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    The Ten Commandments

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    • Posts: 2,245 Member
      George Carlin had all 10 condensed down to about three I think. "Don't lie" covers most of them.
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      The absolute only real thing is I LOVE MYSELF I LOVE ME I AM AMAZED HOW MUCH I LOVE MYSELF

      um.
    • Posts: 954 Member
      Thou shalt use turn signals appropriately and move your vehicle promptly when the light turns green.
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      Not rape little boys


      I guess not talking bad or offending god were more important lol
    • Posts: 3,863 Member
      Acknowledge that Batman is the greatest super hero in the history of ever, lest your wicked soul be cast down into the eternal flames of hell.


      (Captain America gets an honorable mention, but only because Cap'n is a special snowflake.)
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      Acknowledge that Batman is the greatest super hero in the history of ever, lest your wicked soul be cast down into the eternal flames of hell.


      (Captain America gets an honorable mention, but only because Cap'n is a special snowflake.)

      I WILL NEVER!!!

      No DC character will ever win this award....
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      Do not interfere with others lives as long as they are not interfering with the lives of others.



      Or put that in the Constitution so people won't be made criminals for having different opinions/beliefs. :grumble: :laugh:
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      NEVER put Baby in a corner. Like. Ever.
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      Thou shalt covet the neighbor's wife
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      I WILL NEVER!!!

      No DC character will ever win this award....

      Yeah...pretty sure I'm going to be chillin' in hell then. He's up there, but definitely not the greatest.
    • Posts: 1,252 Member
      Thou shall strive for humility
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      Mine would be to treat others with the same amount of respect with which they treat you.

      what if they treat you like a child? no one would be productive or nice ever if they were always treated others as they were being treated

      i think it is important to treat others as they wish to be treated
    • Posts: 1,752 Member
      Thou shalt not ride any other bike than a Harley....
    • Posts: 3,472 Member
      Edited because the guy 3 posts beneath me said it better than I did...so go read his.
    • Posts: 97 Member
      Be Excellent to each other.

      ^^^ This is excellent!
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      Remember not only the Sabbath, but also the Purple, the Quo and the Aerosmith

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      Thou shalt not ride any other bike than a Harley....

      Thous shall not judge people by WHAT they ride.

      The fact that they are a fellow rider should be more than sufficient :)
    • Posts: 408 Member
      thou shalt not JUDGE!

      not everyone is on your journey. Not everyone's diet can include "items in moderation"
      not everyone wants to / will eat clean organic food, and it's not my job to care if they do or don't
      not everyone wants to live at the gym
      not everyone wants to NOT live at the gym
      not everyone loves elipticals
      it's ok to love the eliptical
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      Thou shalt not drink the water in Mexico.
    • Posts: 934 Member
      Thou shalt not drink the water in Mexico.

      Thou shalt drink teh tequila in Mexico.....
    • Posts: 1,387 Member
      Be a decent human being. The only one we need imo.

      That about covers it.
    • Posts: 3,195 Member
      Do unto others as they do unto me? :huh: :angry:

      (now if I were to do this there would be an abomination of hate in the world) :devil:
      (ppl be crazy)

      a·bom·i·na·tion
      Noun
      1.A thing that causes disgust or hatred.
      2.A feeling of hatred.
      Synonyms
      abhorrence - loathing - disgust - repugnance
    • Posts: 1,592 Member
      Thou shalt allow nudity on MFP.

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    • Posts: 1,748 Member
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      what if they treat you like a child? no one would be productive or nice ever if they were always treated others as they were being treated

      i think it is important to treat others as they wish to be treated

      I will not give someone respect if they do not give me respect. However, having no or little respect for someone does not mean being a ****. I can be perfectly pleasant to people I have no respect for. I just choose not to associate with them. Sometimes in life you have to associate with those people, and If it's in the workplace and they are being hostile, there are channels for that. If it's outside of the work place, I can avoid them. .

      If I go around treating everyone how I expect them to treat me, I will be sorely disappointed. I'm not gonna kiss someone's *kitten* who treats me like a piece of **** just because I expect to be treated nicely.
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      tho shalt not belive in mythical beings commanding me how to live.
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    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      I like that many of these say excetly the same as what they original 10 commandments say, but with more current surpurlatives.
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