Help! I've lost my cat!!

FunkBunny
FunkBunny Posts: 417 Member
edited September 21 in Success Stories
Now I just have to get rid of a 2 year old!
What have you lost? :wink:

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"
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  • kellygirl5538
    kellygirl5538 Posts: 597 Member
    This is great!!!
  • kellygirl5538
    kellygirl5538 Posts: 597 Member
    This is great!!!
  • xarrium
    xarrium Posts: 432 Member
    "8 pounds = a human head"

    Well, that explains why I feel like I've lost my mind! :laugh:
  • oh I love this!!! last year I lost my 5000 btu air conditioner but recently after I started working at a restaurant I found a car tire so I'm ready to start again LOL

    Loved reading thsi

    :flowerforyou:
  • lilchino4af
    lilchino4af Posts: 1,292 Member
    From what I've lost before starting MFP and what I lost using MFP, I've lost just shy of a cinder block (32 lbs).
  • daloverlyme
    daloverlyme Posts: 583 Member
    I lost a bald eagle. Now I need to lose a whales penis to be happy, lol.
  • abyt42
    abyt42 Posts: 1,358 Member
    I knew I needed to lose my tire....
  • MericoX
    MericoX Posts: 199 Member
    I've lost an ostrich egg. Now I know why it was always so uncomfortable to sit down... LOL
  • isadoc
    isadoc Posts: 19
    love it! :happy:
  • themommie
    themommie Posts: 5,033 Member
    right now I have lost a little more then a bald eagle, but I cant wait to loose the worlds largest ball of tape. LOL. this is great. thanks for sharing
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
    Dang! I've lost 10 dozen eggs! Now if that silly baby giraffe would just pack up and leave home!

    Love it!
  • Allison9
    Allison9 Posts: 22
    I loveeee this! I've lost a Chihuahua but still need to lose an elephants heart!
  • SayRah
    SayRah Posts: 104
    I've lost a newborn baby....but I'm hoping to lose a 2 year old. LOL.
  • iDreamNEON
    iDreamNEON Posts: 112
    LOL A Mid Sized Microwave.
  • StuAblett
    StuAblett Posts: 1,141 Member
    I'm between the cinder block and the mid-sized microwave :bigsmile:
  • megan_mp
    megan_mp Posts: 77
    My goal is an Irish Setter, but so far I haven't had my first weigh-in!
  • raymj61
    raymj61 Posts: 142
    an automobile tire:smokin:

    I didn't realize this. Cute list
  • weaklink109
    weaklink109 Posts: 2,831 Member
    This is a great post. The best way I can explain my loss is to share this excerpt from my profile. It started out as my signature, but as you can see, eventually got too long, so here goes:

    "Started April 13, 2009
    12 lbs. Gone in first month
    6/6/9..18 lbs. lost = one "Pepper" (my Shih tzu)
    DOWN 25 lbs. by 4th of July/Actual 23 lbs. gone
    8/2/9..28 lbs. lost = one "Mai Li" (my Lhasa)
    8/8/9..Down the BIG THREE OH!!!(30 lbs. gone)
    9/13/9..37 lbs lost = TWO "Peppers"
    10/12/9..Down the BIG FOUR OH!!(40 lbs. gone)
    11/2/9 Down 43 lbs. = One "Mai Li"* & One "Pepper"(*Mai Li lost 3 lbs.)
    11/10/9 -Entered land of ONE-derful Ones!!
    12/8..Down the BIG FIVE OH!! (Two "Peppers" & 1 "Bradley"(Yorkie)
    DOWN 60 lbs. by Christmas Day!! Held at 50 lbs instead :(
    7/29/10..Down 60 lbs.= 1 ea, Mai Li, Pepper, and Bradley!!"

    My eventual goal is to lose TWO Each, of Mai Li, Pepper, and Bradley = 120 lbs. and maybe a Chihuahua, for a total of 125 lbs.

    Something tells me I may have to be satisfied with one two month old horse and an average house cat --111 lbs.
  • StuAblett
    StuAblett Posts: 1,141 Member
    I just looked, and my goal to lose is a fashion model :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • mookiemoo
    mookiemoo Posts: 46 Member
    I've lost 10 dozen large eggs but I still need to lose a 2 year old (although my child has weighed 33lbs since he was 18 months old and he still isn't 2 till October)
  • I lost a rack of baby back ribs! Now I need to get rid of that elephant ear. Cute post thanks.
  • raymj61
    raymj61 Posts: 142
    I just looked, and my goal to lose is a fashion model :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    My goal was always just the opposite
  • bjshooter
    bjshooter Posts: 1,174 Member
    haha, my goal weight is to lose an elephants penis :D

    I really work it out like that, atm I have lost my one year old and I am working my way towards losing my 8 year old.
  • Mirabilis
    Mirabilis Posts: 312 Member
    lol I lost a Chihuahua eating baby back ribs on a microwave :laugh:

    Mirii
  • billybed
    billybed Posts: 90 Member
    I have lost the tire so far with at least another tire to go
  • agibsonky
    agibsonky Posts: 124 Member
    I have one to add to the list...I've almost lost my 9 year old son! (56 pounds so far - he weighs 63 pounds)
  • pressica
    pressica Posts: 361
    "8 pounds = a human head"

    Well, that explains why I feel like I've lost my mind! :laugh:

    Very cute! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I have been looking for something like this. I love to have something visual!! I have lost a bald eagle!!! YAY!
  • Rynatat
    Rynatat Posts: 807 Member
    Let's see... I lost an Elephants penis about 8 years ago (it was possibly an Irish Setter, but can't remember exactly!), gained back a Bald Eagle, lost a head, gained a head, lost my head again (all sometime in the last 5 years), gained a 2 year old about 2 years ago and proceeded to have lost the cat in the last 9 months... Now if I can only lose my head (yet again) I'll be fine :tongue:
  • bytelaw
    bytelaw Posts: 12 Member
    I've lost a newborn calf, but one of my friends told me I've lost an Olympic gymnast and I think that sounds bigger (even though they're pretty tiny). I'm hoping for a small fashion model. Thanks for posting this great list! :laugh:
  • fredivk
    fredivk Posts: 18 Member
    I've lost 1 Chihuahua and would love to lose another 1. This is really a great string. Thanks.
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