Does anybody else breathe? What about sleeping? Anybody??

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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    Breathe or don't breathe, sleep or don't sleep...

    ...you have to find what works for your body because everyone is different...

    ...and we're all here for the same reason.
  • ImtheOnethatsCool
    ImtheOnethatsCool Posts: 212 Member
    ...and we're all here for the same reason.

    posting gifs?
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
    I stop breathing for three days every once in a while to let my body detox from all teh toxinzzz you take in every time you inhale.

    This has to be the best forum post of all time.
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    Breathing was a serious addiction for me but i have been sober and breathless for 2 years now.i have seen studies on rats where its proven that continous breathing can become a serious and fatal addiction.I recommend NASA space station rehab where you can learn to cope with life without depending on oxygen.Good luck!
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
    OMG seriously? You actually breathe air? Don't you know that oxygen comes from trees?? You're a human being, why are you inhaling something made by trees? The oxygen produced by trees is intended for baby trees. Why would you intentionally ingest a substance made by another species?
  • jayliospecky
    jayliospecky Posts: 25,022 Member
    I'm sorry, but please search the groups to find people you have things in common with, okay? No need to be clogging up the forums looking for others with similar likes.
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    I prefer heavy breathing. It burns more calories.
  • edge_dragoncaller
    edge_dragoncaller Posts: 826 Member
    Breathing was a serious addiction for me but i have been sober and breathless for 2 years now.i have seen studies on rats where its proven that continous breathing can become a serious and fatal addiction.I recommend NASA space station rehab where you can learn to cope with life without depending on oxygen.Good luck!

    This is good advice right here. It's been proven everyone that breaths dies eventually. Stop now while you can!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    No.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I'm also addicted to breathing and I'm not going to stop because I feel like I will just die if I do!! I am working on stopping my sleeping habit, but I always fall asleep eventually. I just can't stop myself. Then I wake up in the morning and realize...Oh, no!!! I did it again!! Also when I don't sleep I seem to have what I can only figure must be terrible withdrawal. I get very absent minded.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    If I breathe air and it has bacon molecules in it, does it still count as air? Should I log it, or does it not count because the air has something added to it?
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    If I breathe air and it has bacon molecules in it, does it still count as air? Should I log it, or does it not count because the air has something added to it?

    No, it does not count as air! I learned that it only counts as air, if there is nothing else added to it. Only air counts as air! Unless maybe...if it has some herb molecules floating around it might count as air still. But, not if it has any caffeine in it. And definitely not bacon!!!
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Mmmmm... Bacon air.
  • Miss_Meliss86
    Miss_Meliss86 Posts: 372 Member
    i stopped sleeping the day i opened a Snapple bottle and the little factoid under the cap said on average, humans swallow 8 spiders during their lifetime while they are asleep.

    Omg...why did I have to read that!?!?
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    ...and we're all here for the same reason.

    posting gifs?

    That's why I'm here.
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I'm also addicted to breathing and I'm not going to stop because I feel like I will just die if I do!! I am working on stopping my sleeping habit, but I always fall asleep eventually. I just can't stop myself. Then I wake up in the morning and realize...Oh, no!!! I did it again!! Also when I don't sleep I seem to have what I can only figure must be terrible withdrawal. I get very absent minded.

    It's disgusting the way that Big Air takes advantage of the addictive qualities of air. They should all be prosecuted! And as for sleeping, does anyone else think it's suspicious that there are so many companies making money off the sale of mattresses? Sleeping is big business. You'd have to be crazy not to see it. :explode:
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
    Sometimes I forget to breathe for a bit then I gasp for air and go back to breathing..I'm not even kidding this actually happens to me, it's kinda frustrating. :P

    HAHAHA OMG I do this, too.
  • EmmaAllibone
    EmmaAllibone Posts: 2
    If you only breathe for 23 hours a day you will be under your TDEE, this means you are not losing weight healthily. Make sure you breathe back all of your exercise calories.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    Breathing??? Never!!! Oxygen is dangerous. A 50% mix of oxygen and any fuel as a gas or a powder is explosive. Therefore no-one should breathe at all. Ever. Have you ever seen a case of spontaneous human combustion? Or any human combustion, spontaneous or not... that's oxygen that is. Oxygen does that.
  • RPric1
    RPric1 Posts: 11
    Just saw that movie the other day, for the fifth time. Have been on fitness pal for over a week ,almost two. Haven't lost any wt yet :-)
  • dan323
    dan323 Posts: 271 Member
    Once a month I don't breath for a week, and I sleep very very little. Oh..I have 3 daughters.

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