I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • pagoubupa
    pagoubupa Posts: 105 Member
    two bloodhounds and a sperm whale's brain
  • carissa317
    carissa317 Posts: 33
    I've lost 20 dozen large eggs!!! Or The average amount of cheese and american eats a year!!! Lol YAY and congrats to you all!
  • grnbfy
    grnbfy Posts: 2 Member
    I've lost between a newborn calf and a 2month old horse. I always say that I have lost 3 of my daughter.
  • JetsetterBabe
    JetsetterBabe Posts: 20 Member
    A small bale of hay for me!
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    Damn it. I've lost a mid-sized microwave

    Well if someone finds it, you can keep it. I don't want it anymore.

    (at least I would have if these tickers would ever update)
  • chu88ss
    chu88ss Posts: 8 Member
    Are you kidding!! I've lost a NEW BORN GIRAFFE?
  • wwest21
    wwest21 Posts: 99 Member
    Half a pound away from losing the amount of pizza the average American eats in a year. YUCK.
  • FireUnderMyAss
    FireUnderMyAss Posts: 2 Member
    the amount of pizza an ave American eats a year :bigsmile:
  • cookykitty
    cookykitty Posts: 12
    A 2 month old horse... wow.
  • Joehenny
    Joehenny Posts: 1,222 Member
    A bbc
  • lisahenderson9803
    lisahenderson9803 Posts: 15 Member
    An average 2 year old
  • kjm123079
    kjm123079 Posts: 43
    BUMP
  • ruth3698
    ruth3698 Posts: 305 Member
    So far a sperm whale's brain, hopefully by the end of this it will be an elephant's penis. Never thought I would use a sentence like this....ever lol.
  • ttippie2000
    ttippie2000 Posts: 412 Member
    I'm somewhere between an Irish Setter and a gold brick.
  • runner_chick24
    runner_chick24 Posts: 31 Member
    I want to be able to say I've lost Arnold Schwarzenegger, but my highest weight is only 135...
  • MistieWalters
    MistieWalters Posts: 44
    Thanks to the help of MFP and all my friends on there, I've lost the same amount of weight as a guinea pig, a dozen krispy kreme glazed donuts, a rack of baby back ribs, an average human brain, an ostrich egg, a chihuahua, a human skin, an average newborn, a human head, chemical additives an American consumes in a year, and an average housecat.. All in all... about 11 pounds :laugh:
  • rAc_hEl
    rAc_hEl Posts: 246 Member
    ive lost a gold brick and and a human brain = 79 pounds
  • jillianlamb
    jillianlamb Posts: 29
    I've lost an average newborn :). Never thought I'd be proud saying that...
  • new_bella
    new_bella Posts: 199 Member
    I've lost an average newborn!
  • impudentputz
    impudentputz Posts: 479 Member
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape

    woot!
  • Jeivette
    Jeivette Posts: 4
    I've lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg...
  • marhod5
    marhod5 Posts: 84 Member
    I've lost a bald eagle!

    Now where did I put that thing. . .
  • dangerousdumpling
    dangerousdumpling Posts: 1,109 Member
    Finally!!!!! 20 pounds = an automobile tire!!!

    Now if only my ticker reflected that...
  • hardlygraceful
    hardlygraceful Posts: 30
    I wish I could lose an Irish Settler. 0_0 I've only lost the average newborn.
  • gamblerpl1
    gamblerpl1 Posts: 21 Member
    :smile:
  • nomayo
    nomayo Posts: 228
    One more pound and I would have lost a cinder block :)
  • u_mad_bro
    u_mad_bro Posts: 42 Member
    I don't get you people. If i had an elephant penis, I would never lose it. I would keep it above my bed to make all my sexual partners feel inadequate.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    I lost my house keys once.

    Then I realized they were in my pocket.

    Maybe that's where you left your elephant's penis?
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    A mid-size microwave.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I've lost an average two year old. And that's quite a coincidence because once we lost my little brother at the mall when he was 2 and he grew up to be a "C" student so yeah, it's like the horoscopes, uncannily accurate!

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