i have no friends but at least i have jesus

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  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
    ok .. so a non-offensive jesus joke ..

    Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

    They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.

    Seconds before the end, a bolt of lightning struck taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

    Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

    "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."

    Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

    Satan is astonished. He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything, yet
    Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?!"

    God chuckles, "Jesus saves."

    Tremendous.
  • BigDave1050
    BigDave1050 Posts: 854 Member
    I like my Jesus with Ranch, everything is better with Ranch! Oh and a glass of wine.
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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    QNVvn4J.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • spidey11186
    spidey11186 Posts: 141 Member

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    Best gif on this forum!!! My hero!!!
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