i have no friends but at least i have jesus

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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    Raver Jesus!

    I don't know why but that reminds me of that old joke:

    Q: why can't you hold a Nativity Play in Nottingham
    A: where are you going to find 3 wise men and a virgin in Nottingham???

    Oh, we're doing jesus jokes now?

    Ok ...

    So Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the counter and says; "can you put me up for the night?"

    So good!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I am an atheist, and the blatant disrespect and meanspiritedness many of you arw showing is disgusting. I hope you all feel nice and superior now.
  • shapelyzombie
    shapelyzombie Posts: 4 Member
    People deserve respect. Beliefs do not.

    The belief is what is being ridiculed. NOT the person.
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    How is this even still going??!
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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    People deserve respect. Beliefs do not.

    Any adult who believes in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, Jesus, Mohammed, the Easter bunny, leprechauns, fairies, reincarnation, life of any sort after death, psychics, angels, astrology, creationism, or a flying spaghetti monster is either delusional or poorly educated. These people deserve pity- not ridicule.

    It's sad to me that you had to make a fake account just to post your opinion without being reported...
  • wineplease
    wineplease Posts: 469 Member
    People deserve respect. Beliefs do not.
    Any adult who believes in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, Jesus, Mohammed, the Easter bunny, leprechauns, fairies, reincarnation, life of any sort after death, psychics, angels, astrology, creationism, or a flying spaghetti monster is either delusional or poorly educated. These people deserve pity- not ridicule.
    Oh, look at you setting up a new profile just to come in here and bash people. Aren't you a peach.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    People deserve respect. Beliefs do not.

    Any adult who believes in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, Jesus, Mohammed, the Easter bunny, leprechauns, fairies, reincarnation, life of any sort after death, psychics, angels, astrology, creationism, or a flying spaghetti monster is either delusional or poorly educated. These people deserve pity- not ridicule.

    Beliefs that do not affect you deserve respect out of the respect of the person believing. And I am sure thst your pity is unnecessary.
  • wineplease
    wineplease Posts: 469 Member
    It's sad to me that you had to make a fake account just to post your opinion without being reported...
    You beat me to it. Cowards hide behind fake accounts.
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  • wineplease
    wineplease Posts: 469 Member
    I am an atheist, and the blatant disrespect and meanspiritedness many of you arw showing is disgusting. I hope you all feel nice and superior now.

    Thank you! I like when an atheist will speak up and tell other atheists they're being @sses. I do the same when I see Christians do it.
  • Hearts_2015
    Hearts_2015 Posts: 12,031 Member
    How is this even still going??!
    I've been wondering that myself... not the thread but the behavior toward the OP. Mentioning you have less friends now because you've moved and that meal planning will help... it deserves insults, mocking and other derogatory comments?

    What happened to us moving on if we don't care for a thread or it simply isn't a topic that interests us? I hear others that are actually posting in this thread type that so often... it really is pretty easy to move on.

    Cheers for a good day OP.... 99.9% of MFP members are AWESOME! The staff is great and find yourself a group of friends and stick with them and you'll go far.

    Yes I agree, meal planning is a great way to go, it helps immensely!:happy:
  • run2bfree
    run2bfree Posts: 108 Member
    lame on the haters. just move on to another thread of you don't like the topic.

    oh... and God Bless.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    People deserve respect. Beliefs do not.

    Any adult who believes in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, Jesus, Mohammed, the Easter bunny, leprechauns, fairies, reincarnation, life of any sort after death, psychics, angels, astrology, creationism, or a flying spaghetti monster is either delusional or poorly educated. These people deserve pity- not ridicule.

    Translation: People deserve respect, but I get to mock the hell out of them if they happen to believe in something I disagree with.

    I don't think that word respect means what you think it means.
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    bwahahahahahahah!! :heart: :heart: :heart:

    I don't want to be mean spirited, and I'm happy y'all have a friend in Jesus....but the cartoons and gifs are way funny.

    and no, Jesus can't stand me...but I have friends AND cable TV.

    awesomeness!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I am an atheist, and the blatant disrespect and meanspiritedness many of you arw showing is disgusting. I hope you all feel nice and superior now.

    Thank you! I like when an atheist will speak up and tell other atheists they're being @sses. I do the same when I see Christians do it.

