Name something you should never do... survey says..

...........work as a priest

Chop wood. Build a campfire. Roast marshmallows.

As Mississippi Gary off of Kids In The Hall sang...

"You shouldn't rob a bank without a plan,
You shouldn't use your tongue to stop a fan."

http://youtu.be/bAudf74RCEs <<< to watch the video and giggle.

And for those with less delicate sensibilities - the slang definition of a Jelly Roll
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jelly roll

:drinker:

Volunteer at a nymphomaniac cook out.

haying!!!!!

answer the front door

Unless you're expecting the cable man :P

What about the plumber?

I'd do it for my UPS man, mmmmm....

Stick your tongue on a frozen flag pole.

Walk past a window with matchstick shades. They do NOT keep people from seeing inside your house.

Don't get on the MFP boards while working. Lol!

Ride a horse bareback.


.... or curl in the squat rack.