Most disappointing fortune cookie messages

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  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
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    Fear knocked at the door, faith answered, no one was there.



    --its lovely but I wanted to know about my f&*;king future! So Faith can suck it!
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
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    "Go set yourself on fire enthusiastically, people will come for miles to watch you burn"
    Not sure what I did to deserve that. Lol

    Lol! What a message! :laugh:

    This is very alarming, I think.
  • Inshape13
    Inshape13 Posts: 680 Member
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    I actually got one before I started losing weight that stated that I "should lose weight".....kid you not it really said that.
  • BrittanyMegan88
    BrittanyMegan88 Posts: 670 Member
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    The funniest I've ever received was "Whew! About time I got out of that cookie!" I stuck it on our fridge because it makes me smile every time I see it. :)
    "Something wonderful is about to happy"

    Haha, those ones are so cute!!
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
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    Can't think of a fortune cookie message. But once when i was a teen, I cracked open a walnut, which had been hollowed out and apparently glued back together. In it was a message that read "Fa Q". No i am not kidding!
    I guess the machine operators at the nut factory got a little bored.
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,453 Member
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    If i could figure out how to post a picture of it I would --- but I got this one a few years ago and still have it :)

    "Horny and desperate may not be a great look, but it's your look so work it!

    Bwahahaha
  • liznsmith
    liznsmith Posts: 240 Member
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    you will eat more orange chicken.
  • Willowana
    Willowana Posts: 493 Member
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    Error 404: Fortune Not Found

    Keep you goals away from the trolls
  • yoyofighter
    yoyofighter Posts: 323 Member
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  • mandi272
    mandi272 Posts: 32 Member
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    I had one that said "pay the bill"...:\
  • bigzinga
    bigzinga Posts: 4 Member
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    I once got one that said "The rubberbands are heading in the right direction". Huh?? I hung it up at work. Curious what the translator was trying to say. :)
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
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    The worst one I ever had, had nothing to do with the message...but the lucky numbers were drawn that same night! I held onto it for a while, with a printout of that days lotto numbers....

    Yea...that sucked pretty hardcore! It was mega millions a few years back.
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
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    I got one that said, "You are working hard." I taped it to my desk in my office.
  • demonlullaby
    demonlullaby Posts: 499 Member
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    meh! i got one once that just said "it's time to take out the garbage" WHAT.
  • twinkiemon
    twinkiemon Posts: 216 Member
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    I recently had one that said: "Made in USA" which was a little weird.

    I also had one once that said "You are a happy man" - I'm a woman, so...yeah....whatever....
  • AmericanExpat
    AmericanExpat Posts: 158 Member
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    "The fortune you seek is in another cookie"... is the most disappointing message i have ever gotten.
  • BigBrunette
    BigBrunette Posts: 1,543 Member
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    "The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

    But my favorite fortune cookie story is this: I was having dinner with friends at a Chinese restaurant, and my (former) friend "Tom" was rude to our server throughout the meal. When we opened our cookies, Tom's fortune was completely blank. It really threw a scare into him, like maybe all the servers were waiting in the parking lot to beat the **** out of him.
  • Sarah_L_S
    Sarah_L_S Posts: 121
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    "The man you wait he not come". It was accurate!
  • sinistertitan
    sinistertitan Posts: 603 Member
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    " Congratulations! You're not illiterate."
  • cosmic8o8
    cosmic8o8 Posts: 131 Member
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    Can't think of a fortune cookie message. But once when i was a teen, I cracked open a walnut, which had been hollowed out and apparently glued back together. In it was a message that read "Fa Q". No i am not kidding!
    I guess the machine operators at the nut factory got a little bored.


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That would have me chuckling for days!

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