Intergalactic Male Hive Mind Announcement!!
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My only issue is that the hive feels unusually itchy today.0
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Did I read something about women in chambers? Sounds very interesting!
not really they say you are going in there for a frosting party but it's not really frosting
Oh well, in that case, interest lost. That's where selective speed reading these forums gets me, got to do better!0 -
I don't believe it for a second. I think he is just telling us what he thinks we want to hear.
[off to work on my thigh gap]
LOL!!
so it's trickery hmmmm? i hadnt thought of this. I understood them to be simple minded creatures driven by simple pleasures, but in retrospect it could be my own prejudice that has made me ignorant and complacent.
I think you are onto something. Good luck on the thigh gap...guys like it right?0 -
I don't believe it for a second. I think he is just telling us what he thinks we want to hear.
[off to work on my thigh gap]
LOL!!
so it's trickery hmmmm? i hadnt thought of this. I understood them to be simple minded creatures driven by simple pleasures, but in retrospect it could be my own prejudice that has made me ignorant and complacent.
I think you are onto something. Good luck on the thigh gap...guys like it right?
What is thigh gap?0 -
The aforementioned item is a tattoo sweetie
as long as I can be the secretary who takes the minutes and makes the sandwicheswhy choose? I believe this fulfills all 3 requirements...
*Mind blown*
We will need to form a special committee.
No women in the chambers. You may, however, provide sandwiches outside.
The sandwiches must be served while wearing that item above to help the committee decide.0 -
But how will we know if men prefer skinny girls or fat girls if someone doesn't ask it weekly? And what about body shape? And thigh gaps! Won't somebody please think of the thigh gaps?!0
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Still so many questions?
(what if I'm not a ruffles OR lace OR all the way nothing kind of girl? Would jewelry, a tiara or headband and 4 inch pumps meant only for horizontal endeavors be acceptable to adorn the nothing?)
I can't speak for the hive mind...but....yes0 -
But how will we know if men prefer skinny girls or fat girls if someone doesn't ask it weekly? And what about body shape? And thigh gaps! Won't somebody please think of the thigh gaps?!
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But how will we know if men prefer skinny girls or fat girls if someone doesn't ask it weekly? And what about body shape? And thigh gaps! Won't somebody please think of the thigh gaps?!
Our superior design includes a device to let females know if they are the right shape therefore no need to debate such things.0 -
The aforementioned item is a tattoo sweetie
as long as I can be the secretary who takes the minutes and makes the sandwicheswhy choose? I believe this fulfills all 3 requirements...
*Mind blown*
We will need to form a special committee.
No women in the chambers. You may, however, provide sandwiches outside.
The sandwiches must be served while wearing that item above to help the committee decide.
That explains a lot... I think I'm in love.0 -
But how will we know if men prefer skinny girls or fat girls if someone doesn't ask it weekly? And what about body shape? And thigh gaps! Won't somebody please think of the thigh gaps?!
Check our Human Horn.0 -
But how will we know if men prefer skinny girls or fat girls if someone doesn't ask it weekly? And what about body shape? And thigh gaps! Won't somebody please think of the thigh gaps?!
Check our Human Horn.
But what if it's broken??0 -
But how will we know if men prefer skinny girls or fat girls if someone doesn't ask it weekly? And what about body shape? And thigh gaps! Won't somebody please think of the thigh gaps?!
Check our Human Horn.
But what if it's broken??
In a case where there may be a malfunction (NEVER HAPPENS!) we will provide a second opinion.0 -
But how will we know if men prefer skinny girls or fat girls if someone doesn't ask it weekly? And what about body shape? And thigh gaps! Won't somebody please think of the thigh gaps?!
Check our Human Horn.
But what if it's broken??
Then what does our opinion matter? We are useless then.0 -
But how will we know if men prefer skinny girls or fat girls if someone doesn't ask it weekly? And what about body shape? And thigh gaps! Won't somebody please think of the thigh gaps?!
Check our Human Horn.
But what if it's broken??
I'm going to need to see that into writing. Lol
In a case where there may be a malfunction (NEVER HAPPENS!) we will provide a second opinion.0 -
Ladies I think its time to revolt, let them eat cake...oh of course they will eat cake0
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And get crumbs all over.....Oh god I need a Cosmo0
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Were you late for the meeting again??0
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Yes where is my Vodker..is that against any rules???0
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what bra size do you "intergalactic males" prefer?0
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what bra size do you "intergalactic males" prefer?
We prefer no bra.0 -
Women have taken over this thread...and THAT is why the meetings are supposed to be secret.0
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what bra size do you "intergalactic males" prefer?
We prefer no bra.
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Women have taken over this thread...and THAT is why the meetings are supposed to be secret.
But... we brought sammiches to the thread!0 -
Women have taken over this thread...and THAT is why the meetings are supposed to be secret.
Not all men can handle more than one woman. It is ok.0 -
Women have taken over this thread...and THAT is why the meetings are supposed to be secret.
Didn't you know? You can never keep a secret from a women!0 -
Can somebody read back the minutes of the meeting???
Real men don't take minutes; we just remember everything as we want it.0 -
Can somebody read back the minutes of the meeting???
Real men don't take minutes; we just remember everything as we want it.
QFT. :laugh:0 -
If you let in us women you don't need minutes they remember everything as if the were top lawyers eg on the date of so and so you did so and so at such time, you best keep your group secret , if you don't know what I mean please refer to your last argument with wife or girlfriendCan somebody read back the minutes of the meeting???
Real men don't take minutes; we just remember everything as we want it.
QFT. :laugh:0 -
Can somebody read back the minutes of the meeting???
Real men don't take minutes; we just remember everything as we want it.
QFT. :laugh:
Wife: Take out the garbage
Translation in the male mind: "Have another beer, watch the rest of the game and forget to take out the garbage".
I am very skilled at this.0
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