    People who claim to be atheists but bash religion are actually anti-theists. But most aren't smart enough to know that word.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    Don't people who believe in Jesus assemble in groups once or twice a week? Seems like a good way to meet people. Actually, when I was single I was considering believing in Jesus because not only would I probably be happier, but more women than men go to church so I figured I could find myself a 9 despite being a 6. However, I just couldn't get past the lack of hard evidence to favor one religion or another, so I gave up and just found myself a cute sinner.

    I think Billy Joel had it right..."I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun..."
  • kikilewis
    kikilewis Posts: 6 Member
    How is this even still going??!
    I've been wondering that myself... not the thread but the behavior toward the OP. Mentioning you have less friends now because you've moved and that meal planning will help... it deserves insults, mocking and other derogatory comments?

    What happened to us moving on if we don't care for a thread or it simply isn't a topic that interests us? I hear others that are actually posting in this thread type that so often... it really is pretty easy to move on.

    Cheers for a good day OP.... 99.9% of MFP members are AWESOME! The staff is great and find yourself a group of friends and stick with them and you'll go far.

    Yes I agree, meal planning is a great way to go, it helps immensely!:happy:

    Interestingly enough you forgot about the part where they mentioned Jesus, which is what everyone is responding to. No one is mocking not having friends or meal planning. Just the inappropriateness of bringing religion into a public forum that is not Christian based (that I know of).
  • wineplease
    wineplease Posts: 469 Member
    People who claim to be atheists but bash religion are actually anti-theists. But most aren't smart enough to know that word.

    I've used that word when an atheist was bashing religion, but he didn't appreciate that much. Told me I don't know what I'm talking about.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    I am an atheist, and the blatant disrespect and meanspiritedness many of you arw showing is disgusting. I hope you all feel nice and superior now.

    Thank you! I like when an atheist will speak up and tell other atheists they're being @sses. I do the same when I see Christians do it.

    People who claim to be atheists but bash religion are actually anti-theists. But most aren't smart enough to know that word.

    Yeah, but being realistic, the only reason to start a jesus thread outside of the xtian groups is to cause what's happening here.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I am an atheist, and the blatant disrespect and meanspiritedness many of you arw showing is disgusting. I hope you all feel nice and superior now.

    Thank you! I like when an atheist will speak up and tell other atheists they're being @sses. I do the same when I see Christians do it.

    People who claim to be atheists but bash religion are actually anti-theists. But most aren't smart enough to know that word.

    Yeah, but being realistic, the only reason to start a jesus thread outside of the xtian groups is to cause what's happening here.

    Unless it is a newish user.
  • Lovdiamnd
    Lovdiamnd Posts: 624 Member
    I do too, He mows my lawn every Tuesday.

    BTW, Thread locked in 10, 9, 8....

    :laugh: :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • JaneDough_
    JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
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  • BioMechHeretic
    BioMechHeretic Posts: 128 Member
    Jesus was a healthier eater ever since he lost the ability to hold M&M's in the palms of his hands the last time he was around.
  • wineplease
    wineplease Posts: 469 Member
    I'm Catholic. I could care less what anyone posts about my faith and my religion. There is nothing anyone could possibly post that would offend me.

    How are you not offended by some of the things said about God? For me, it's like hearing those things about my mother or my children. It hurts and it's offensive.
  • wineplease
    wineplease Posts: 469 Member
    Yeah, but being realistic, the only reason to start a jesus thread outside of the xtian groups is to cause what's happening here.
    User opened profile in May and posted this originally in May. I suppose we can thank whoever resurrected this thread today, though.
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
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    ♫I don’t care if it rains or freezes/Long as I got my Plastic Jesus/Sittin’ on the dashboard of my car♫
  • KevinMassine
    KevinMassine Posts: 54
    God I love eating Pop corn, sitting back and taking all this in! Good seats for a damb good show :devil:
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    not all anti-theists are a-holes either... I'm just sitting back and giggling. I feel no compulsion to ruin this relatively light-hearted banter.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    ok .. so a non-offensive jesus joke ..

    Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

    They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.

    Seconds before the end, a bolt of lightning struck taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

    Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

    "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

    Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

    Satan is astonished. He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything, yet
    Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?!"

    God chuckles, "Jesus saves."
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