Sexercise?!?!

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  • stephx4
    stephx4 Posts: 810
    Light,moderate or vigorous activity ;-)
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I like to log it as 'Making Whoopee' because I'm current like that.

    I like this. I also like to log it as "doing the sex" or "tickle fights" or "IS THAT ALL??"

    I normally give people a warning so they aren't surprised by is that all, should have listened to me in the beginning
  • Mrsallypants
    Mrsallypants Posts: 887 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    I like to log it as 'Making Whoopee' because I'm current like that.

    I like this. I also like to log it as "doing the sex" or "tickle fights" or "IS THAT ALL??"

    I normally give people a warning so they aren't surprised by is that all, should have listened to me in the beginning

    No, No, I logged yours with me as "OH, OH, Good God!" You don't give yourself enough credit.
  • m1chaelberry92
    m1chaelberry92 Posts: 13 Member
    I dont log it...

    I just consider it a bonus calorie burn...

    but if I did... maybe same calories as a "potato sack race?!?!'
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I like to log it as 'Making Whoopee' because I'm current like that.

    I like this. I also like to log it as "doing the sex" or "tickle fights" or "IS THAT ALL??"

    I normally give people a warning so they aren't surprised by is that all, should have listened to me in the beginning

    No, No, I logged yours with me as "OH, OH, Good God!" You don't give yourself enough credit.

    Oh I thought you said that because I accidentally stepped on your foot
  • chantelp89
    chantelp89 Posts: 590 Member
    I list it as a squats. :tongue:
    Damn you got to it before I could
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Intercourse.

    Just saying the word turns me on.


    Oh... and "I want a liter of cola!!"
  • summersun512
    summersun512 Posts: 8 Member
    Humping Spree - May help you torch calories equivalent to a handful of nuts! LoL! :-)
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    Whaaa?! There are some women who don't want to be on top?! You guys are missing out, it's awesome!

    Also, I don't log it, but if I did, I would log it as "The ol' in-out," à la A Clockwork Orange
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
    Lol, I actually went through all of the listed exercises on here once trying to see what would come closet.
    I would probably say 'wrestling.'
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    At 10 seconds a month, is it really worth logging?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    If mfp had an exercise for sex what do you reckon they'd call it ?!?
    -sexercise
    -bedtime gymnastics

    Add your own ;-)

    Honestly, I would never get consistent results. Some times just a few minutes. Sometimes it could be 15 minutes. Rarely would it be more though, so I will stick with HIIT, running, and lifting.
  • stephx4
    stephx4 Posts: 810
    At 10 seconds a month, is it really worth logging?

    Bad times eh?!?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
    Sex is so variable. Most women are too lazy to get on top, so they burn fewer calories than men during sex.

    For me, I wear a heart rate monitor during sex, but I admit it is difficult to look in the mirror and flex, have sex, and try to keep my chest strap on (from HRM) at the same time.

    Dafuq? When did you have sex with most women?
  • knickels1987
    knickels1987 Posts: 212 Member
    "The Deed"
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    I do need to bone up on this subject a bit, but I suppose that it depends on position - high balling or low balling....
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    6 minute workout

    Only if you did it 3 times in a row. : )

    You're doing it wrong.


    Also, "Zumba".
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    ****ing.
  • BlackStarDeceiver
    BlackStarDeceiver Posts: 590 Member
    "Cleaning, heavy, vigorous effort"
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    The calories burned are negated if you swallow
  • TheBaileyHunter
    TheBaileyHunter Posts: 641 Member
    It's decathlon training. or maybe Track & Field - triathlon if it's a lazy day.
  • Gusman14
    Gusman14 Posts: 94
    The calories burned are negated if you swallow

    Tough for us beaver eaters...
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    I log mine as _the_feniks_

    example: _crafty_ burned 1 calories doing 69 minutes of "_the_feniks_"

    watch for it. you'll be seeing it this weekend. a lot.
  • CheekyMonkey174
    CheekyMonkey174 Posts: 8
    Well if your in the Shower and doing it..I would call it Lotus Aquatics LOL.
  • pinkledoodledoo
    pinkledoodledoo Posts: 290 Member
    Horizontal Mambo
  • PapillonBleu72
    PapillonBleu72 Posts: 43 Member
    6 minute workout

    Only if you did it 3 times in a row. : )



    LOL!!!! :laugh:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I dont log it...

    I just consider it a bonus calorie burn...

    but if I did... maybe same calories as a "potato sack race?!?!'

    I dont either. I think that's silliness to log it. The loggers just need to admit what they want to say "I got laid and you didnt..nanny nanny boo boo!"
  • WinCherry
    WinCherry Posts: 30 Member
    I log mine as _the_feniks_

    example: _crafty_ burned 1 calories doing 69 minutes of "_the_feniks_"

    watch for it. you'll be seeing it this weekend. a lot.

    I am so going to send you a friend request just so I can look for it by the weekend.
  • Crankstr
    Crankstr Posts: 3,958 Member
    unh


    unh


    UNH!

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