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I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • Posts: 115 Member
    Ooops a bit further in my journey than last recorded.
    10= chemical additives an american consumes a year

    I've lost a NEWBORN, however, i still have a few left in there :)
  • Posts: 1,573 Member
    Really just want to have this in my newsfeed!! :laugh:
  • Posts: 5 Member
    Cool I lost a car tire :)
  • Posts: 4,159 Member
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

    Today's new number. And I'm having grilled cheese for dinner :drinker:
  • Posts: 21 Member
    I have loss 10 dozen large egg woohoo
  • Posts: 1,011 Member
    I neeeda lose "an automobile tire" (20 pounds).. and I don't think I can even lift one..
  • Posts: 413 Member
    I've lost (so far) :bigsmile:

    10 dozen large eggs + a sperm whale's brain



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  • Posts: 106 Member
    I have lost an automobile tire!!!!!!!! :happy: Going for the elephant penis :blushing:
  • Posts: 1,186 Member
    Now who do I see about getting the diet coke out of my keyboard? That is certainly a headline you don't see every day.

    I've lost a cinderblock. Most of my friends it would be between my ears, but I'll take it.
  • Posts: 4,159 Member
    33 pounds = a cinder block I've lost one.

    :blushing: Now 27 more pounds till I reach elephant penis status.
  • Posts: 707 Member
    Bald eagle here!
  • Posts: 419 Member
    Five bald eagles and a chiahuahua
  • Posts: 524 Member
    Nice, I definitely laughed when I got to Arnold =P
  • Posts: 114
    I'm up to a human leg and a brain! Nearly to an elephant's heart.
  • Posts: 43
    bump
  • Posts: 27
    I've lost a small bale of hay! 10 more to an elephant penis!
  • Posts: 1,329 Member
    WAIT WAIT WAIT! how does an elephant wang weigh more than a sperm whales brain?? *mind*blown*
  • Posts: 413 Member
    As of today I've lost a cinderblock! :bigsmile:

    I am officially half-way to my goal! :happy:
  • Posts: 124 Member
    haha, wow, im creeping up on losing a 2 month old horse . . . ugh, somehow it doesn't come off as flattering :blushing:
  • a sperm whale's brain!! haha
  • Posts: 413 Member
    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony
  • Posts: 531 Member
    As of this morning I've lost a gold brick! :D
  • Posts: 64 Member
    So far I've lost..... an average human brain
  • Posts: 28 Member
    I've lost 2 bloodhounds!
  • Posts: 443 Member
    meow...avg house cat
  • Posts: 101
    An elephant heart and an ostrich egg!
  • Posts: 504 Member
    I've lost a bale of hay and a rack of ribs :)
  • Posts: 85 Member
    I love this! Thanks for sharing!
  • Posts: 641 Member
    I've moved up to Human Skin. Yay!!! (I started my journey on a fricken 5+week plateau - I'm happy with skin)
  • Posts: 216 Member
    Woo - since December I've lost a mid-size microwave (I started on MFP in January).

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