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Most disappointing fortune cookie messages

Lifting_Knitter
Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
edited January 24 in Chit-Chat
Had some people over tonight and got some of the most disappointing messages inside our cookies....

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(Sorry the picture is blurry)

' wow! A secret message from your teeth'. :huh:

' enjoyed the meal? Buy one to go too.' :grumble:

What is the worst fortune cookie message you have gotten?
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  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Had some people over tonight and got some of the most disappointing messages inside our cookies....

    187a8d11-10b4-4d79-805f-39b5bb884dad_zpsa33fefcd.jpg
    (Sorry the picture is blurry)

    ' wow! A secret message from your teeth'. :huh:

    ' enjoyed the meal? Buy one to go too.' :grumble:

    What is the worst fortune cookie message you have gotten?

    These are so bad, you can't even add "in bed" to the end of them as a natural improvement.
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member

    These are so bad, you can't even add "in bed" to the end of them as a natural improvement.

    I didn't even try that before I posted it. Nope...just bad all around.
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    "Go forth and multiply." I **** you not.
  • cagefan
    cagefan Posts: 194 Member
    "that wasn't chicken you just ate "
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
    "that wasn't chicken you just ate "

    :sick: ewwww....so wrong.
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
    "Go forth and multiply." I **** you not.

    Hahaha, that is hilarious!
  • foleyshirley
    foleyshirley Posts: 1,043 Member
    My daughter got one that said "Next time have the shrimp.". So bizarre, and it left us wondering what was wrong with what she did have lol.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    :glasses:
  • KimberlyinMN
    KimberlyinMN Posts: 302 Member
    The funniest I've ever received was "Whew! About time I got out of that cookie!" I stuck it on our fridge because it makes me smile every time I see it. :)
  • AZKristi
    AZKristi Posts: 1,801 Member
    Wow. Those suck.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,154 Member
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    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • KimberlyinMN
    KimberlyinMN Posts: 302 Member
    And... when the hubs and I were still dating, actually the month before he proposed, we both got this fortune in our cookies:

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    And when we were waiting for my engagement ring to be "built" - we picked out the diamond and the setting - we got these fortunes. While not the SAME, they seemed appropriate.

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  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    "Something wonderful is about to happy" - this one is taped to my computer screen at work.
    "It's always better home grown"
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
    And... when the hubs and I were still dating, actually the month before he proposed, we both got this fortune in our cookies:

    fortunesJuly2004.gif

    And when we were waiting for my engagement ring to be "built" - we picked out the diamond and the setting - we got these fortunes. While not the SAME, they seemed appropriate.

    fortunes8-22-04.gif

    That is so sweet! What a great memory!
  • MissMaryMac33
    MissMaryMac33 Posts: 1,433 Member
    If i could figure out how to post a picture of it I would --- but I got this one a few years ago and still have it :)

    "Horny and desperate may not be a great look, but it's your look so work it!
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    If i could figure out how to post a picture of it I would --- but I got this one a few years ago and still have it :)

    "Horny and desperate may not be a great look, but it's your look so work it!

    :wink: :love: :flowerforyou: :drinker: :bigsmile: :blushing:
  • Tara_238
    Tara_238 Posts: 70 Member
    "Go set yourself on fire enthusiastically, people will come for miles to watch you burn"
    Not sure what I did to deserve that. Lol
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
    If i could figure out how to post a picture of it I would --- but I got this one a few years ago and still have it :)

    "Horny and desperate may not be a great look, but it's your look so work it!

    :wink: :love: :flowerforyou: :drinker: :bigsmile: :blushing:

    Ha! Yes :drinker: :laugh:
  • Lifting_Knitter
    Lifting_Knitter Posts: 1,025 Member
    "Go set yourself on fire enthusiastically, people will come for miles to watch you burn"
    Not sure what I did to deserve that. Lol

    Lol! What a message! :laugh:
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    The weirdest one I ever got told me I would inherit a medieval castle. It was awfully specific.

    I have yet to even find the relative that has one to leave me.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Fear knocked at the door, faith answered, no one was there.



    --its lovely but I wanted to know about my f&*;king future! So Faith can suck it!
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    "Go set yourself on fire enthusiastically, people will come for miles to watch you burn"
    Not sure what I did to deserve that. Lol

    Lol! What a message! :laugh:

    This is very alarming, I think.
  • Inshape13
    Inshape13 Posts: 680 Member
    I actually got one before I started losing weight that stated that I "should lose weight".....kid you not it really said that.
  • BrittanyMegan88
    BrittanyMegan88 Posts: 670 Member
    The funniest I've ever received was "Whew! About time I got out of that cookie!" I stuck it on our fridge because it makes me smile every time I see it. :)
    "Something wonderful is about to happy"

    Haha, those ones are so cute!!
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Can't think of a fortune cookie message. But once when i was a teen, I cracked open a walnut, which had been hollowed out and apparently glued back together. In it was a message that read "Fa Q". No i am not kidding!
    I guess the machine operators at the nut factory got a little bored.
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    If i could figure out how to post a picture of it I would --- but I got this one a few years ago and still have it :)

    "Horny and desperate may not be a great look, but it's your look so work it!

    Bwahahaha
  • liznsmith
    liznsmith Posts: 240 Member
    you will eat more orange chicken.
  • Willowana
    Willowana Posts: 493 Member
    Error 404: Fortune Not Found

    Keep you goals away from the trolls
  • yoyofighter
    yoyofighter Posts: 323 Member
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    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
    N I C E!
  • mandi272
    mandi272 Posts: 32 Member
    I had one that said "pay the bill"...:\
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