Name something you should never do... survey says..

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  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    Play checkers with ronrob
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    use a chainsaw...
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223

    I will go with jump on a trampoline.

    You...you could not be more wrong. :angry:

    Honey when you have tits as big as mine are, jumping naked on a trampoline is less fun than it sounds!

    ...for one of us.


    :laugh: :laugh:
  • answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
    I like your style..

    "Ding Dong"
    Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
    "Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
    Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"

    She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.

    End Scene

    But why would he cable man be there to lay pipe?

    You are really testing me, heh?

    Cable man comes to lay pipe for the cable to go into in order to keep the actual wires from being exposed to the elements. I have no idea if this is factual, just trying to keep up with the story :)
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
    I like your style..

    "Ding Dong"
    Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
    "Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
    Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"

    She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.

    End Scene

    But why would he cable man be there to lay pipe?

    You are really testing me, heh?

    Cable man comes to lay pipe for the cable to go into in order to keep the actual wires from being exposed to the elements. I have no idea if this is factual, just trying to keep up with the story :)

    Okay okay, I'll let you have that one.
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
    No using a steam iron while naked
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
    I like your style..

    "Ding Dong"
    Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
    "Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
    Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"

    She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.

    End Scene

    But why would he cable man be there to lay pipe?

    You are really testing me, heh?

    Cable man comes to lay pipe for the cable to go into in order to keep the actual wires from being exposed to the elements. I have no idea if this is factual, just trying to keep up with the story :)

    Ultra thin plot plausibility, perfect for porn. Good job. :wink:
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member

    I will go with jump on a trampoline.

    You...you could not be more wrong. :angry:

    Honey when you have tits as big as mine are, jumping naked on a trampoline is less fun than it sounds!

    ...for one of us.

    Okay, fair enough! :laugh:
  • Onemoodycuss
    Onemoodycuss Posts: 95 Member
    Ooops
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
    I like your style..

    "Ding Dong"
    Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
    "Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
    Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"

    She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.

    End Scene

    But why would he cable man be there to lay pipe?

    You are really testing me, heh?

    Cable man comes to lay pipe for the cable to go into in order to keep the actual wires from being exposed to the elements. I have no idea if this is factual, just trying to keep up with the story :)

    Ultra thin plot plausibility, perfect for porn. Good job. :wink:

    :laugh:
  • answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P
    I like your style..

    "Ding Dong"
    Catrinah answers the door in a robe.. Nervous cable man replies
    "Uh... Hello ma'am.. I am here to lay some pipe.. "
    Catrinah replies "Oh, please come in"

    She grabs him by the collar dragging him inside and slamming the door shut.

    End Scene

    But why would he cable man be there to lay pipe?

    You are really testing me, heh?

    Cable man comes to lay pipe for the cable to go into in order to keep the actual wires from being exposed to the elements. I have no idea if this is factual, just trying to keep up with the story :)

    Ultra thin plot plausibility, perfect for porn. Good job. :wink:

    Score one for the home team!
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    Beekeeping.

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  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    Ride a bike.
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    answer the front door

    Unless you're expecting the cable man :P

    Log Jammin' anyone?

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  • melindasuefritz
    melindasuefritz Posts: 3,509 Member
    fry bacon
  • Running stairs for your workout. Ouch.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Knock on the neighbor's door asking to borrow a cup of sugar. (...or eggs)

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  • Svolt
    Svolt Posts: 284 Member
    Play paintball

    OUCH!!!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    jump rope....it is horrifying enought when doing it in gear in front of the mirror
  • Onemoodycuss
    Onemoodycuss Posts: 95 Member
    Meet your In-laws for the first time...it's just awkward.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Give you child teach a hug
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Meet your In-laws for the first time...it's just awkward.

    ROFL...my wife met my parents for the first time mid-makeout session. My grandpa was there, too. Good times. :laugh:
  • Pamela_June
    Pamela_June Posts: 342 Member
    ...these are great answers.....I can't top any of them!
  • SteelySunshine
    SteelySunshine Posts: 1,092 Member
    Jog. Running barefoot is dangerous.
  • Shook765
    Shook765 Posts: 117 Member
    cracking up laughing at some of these....loving the story of the cable man....lol. I haven't seen may hot plumbers in my experience, but doesn't mean they aren't out there. :smile: Meeting the in-laws...now that would be fantastic! ROFL!
  • holly1283
    holly1283 Posts: 741 Member
    Try to kill a stink bug in the hot shower!
  • erikkmcvay
    erikkmcvay Posts: 238 Member
    Waste all day in these forums instead of working!
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    Use the squat rack... well I guess depends who YOU are...
  • justicer68
    justicer68 Posts: 1,223
    cracking up laughing at some of these....loving the story of the cable man....lol. I haven't seen may hot plumbers in my experience, but doesn't mean they aren't out there. :smile: Meeting the in-laws...now that would be fantastic! ROFL!

    I worked in construction doing plumbing on new construction for about 5 years. thank god for no service/repair calls. In my experience I've seen a few hotties. lol
  • nuttingh
    nuttingh Posts: 65
    Drop the soap.