Help! I've lost my cat!!
FunkBunny
Posts: 417 Member
Now I just have to get rid of a 2 year old!
What have you lost?
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"
What have you lost?
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"
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This is great!!!0
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This is great!!!0
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"8 pounds = a human head"
Well, that explains why I feel like I've lost my mind! :laugh:0 -
oh I love this!!! last year I lost my 5000 btu air conditioner but recently after I started working at a restaurant I found a car tire so I'm ready to start again LOL
Loved reading thsi
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From what I've lost before starting MFP and what I lost using MFP, I've lost just shy of a cinder block (32 lbs).0
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I lost a bald eagle. Now I need to lose a whales penis to be happy, lol.0
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I knew I needed to lose my tire....0
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I've lost an ostrich egg. Now I know why it was always so uncomfortable to sit down... LOL0
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love it! :happy:0
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right now I have lost a little more then a bald eagle, but I cant wait to loose the worlds largest ball of tape. LOL. this is great. thanks for sharing0
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Dang! I've lost 10 dozen eggs! Now if that silly baby giraffe would just pack up and leave home!
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I loveeee this! I've lost a Chihuahua but still need to lose an elephants heart!0
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I've lost a newborn baby....but I'm hoping to lose a 2 year old. LOL.0
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LOL A Mid Sized Microwave.0
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I'm between the cinder block and the mid-sized microwave :bigsmile:0
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My goal is an Irish Setter, but so far I haven't had my first weigh-in!0
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an automobile tire:smokin:
I didn't realize this. Cute list0 -
This is a great post. The best way I can explain my loss is to share this excerpt from my profile. It started out as my signature, but as you can see, eventually got too long, so here goes:
"Started April 13, 2009
12 lbs. Gone in first month
6/6/9..18 lbs. lost = one "Pepper" (my Shih tzu)
DOWN 25 lbs. by 4th of July/Actual 23 lbs. gone
8/2/9..28 lbs. lost = one "Mai Li" (my Lhasa)
8/8/9..Down the BIG THREE OH!!!(30 lbs. gone)
9/13/9..37 lbs lost = TWO "Peppers"
10/12/9..Down the BIG FOUR OH!!(40 lbs. gone)
11/2/9 Down 43 lbs. = One "Mai Li"* & One "Pepper"(*Mai Li lost 3 lbs.)
11/10/9 -Entered land of ONE-derful Ones!!
12/8..Down the BIG FIVE OH!! (Two "Peppers" & 1 "Bradley"(Yorkie)
DOWN 60 lbs. by Christmas Day!! Held at 50 lbs instead
7/29/10..Down 60 lbs.= 1 ea, Mai Li, Pepper, and Bradley!!"
My eventual goal is to lose TWO Each, of Mai Li, Pepper, and Bradley = 120 lbs. and maybe a Chihuahua, for a total of 125 lbs.
Something tells me I may have to be satisfied with one two month old horse and an average house cat --111 lbs.0 -
I just looked, and my goal to lose is a fashion model :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:0
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I've lost 10 dozen large eggs but I still need to lose a 2 year old (although my child has weighed 33lbs since he was 18 months old and he still isn't 2 till October)0
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I lost a rack of baby back ribs! Now I need to get rid of that elephant ear. Cute post thanks.0
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I just looked, and my goal to lose is a fashion model :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
My goal was always just the opposite0 -
haha, my goal weight is to lose an elephants penis
I really work it out like that, atm I have lost my one year old and I am working my way towards losing my 8 year old.0 -
lol I lost a Chihuahua eating baby back ribs on a microwave :laugh:
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I have lost the tire so far with at least another tire to go0
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I have one to add to the list...I've almost lost my 9 year old son! (56 pounds so far - he weighs 63 pounds)0
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"8 pounds = a human head"
Well, that explains why I feel like I've lost my mind! :laugh:
Very cute! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I have been looking for something like this. I love to have something visual!! I have lost a bald eagle!!! YAY!0 -
Let's see... I lost an Elephants penis about 8 years ago (it was possibly an Irish Setter, but can't remember exactly!), gained back a Bald Eagle, lost a head, gained a head, lost my head again (all sometime in the last 5 years), gained a 2 year old about 2 years ago and proceeded to have lost the cat in the last 9 months... Now if I can only lose my head (yet again) I'll be fine0
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I've lost a newborn calf, but one of my friends told me I've lost an Olympic gymnast and I think that sounds bigger (even though they're pretty tiny). I'm hoping for a small fashion model. Thanks for posting this great list! :laugh:0
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I've lost 1 Chihuahua and would love to lose another 1. This is really a great string. Thanks.0
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