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    If you could eat any animal.....

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    • Posts: 196 Member
      I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.
    • Posts: 3,195 Member
      A lion, just to show all high and mighty "king of the jungle" whose boss!!! xD

      Pffft. That will never happen.
      It just so happens Im a Leo... so.. as Im amused at your candor..I shake my head and laugh.

      :devil:
    • Posts: 641 Member
      I miss moose meat. A lot. :-( And Elk and Caribou...

      Something I've not had...Horse. I bet it's pretty lean and tasty. Just another prey animal but it's pretty which is why we don't eat it.

      As for birds...ummm...Emu. Big ugly beasts.
    • Posts: 641 Member
      I remember watching a lot of westerns with my dad as a kid. They'd be cooking up snake. I always wondered what that would taste like.

      Seriously...chicken. Like a chicken neck.
    • Posts: 1,956 Member
      I want to try Kobe Beef - the cattle that are organically grown, massaged, etc., and are reputed to be the BEST beef steak you will ever find. They actually hire people to massage the damn cows.
    • Posts: 418 Member
      I hear hippo tastes like a combination of vomit and piss. Just thought you should know. :ohwell:

      FYI hippos are cousins to the whales. Like we are to chimps. And whale eaten I think. or are they just killed to be burned... I dunno. ANYWHO............ :drinker: :tongue: :glasses:
    • Posts: 418 Member
      I feel like stegosaurus was the cow of the dinosaurs.... Id eat that guy
    • Posts: 111
      What would it be?

      Unicorn.
    • Posts: 1,065 Member
      In all seriousness, the Shark has sounded the best. I have had alligator, buffalo, emu, elk.. they were all alright.
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      Pffft. That will never happen.
      It just so happens Im a Leo... so.. as Im amused at your candor..I shake my head and laugh.

      :devil:

      I'm a Leo as well so.. I feel confident in my previous statement. xD
    • Posts: 1,267 Member
      Bottlenose dolphin or right whale. Surprise me.
    • Posts: 16,356 Member
      Bottlenose dolphin or right whale. Surprise me.

      I was thinking a whadoleal. It's like the turduken but with a seal, stuffed inside a dolphin, stuffed inside a whale. Oh, and then I'd wrap the whole thing in bacon because everything is better with bacon. Am I right or am I right?
    • Posts: 1,267 Member
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      I was thinking a whadoleal. It's like the turduken but with a seal, stuffed inside a dolphin, stuffed inside a whale. Oh, and then I'd wrap the whole thing in bacon because everything is better with bacon. Am I right or am I right?

      It would have to be a small seal. Like, I don't know... Seal veal.

      Yes.
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      It would have to be a small seal. Like, I don't know... Seal veal.

      Yes.

      Yes, seal veal would definitely be the way to go.
    • Posts: 1 Member
      I have already eaten every animal that sounds appetizing enough. I have had alligator, rattlesnake, squirrel (high in fat/cholesterol), rabbit, lamb, duck (high in fat but very tasty), squid, octopus, shark, buffalo, beef, chicken, turkey, pork and all kinds of fish. The only other animal that I would come close to considering would be horse. But I would make sure that it came from a horse farm overseas, not a racehorse. Those things are pumped full of chemicals to keep them healthy and athletic. Imagine eating Lance Armstrong...lol
    • Posts: 444 Member
      Bigfoot!
    • Posts: 36 Member
      I've always been curious to try Kangaroo. But I don't think the local butcher has any on hand. :)
    • Posts: 1,267 Member
      I've always been curious to try Kangaroo. But I don't think the local butcher has any on hand. :)

      You might be surprised. We can get it here. Never had the desire though.
    • Posts: 135
      kamen, crocodile or aligator. its white meat. looks amazing.

      i tried alligator before. It actually tastes really good. It is tough though.

      As far as what I would try now, snake. I always hear that it's good.
    • Posts: 99 Member
      If this includes extinct animals. BBQ'd Dodo bird.
    • Posts: 599 Member
      Dinosaur

      then I can call myself "Paleo" and not be lying
    • Posts: 621 Member
      Elk is very good - I have made goulash with it.
      Moose is only good burger style, otherwise its too tough.
      I always wanted to try snake :) (over an open fire)
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      Too much gristle!
    • Posts: 306 Member
      Zebra. Then I could be like this:
      baby-simba-with-mane.jpg
      zebra_meat_plush_prop_by_bladespark-d4ihwim.jpg







      jk, its more like this:
      mlleeuwenzebra.jpg
      So I've changed my mind.
    • Posts: 1,599 Member
      I enjoy fresh beaver
    • Posts: 1,274 Member
      I enjoy fresh beaver

      With syrup?

      Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.
    • Posts: 6,664 Member
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      With syrup?

      Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.

      It's okay. Being slow and blonde is actually a bonus for this particular social situation. :bigsmile:
    • Posts: 1,274 Member
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      It's okay. Being slow and blonde is actually a bonus for this particular social situation. :bigsmile:

      :( Not blonde, just slow. I think my brain is starting to rott from too much thread lurking...
    • Posts: 2,013 Member
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      I'm a Leo as well so.. I feel confident in my previous statement. xD


      http://www.grubstreet.com/2013/05/lion-meat-tacos-tampa.html
    • Posts: 1,599 Member
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      With syrup?

      Edit---lolololol nm I just now got the joke :| I was thinking syrup cuz beavers tails look like waffles. I fail.
      Not necessarily syrup, but I do enjoy it with a nice sauce.
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