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i have no friends but at least i have jesus
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are they on his shhhhh! It-list?
yeah i was friends with people not in his good book.0 -
Jesus is cool and i read on some car bumper he loves me, so im cool with Jesus!0
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Jesus is cool and i read on some car bumper he loves me, so im cool with Jesus!
Dude, Jesus totally just hit on you...0 -
Dude, Jesus totally just hit on you...
i dont mind. i am equal opportunity and open to Jesus and Mohammed!0 -
i dont mind. i am equal opportunity and open to Jesus and Mohammed!
Does Jesus even lift, bro? I'm cool with you guys being a couple, but you have to have some standards!0 -
I do too, He mows my lawn every Tuesday.
BTW, Thread locked in 10, 9, 8....
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Does Jesus even lift, bro? I'm cool with you guys being a couple, but you have to have some standards!
All this "open" ness is sounding more polyamourous to me than coupley. Just sayin'.0 -
there are groups for things like this.....
Don't you mean cults?0 -
Jesus wont return your phone calls, dude. Imaginary friends are like that.0
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J.C...a good friend of mine...0
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Just because you don't believe in something your going to attack someone else's believes? I say to each their own and leave the trash talk alone0
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Satan is a much better cook.
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Keep him in your life and everything will be just fine
You can add me if you need a motivational friend 0 -
I appreciate the heathens in this post 0
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Just because you don't believe in something your going to attack someone else's believes? I say to each their own and leave the trash talk alone
this is light hearted humor, not trash talk. I've seen some trash talk religion threads before on this site and they are ugly (and very unnecessary).
Hopefully as this title gets spread around the feeds the some like-minded folks will contact the OP and get on each other's FL.0 -
this is light hearted humor, not trash talk. I've seen some trash talk religion threads before on this site and they are ugly (and very unnecessary).
Hopefully as this title gets spread around the feeds the some like-minded folks will contact the OP and get on each other's FL.
this is my hope as well...and why I keep posting here. I liked OP's moxy and would like to see him connect with people he can relate to.0 -
this is light hearted humor, not trash talk. I've seen some trash talk religion threads before on this site and they are ugly (and very unnecessary).
Hopefully as this title gets spread around the feeds the some like-minded folks will contact the OP and get on each other's FL.
never saw the point in attacking other believes who is to say anyone is right lol I hope your right seems like a nice guy who was just trying to reach out a little 0 -
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your welcome!
Better chicks than jdate fo sho!0 -
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this is light hearted humor, not trash talk. I've seen some trash talk religion threads before on this site and they are ugly (and very unnecessary).
Hopefully as this title gets spread around the feeds the some like-minded folks will contact the OP and get on each other's FL.
Or maybe the Jesus stuff belongs in one of the ~80 Christian groups on this board ?
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/search?utf8=✓&phrase=christian
This forum tends to me chaotic and anarchic at times, not everyone here is religious, some of us find the idea of 'loving Jesus' to be somewhere between hilarious and horrific.0 -
What about Joseph.........................oh and that Technicolor Dream coat?
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Thank you Lord for disallowing the mods from locking this thread 0
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:sad: I find that kinda sad really. I have no 'friends' apart from those I know online. My best friends though are my husband & son... I'm glad I have them rather than.....nothing.0
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Jesus is everything to me :happy: :flowerforyou:0
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Only way to do this is by giving all to Jesus. That includes our meal plans.0 -
Does Jesus even lift, bro? I'm cool with you guys being a couple, but you have to have some standards!
Jesus was all about the cardio... walking everywhere and whatnot. I don't think he did any strength training? Also, bread and wine? Ugh. everyone in the Bible was totally skinny-fat. No "tone" at all.0 -
Jesus is my rock! In the end, it won't matter how much you can lift or how far you can run.....0
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I don't have friends OR Jesus, but at least I have cable TV.0
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