If you could eat any animal.....

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  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    wow just wow.............................
  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    frog legs
    maybe gater
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I hear hippo tastes like a combination of vomit and piss. Just thought you should know. :ohwell:

    your ancestors ate hippo: http://cavepeopleandstuff.wordpress.com/2012/11/01/the-reality-of-palaeolithic-diets/

    No. My ancestors ate your ancestors.

    is your avatar a bear? cause neanderthals ate bears (although sometimes bears ate neanderthals, there was a power struggle going on there)

    Piratus Furrus Hippotatus.

    Homo sapiens ancestors ate piratus furrus Hoppotatus ancestors. :drinker:

    All lies. Your ancestors drowned because we stole your ships. :drinker:

    Ships are irrelevant to the point as they weren't used until the mesolithic era. (although some people think that some Homo erectuses built ships but I call BS on that until someone can demonstrate how you can build a ship with the level of technology Homo erectus had, because if even a Homo sapiens can't build a ship with that level of technology Homo erectus certainly couldn't)

    Humans ate hippos. Hippos did not eat humans. Quad erat demonstrandum and all that. :drinker:

    Exactly. Us hippo pirates were sailing the seven seas before you'd even worked out that wood floats. So you couldn't even catch us let alone eat us.

    okay fine, then Homo sapiens ancestors ate the ancestors of your slower cousins who didn't sail the seven seas, and instead just loafed around in African rivers waiting to get impaled on middle palaeolithic spears and cooked on an open fire.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    I hear hippo tastes like a combination of vomit and piss. Just thought you should know. :ohwell:

    your ancestors ate hippo: http://cavepeopleandstuff.wordpress.com/2012/11/01/the-reality-of-palaeolithic-diets/

    No. My ancestors ate your ancestors.

    is your avatar a bear? cause neanderthals ate bears (although sometimes bears ate neanderthals, there was a power struggle going on there)

    Piratus Furrus Hippotatus.

    Homo sapiens ancestors ate piratus furrus Hoppotatus ancestors. :drinker:

    All lies. Your ancestors drowned because we stole your ships. :drinker:

    Ships are irrelevant to the point as they weren't used until the mesolithic era. (although some people think that some Homo erectuses built ships but I call BS on that until someone can demonstrate how you can build a ship with the level of technology Homo erectus had, because if even a Homo sapiens can't build a ship with that level of technology Homo erectus certainly couldn't)

    Humans ate hippos. Hippos did not eat humans. Quad erat demonstrandum and all that. :drinker:

    Exactly. Us hippo pirates were sailing the seven seas before you'd even worked out that wood floats. So you couldn't even catch us let alone eat us.

    okay fine, then Homo sapiens ancestors ate the ancestors of your slower cousins who didn't sail the seven seas, and instead just loafed around in African rivers waiting to get impaled on middle palaeolithic spears and cooked on an open fire.

    They were put there to lure our food in.
  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    Unicorn sounds delicious. My next choice would be human.
  • mhcoss
    mhcoss Posts: 220
    wooly mammoth
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    This one:

    A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table,
    a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with
    large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have
    been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

    'Good evening', it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches,
    'I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts
    of my body?'

    It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters in
    to a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.

    Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from
    Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and
    naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.

    'Something off the shoulder perhaps?' suggested the animal,
    'Braised in a white wine sauce?'

    'Er, your shoulder?' said Arthur in a horrified whisper.

    'But naturallymy shoulder, sir,' mooed the animal contentedly,
    'nobody else's is mine to offer.'

    Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling
    the animal's shoulder appreciatively.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Unicorn. It's hard to find in these parts though. Horse, marinated under a rainbow, and dusted with candy sprinkles, is a pretty close facsimile.

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    :( I had a feeling that someone would say it eventually. :sad:
    Unicorn tears to wash it all down, yes!
  • twinketta
    twinketta Posts: 2,130 Member
    What would it be? I would love to try penguin :) I love penguins but would still like to eat one

    I would eat a feast4dabeast because he is picking on cute n fluffy animals and you sound like a feast 4 dis beast :mad:
  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    Steroid cow.
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    Ew!!! ROFL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 6spdeg
    6spdeg Posts: 394 Member
    kobe beef is what i'd really like.. if i could only afford it lol. 200.00 for 10 oz... there's an eel that is 2000.00 a lb.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    This is sick... no one eats animals. You sleep with them.
  • Erika1962
    Erika1962 Posts: 187 Member
    I really want to find somewhere I can buy horse meat.

    The Tesco sausages in my freezer don't count. (Cheap, easy joke, I know, but seriously. Horse meat.)


    Horse Meat is absolutely delicious! Look at those goodies! :drinker:

    http://www.pferdemetzgerei-veit.de/produkte.htm
  • SchroederNJ
    SchroederNJ Posts: 189 Member
    Kangaroo is next on my list. Found a place that sells it ground cam thinking tacos
  • Ben2118
    Ben2118 Posts: 571 Member
    I really want to find somewhere I can buy horse meat.

    The Tesco sausages in my freezer don't count. (Cheap, easy joke, I know, but seriously. Horse meat.)

    The US MFP's are gonna be like......huh!?! o_O lol
  • Ashwee87
    Ashwee87 Posts: 695 Member
    Pterodactyl....deep fried southern style...mmmmmm
  • bloominheck
    bloominheck Posts: 869 Member
    kamen, crocodile or aligator. its white meat. looks amazing.

    This^
  • liznsmith
    liznsmith Posts: 240 Member
    I really want to find somewhere I can buy horse meat.

    The Tesco sausages in my freezer don't count. (Cheap, easy joke, I know, but seriously. Horse meat.)

    The US MFP's are gonna be like......huh!?! o_O lol

    I haven't been to a Tesco's in years!! Used to walk to one every other day. Some of us Yanks travel.

    I'd eat ugly animals so that they'd become extinct and there'd be more room for the cute ones!!
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    bald eagle seems like it would be tasty as hell
  • tonyoconnor129
    tonyoconnor129 Posts: 46 Member
    I believe the silverback is actually vegetarian.
    just sayin...
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    I might try the neighbors dog if he doesn't stop that incessant barking all night long! :noway: :explode: :angry: :noway:
  • Prplhead
    Prplhead Posts: 82
    Whatever she's grilling:


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  • BOOMaggedon
    BOOMaggedon Posts: 244 Member
    I remember watching a lot of westerns with my dad as a kid. They'd be cooking up snake. I always wondered what that would taste like.
  • Prplhead
    Prplhead Posts: 82
    I remember watching a lot of westerns with my dad as a kid. They'd be cooking up snake. I always wondered what that would taste like.

    Chicken.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    I remember watching a lot of westerns with my dad as a kid. They'd be cooking up snake. I always wondered what that would taste like.

    Nature's sausage.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Unicorn.

    e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat_inside.jpg
  • What316
    What316 Posts: 563
    A dodo starter followed by unicorn then T. rex with cream
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I'm thinking....I'm open for camel.
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    Stop tryin to eat teh unicorns!:grumble: best_unicorn_ever_by_blustormrain-d48wn90.jpg
  • traceytwink
    traceytwink Posts: 538 Member
    I eat camel.

    pfff. camel, the only good eats are the toes.

    a thank you.

    naughty naughty
    Hahahahahahahahaha

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