posts: 1,092 Member
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    I will take your Johnny Depp and raise you a

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    FTW!!!!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    who started this chaos weirdo? Is this how we treat the new guy you people need to get out more. The guy needs to lose some weight and get some support along the way. The way you people are treating him hes going to need a therapist by the end of the day or a lot of beer

    I just drink a lot nowadays to ease the pain caused by their mockery. But it's cool, the universe has its way of balancing these things out.
  • beyondjupiter
    beyondjupiter Posts: 247 Member
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    I will take your Johnny Depp and raise you a

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    FTW!!!!

    I take your Charlie Sheen and raise you a

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    Except I don't win because her life bums me out.
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    who started this chaos weirdo? Is this how we treat the new guy you people need to get out more. The guy needs to lose some weight and get some support along the way. The way you people are treating him hes going to need a therapist by the end of the day or a lot of beer

    I just drink a lot nowadays to ease the pain caused by their mockery. But it's cool, the universe has its way of balancing these things out.

    wheird, youre the coolest things since sliced bread put the WINE DOWN
  • Simpster
    Simpster Posts: 2
    :love:
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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  • Elzecat
    Elzecat Posts: 2,916 Member
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    WHOAAAAA!

    I love Bill & Ted.

    :drinker:
  • MayaSPapaya
    MayaSPapaya Posts: 735 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • I FREAKIN LOVE REGULAR SHOW. OHHHHHHHH!
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    I FREAKIN LOVE REGULAR SHOW. OHHHHHHHH!

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  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
    HI GUYS MY NAME IS TIM ONCE MORE
  • brentbarrie
    brentbarrie Posts: 532 Member
    Regular show! Heck yes!
  • Dewdropps
    Dewdropps Posts: 111
    Hello Tim!

    You know, four years ago when I clocked in at 320 pounds, I asked myself, "what are you going to do when you swallow the last of this twinkie?"

    You know what my answer was, Tim?

    Do you?

    It was "EAT ANOTHER TWINKIE."

    My life was a mess, my body was destroyed, and my heart, though still beating, had given out on me nonetheless.

    BUT THEN! I signed up for MyFistinPal and things started to turn around. I started weighing those twinkies - oh I still ate them, don't get me wrong, I STILL eat them. But I knew how much! For the first time, I was in control of the twinkies instead of the twinkies controlling me.

    Do you know what it's like to be controlled by snack food, Tim? It's horrible. It's like that scene in Se7en. Twinkies are a bitter mistress that give you ever shortening bursts of pleasure followed by lengthening and lengthening bouts of guilt and remorse.

    It gets to the point where the only thing that makes you happy makes you miserable, but you still can't stop stuffing, and stuffing, and stuffing until your sides literally hurt from how full you are on the inside.

    But then I found MyFirstessPal and things changed. I control the twinkies. Now I cut them open like cadavers and stuff them with healthy fillings! Pureed carrots! Collared Greens!

    THJANK YOU MYFRISKYPAL!

    With love,
    Burt

    LOL!!!
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    SEEEEE YAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • FootballGamer58
    FootballGamer58 Posts: 1,310 Member
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    SEEEEE YAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Dewdropps
    Dewdropps Posts: 111
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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    SEEEEE YAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Textmessage
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  • betthouston
    betthouston Posts: 31 Member
    Best. thread. ever.

    Friggin weirdos. :drinker: