If you could eat any animal.....

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  • srey0701
    srey0701 Posts: 196 Member
    I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    A lion, just to show all high and mighty "king of the jungle" whose boss!!! xD

    Pffft. That will never happen.
    It just so happens Im a Leo... so.. as Im amused at your candor..I shake my head and laugh.

    :devil:
  • TheBaileyHunter
    TheBaileyHunter Posts: 641 Member
    I miss moose meat. A lot. :-( And Elk and Caribou...

    Something I've not had...Horse. I bet it's pretty lean and tasty. Just another prey animal but it's pretty which is why we don't eat it.

    As for birds...ummm...Emu. Big ugly beasts.
  • TheBaileyHunter
    TheBaileyHunter Posts: 641 Member
    I remember watching a lot of westerns with my dad as a kid. They'd be cooking up snake. I always wondered what that would taste like.

    Seriously...chicken. Like a chicken neck.
  • jzammetti
    jzammetti Posts: 1,956 Member
    I want to try Kobe Beef - the cattle that are organically grown, massaged, etc., and are reputed to be the BEST beef steak you will ever find. They actually hire people to massage the damn cows.
  • CrystalDreams
    CrystalDreams Posts: 418 Member
    I hear hippo tastes like a combination of vomit and piss. Just thought you should know. :ohwell:

    FYI hippos are cousins to the whales. Like we are to chimps. And whale eaten I think. or are they just killed to be burned... I dunno. ANYWHO............ :drinker: :tongue: :glasses:
  • CrystalDreams
    CrystalDreams Posts: 418 Member
    I feel like stegosaurus was the cow of the dinosaurs.... Id eat that guy
  • Kilokata
    Kilokata Posts: 111
    What would it be?

    Unicorn.
  • Justjamie0418
    Justjamie0418 Posts: 1,065 Member
    In all seriousness, the Shark has sounded the best. I have had alligator, buffalo, emu, elk.. they were all alright.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
    A lion, just to show all high and mighty "king of the jungle" whose boss!!! xD

    Pffft. That will never happen.
    It just so happens Im a Leo... so.. as Im amused at your candor..I shake my head and laugh.

    :devil:

    I'm a Leo as well so.. I feel confident in my previous statement. xD
  • GetSoda
    GetSoda Posts: 1,267 Member
    Bottlenose dolphin or right whale. Surprise me.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Bottlenose dolphin or right whale. Surprise me.

    I was thinking a whadoleal. It's like the turduken but with a seal, stuffed inside a dolphin, stuffed inside a whale. Oh, and then I'd wrap the whole thing in bacon because everything is better with bacon. Am I right or am I right?
  • GetSoda
    GetSoda Posts: 1,267 Member
    Bottlenose dolphin or right whale. Surprise me.

    I was thinking a whadoleal. It's like the turduken but with a seal, stuffed inside a dolphin, stuffed inside a whale. Oh, and then I'd wrap the whole thing in bacon because everything is better with bacon. Am I right or am I right?

    It would have to be a small seal. Like, I don't know... Seal veal.

    Yes.
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Bottlenose dolphin or right whale. Surprise me.

    I was thinking a whadoleal. It's like the turduken but with a seal, stuffed inside a dolphin, stuffed inside a whale. Oh, and then I'd wrap the whole thing in bacon because everything is better with bacon. Am I right or am I right?

    It would have to be a small seal. Like, I don't know... Seal veal.

    Yes.

    Yes, seal veal would definitely be the way to go.
  • BurchettMomOf3
    BurchettMomOf3 Posts: 1 Member
    I have already eaten every animal that sounds appetizing enough. I have had alligator, rattlesnake, squirrel (high in fat/cholesterol), rabbit, lamb, duck (high in fat but very tasty), squid, octopus, shark, buffalo, beef, chicken, turkey, pork and all kinds of fish. The only other animal that I would come close to considering would be horse. But I would make sure that it came from a horse farm overseas, not a racehorse. Those things are pumped full of chemicals to keep them healthy and athletic. Imagine eating Lance Armstrong...lol
  • pamperedhen
    pamperedhen Posts: 446 Member
    Bigfoot!
  • Tarantula920
    Tarantula920 Posts: 36 Member
    I've always been curious to try Kangaroo. But I don't think the local butcher has any on hand. :)
  • GetSoda
    GetSoda Posts: 1,267 Member
    I've always been curious to try Kangaroo. But I don't think the local butcher has any on hand. :)

    You might be surprised. We can get it here. Never had the desire though.
  • 19Lindsay76
    19Lindsay76 Posts: 135
    kamen, crocodile or aligator. its white meat. looks amazing.

    i tried alligator before. It actually tastes really good. It is tough though.

    As far as what I would try now, snake. I always hear that it's good.
  • Quix82
    Quix82 Posts: 99 Member
    If this includes extinct animals. BBQ'd Dodo bird.
  • kms1320
    kms1320 Posts: 599 Member
    Dinosaur

    then I can call myself "Paleo" and not be lying
  • rebbylicious
    rebbylicious Posts: 621 Member
    Elk is very good - I have made goulash with it.
    Moose is only good burger style, otherwise its too tough.
    I always wanted to try snake :) (over an open fire)
  • M155_
    M155_ Posts: 1
    Too much gristle!
  • EngineerPrincess
    EngineerPrincess Posts: 306 Member
    Zebra. Then I could be like this:
    baby-simba-with-mane.jpg
    zebra_meat_plush_prop_by_bladespark-d4ihwim.jpg







    jk, its more like this:
    mlleeuwenzebra.jpg
    So I've changed my mind.
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    I enjoy fresh beaver
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    I enjoy fresh beaver

    With syrup?

    Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I enjoy fresh beaver

    With syrup?

    Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.

    It's okay. Being slow and blonde is actually a bonus for this particular social situation. :bigsmile:
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    I enjoy fresh beaver

    With syrup?

    Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.

    It's okay. Being slow and blonde is actually a bonus for this particular social situation. :bigsmile:

    :( Not blonde, just slow. I think my brain is starting to rott from too much thread lurking...
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    A lion, just to show all high and mighty "king of the jungle" whose boss!!! xD

    Pffft. That will never happen.
    It just so happens Im a Leo... so.. as Im amused at your candor..I shake my head and laugh.

    :devil:

    I'm a Leo as well so.. I feel confident in my previous statement. xD


    http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/05/lion-meat-tacos-tampa.html
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    I enjoy fresh beaver

    With syrup?

    Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.
    Not necessarily syrup, but I do enjoy it with a nice sauce.

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