Can you lose weight if you only eat oreo cookies?

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    I just realized OP's profile pic is a cat humping a dog??? what the hell.....
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    You'd feel like ****, you'd suffer vitamin and mineral deficiencies, and you'll lose tons of muscle mass because Oreos have almost no protein to speak of.

    But you will lose weight.

    No one says "eat anything at all you want." People say "eat whatever you want as long as it fits your nutrient goals."
  • watchhillgirl
    watchhillgirl Posts: 597 Member
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    in...to be a wise a#$

    as long as you wash your Oreos down with raspberry ketones you will be OK
    Lol good answer!!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Lol yes but how much muscle tone and toning up your body would Oreos do? Probably not much?! Lol

    How much do vegetables tone your body?

    broccoli_lifting_weights_gcd0.pngpopeye11.jpg
  • ajstaudt
    ajstaudt Posts: 28 Member
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    Nabisco - Oreo - Chocolate Sandwich Cookies - Classic, 28 cookies (34 g) =1,493 cal, 233 carb, 65 fat, 9 protien ,0 fiber.
    Don't think the results would be pretty...
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    OP do your own study ..

    eat nothing but Oreos for four to six weeks..

    then eat 'clean" or "healthy" for four to six weeks

    then find out what works best for you ...

    thread will now self destruct....
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    I just realized OP's profile pic is a cat humping a dog??? what the hell.....

    lmao. Dude, that's two dogs.
  • GaJavaGirl
    GaJavaGirl Posts: 25
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    Don't forget to allow calories for the milk!:drinker:
  • Pearsquared
    Pearsquared Posts: 1,656 Member
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    It's like Super Size Me with more weight loss...and oreos.
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    Don't forget to allow calories for the milk!:drinker:

    That's a given.
  • Raybug0903
    Raybug0903 Posts: 86 Member
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    Is this a serious question?
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    It's like Super Size Me with more weight loss...and oreos.

    Super Dunk Me.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    Lol yes but how much muscle tone and toning up your body would Oreos do? Probably not much?! Lol

    How much do vegetables tone your body?

    broccoli_lifting_weights_gcd0.pngpopeye11.jpg

    How much do you lift? Broccoli.
  • innocenceportrayed
    innocenceportrayed Posts: 569 Member
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    Yes, you could, but only on the regular oreos, not the specialty kinds and you must wash it down with exactly 9.4 ounces of milk.

    >.>

    Vanilla oreos don't last around here and I can attest they make you gain weight ;3
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
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    in...to be a wise a#$

    as long as you wash your Oreos down with raspberry ketones you will be OK

    No way! Everyone knows that HCG is cleaner than raspberry ketones and more Paleo-rific!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    I just realized OP's profile pic is a cat humping a dog??? what the hell.....

    lmao. Dude, that's two dogs.

    ok so it is two dogs humping? even worse!
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
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    Oreo cookies are Franken-food: zero nutrition and empty calories. You would be constantly hungry! I can give you my right arm if I'm wrong!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,139 Member
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    in...to be a wise a#$

    as long as you wash your Oreos down with raspberry ketones you will be OK

    No way! Everyone knows that HCG is cleaner than raspberry ketones and more Paleo-rific!

    actually the correct method is a one week cleanse where you eat nothing but Oreos, then followed by a one week raspberry ketone cleanse, then followed by a one week face, THEN you use the HCG cleanser.....
  • wild_wild_life
    wild_wild_life Posts: 1,334 Member
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    Of course. Why wouldn't you?
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
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    in...to be a wise a#$

    as long as you wash your Oreos down with raspberry ketones you will be OK

    No way! Everyone knows that HCG is cleaner than raspberry ketones and more Paleo-rific!

    actually the correct method is a one week cleanse where you eat nothing but Oreos, then followed by a one week raspberry ketone cleanse, then followed by a one week face, THEN you use the HCG cleanser.....

    Oh, I see how that makes perfect sense! Thank you for your wise insight!

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