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    Do you think you could ever be married to a slutty girl?

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    • Posts: 905 Member
      This is ridiculous.
    • Posts: 147
      this thread is trolltastic
    • Posts: 2,780 Member
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      Between 350 and eleventy million.

      Phew, I am still marriage material. All my dreams shall come true now!
    • Posts: 16,356 Member
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      lol saw thread title, made prediction left satisfied

      Your crystal ball is obviously far superior to OPs.
    • Posts: 905 Member
      I dated a slut. Emphasis on the past tense.
      And she dated an *kitten*. Kewl~~~!
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
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      equivocation =/= incongruity

      you are clearly the "one child left behind".

      IN, for the finding of this exchange hilarious.
    • Posts: 34,971 Member
      Just stay single and you'll never have to worry about it. Throwing in a vasectomy would do wonders too :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1,282 Member
      This is like me asking if I should take a guy with a giant ego and a small d*** to meet my family. Maybe all your past girlfriends knew your little secret and decided to be more tactile. Stop throwing the word slut around like only feminists and hippies are offended by your disgusting personality.

      Edited to also state that your usage of the English language is annoying, stop being a tool.
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      Better hang on to him. One night at some pal's bachelor party and you'll get an incoherent text the next morning about him being in bora bora with an "associate"
      It's ok. I will have most likely picked out the "associate" ; )
    • Posts: 1,020 Member
      ROFLMAFAO!
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      It's ok. I will have most likely picked out the "associate" ; )

      And this is why I love you! Rock on!
    • Posts: 22,281 Member
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      One billion.

      Oh woops then I misspoke, me and hubby have some catching up to do. We only have slept with more people than we would have preferred the other had. Honestly, more than we would have preferred for ourselves really. If only we'd met sooner. *shrugs*
    • Posts: 6,490 Member
      In for swinging!!!!! :bigsmile:


      oh, wait . . .what was that dear? Oh. Okay. That sounds painful. Never mind. :angry:
    • Posts: 100 Member
      I don't think it's a bad thing for the dude's to get involved with a reformed tramp. My boyfriend seems to like it since he's now reaping the benefits of my expertise in that department. lol.
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      Phew, I am still marriage material. All my dreams shall come true now!

      Don't worry princess your knight in shining armour will rescue you one day.
    • Posts: 138 Member
      Mmm, slut shaming. My favorite! :explode:
    • Posts: 1,826 Member
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      Between 350 and eleventy million.

      Now, how many guys can I *kitten* to before I get labelled a slut?
    • Posts: 1,757 Member
      I can't imagine it would be half as bad as marrying a bloke that subscribed to sexist ideals like women being 'sluts'.
      agreed!
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      Now, how many guys can I *kitten* to before I get labelled a slut?

      There's a limit on that...?????

      ETA: You need to test this immediately!
    • Posts: 137 Member
      I think my husband and I might both be that. I think it's why he's able to accept me as I am, and vice versa. I also think it's why we know what it takes to keep our marriage safe from invaders and don't play the "oh he/she's just a friend, and I have the right to have friends outside of marriage game." We both know that when the right genitalia are in front of you, it's like saying no to a big juicy chocolate cake. Better not to even go in the bakery in the first place. We hold each other accountable to THAT line instead of tap dancing on the edge like other people seem to be able to do.

      Those are good rules even without a history. Far too many aren't successful at tap dancing the edge and end up heartbroken.
    • Posts: 4,907 Member
      See, I think 'slut' is such and open ended word. I'm sure there are people, even here, that would classify me as slutty. I post provocative pictures, I'm very flirty, I'm open about sexual talk and joke about it often. But the thing is that nobody here knows my sexual history.....and even if they did it wouldn't mean anything. The number of people I have or haven't slept with in no way defines me. Slut is such a superficial term.
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      TROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL THREAAAAD
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    • Posts: 1,757 Member
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      I don't mind sluts. They're just not fit to meet my parents and my relatives though
      I find you very unlikeable.
    • Posts: 111 Member
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      I like you.
      YUP. This guy seems to equate women being "Fiendish in bed" (re: enjoying their own adult sex lives) with being morally bankrupt. I bet he ends up married to a girl with ideas repressive as his own, and then complains that she never wants to have sex with him.
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      Now, how many guys can I *kitten* to before I get labelled a slut?

      Definitely around 420. ( assuming using one guys photo/s in a continuous session and not switching photos during)
    • Posts: 2,633 Member
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      Now, how many guys can I *kitten* to before I get labelled a slut?

      Hand jobs don't count. Now dry humping....
    • Posts: 3,927 Member
      I married a total slut. He runs around topless about 90% of the time, posts scantily clad photos of himself online, always seeking attention from the opposite sex....

      So yes. And yes.
    • Posts: 111 Member
      TROOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL THREAAAAD

      hehehe I heard this comment in my head in like a Bender-from-Futurama voice
    • Posts: 137 Member
      How many guys can I sleep with until I get labelled a sloot?

      One more than the guy you're dating.
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