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    i have no friends but at least i have jesus

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    • Posts: 8,754 Member
      I don't have friends OR Jesus, but at least I have cable TV.

      I will be praying for you.
    • Posts: 737 Member
      Haha. Jesus.
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      Jesus was all about the cardio... walking everywhere and whatnot. I don't think he did any strength training? Also, bread and wine? Ugh. everyone in the Bible was totally skinny-fat. No "tone" at all.


      lol @ skinny-fat
    • Posts: 3,515 Member
      Jesus is my rock! In the end, it won't matter how much you can lift or how far you can run.....

      Unless you need to do some physically demanding labour or outrun a wild animal........
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      I will be praying for you.

      Don't pray for me. Pray that George R.R. Martin lives to finish A Song of Ice and Fire. Thanks.
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      Don't pray for me. Pray that George R.R. Martin lives to finish A Song of Ice and Fire. Thanks.

      ^This.

      Don't leave me hanging Jesus!
    • Posts: 2,065 Member
      wow everyone is so polite for a main topic forum with Jesus in the title, well done you all can have icecream.
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      this is light hearted humor, not trash talk. I've seen some trash talk religion threads before on this site and they are ugly (and very unnecessary).

      Hopefully as this title gets spread around the feeds the some like-minded folks will contact the OP and get on each other's FL.

      Good luck to the OP. While I'm not of this religious persuasion, I agree with Dave ^ - perhaps some of the people on our FLs will find a common note to spark a request.
    • Posts: 4,383 Member
      Jesus wont return your phone calls, dude. Imaginary friends are like that.

      My imaginary friends are rude like that too. Santa, jesus AND the tooth fairy keep leaving me hanging!

      Spaghetti monster has my back though. I'm having him over for dinner tonight. Ramen....
    • Posts: 4,383 Member
      Jesus' brother Craig is WAY cooler...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0
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      Yeah buddy!
    • Posts: 1,785 Member
      Lmao^^
    • Posts: 237 Member
      r'amen!
    • Posts: 238 Member
      You should get some exercise in with that meal plan. You are welcome to join me anytime.....

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      The tears are rolling down my face----that is freakin' hilarious!
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      “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” ― C.S. Lewis... I sincerely hope that you and others find meaningful friendships as "It is not good for man (persons) to be alone." Have a groovy day.
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      [img]http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae100/aienma/Awesome Pictures/Jesus.gif[/img]
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      I do too, He mows my lawn every Tuesday.

      BTW, Thread locked in 10, 9, 8....

      Cracked me the F up.
    • Posts: 1,826 Member
      [img]http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae100/aienma/Awesome Pictures/Jesus.gif[/img]

      OMG, this is hilarious. I can't believe this thread is still up!
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      My imaginary friends are rude like that too. Santa, jesus AND the tooth fairy keep leaving me hanging!

      Spaghetti monster has my back though. I'm having him over for dinner tonight. Ramen....

      Actually, the tooth fairy left a dollar under my pillow several times - proof she exists. BAM.
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      I was waiting for Buddy Jesus...Yay!!
    • Posts: 831 Member
      So go out and meet some people. Join a church, go to some small groups, take a cooking class. You gotta make an effort, friends don't normally just show up on your doorstep (or if they do they may not be the type of friends you want). I'm a Navy wife and we move a ton. I'm also an introvert. But whenever we get to a new town I know I'm going to have to get outside my comfort zone and meet some new people. Good luck to you.

      Great advice! :flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 267 Member
      Just because you don't believe in something your going to attack someone else's believes? I say to each their own and leave the trash talk alone

      Quite :tongue:
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      Quite :tongue:

      How do you know we weren't put on this Earth by Jesus to test OP's faith?
    • Posts: 7,646 Member
      I read the subject title soo wrong.
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      I read the subject title soo wrong.

      I read it as....I have no friends but at least I have (common name for male genitalia)
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      I read it as....I have no friends but at least I have (common name for male genitalia)
      :laugh: I didn't read it like that, I like it that way better.
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      How do you know we weren't put on this Earth by Jesus to test OP's faith?

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    • Posts: 3,038 Member
      Thank you Lord for disallowing the mods from locking this thread :smile:

      And like Jesus this thread is resurrerected
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