So upset...18 calories over

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  • Posts: 102 Member
    Do one pushup. Bam.

    This is the best response. I love it. Do 2 just to be sure.
  • Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Does this mean the CD-ROM that someone gave me a couple years ago with the internet on it isn't valid anymore?

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  • Posts: 1,331 Member
    Do one pushup. Bam.

    LOL yeah do this good to go
  • Posts: 888 Member
    Phew! I just went and walked a mile in case I'm over by 18 calories tonite! hehe
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    brush your teeth for an extra long time to burn those 18 calories. but not too long, or you will be under and have to eat again. it's a fine balancing act.

    also, it's important to remember... burro shaming is NEVER an option.
    Careful though... don't want to have to count the toothpaste!
  • Posts: 1,548 Member
    You're still at a deficit.....you're fine.
  • Posts: 798 Member
    Are you serious?!

    I guess my sarcasm detector isn't functioning.

    I think eating a whole thing of brownies is a good idea.
  • Posts: 2,305 Member
    that is a stellar attempt at a joke my dear, but you seemed to have failed to achieve a giggle, nor a guffaw.

    valiant attempt tho! tally hoe!
  • Posts: 174
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  • Posts: 402 Member
    *thoroughly enjoying all the responses from people for whom the joke was obviously missed, however blatantly apparent*
  • Posts: 189
    I think you should rage quit and eat a whole batch of brownies. You've already blown it, anyway.

    Once you go over, there's no going back.
  • Posts: 905 Member
    zzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Posts: 5,561 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/diary/Helloitsdan?date=2013-06-20

    Still lost weight......

    Zero cardio, 30 mins weight session.
  • Posts: 304
    i get this guilty feeling when i eat a whole large pizza over lol..
  • Posts: 802 Member
    I think you should rage quit and eat a whole batch of brownies. You've already blown it, anyway.

    This!
  • Posts: 35 Member
    this thread is full of win
  • Posts: 2,098 Member
    :laugh:

    Well at least you didn't eat 18 calories under. That would have sent you straight into starvation mode!
  • Posts: 62 Member
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    Well that same 125lb person burns 26 calories in a half hour of sleeping, so it makes sense...

    Sleep??? Did someone say sleep???? My favorite word!!!! lol
  • Posts: 2,475 Member
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    You never know, she could be serious. I don't think it's funny. There are tons of people who actually become this obsessive.

    I know there are. I see those people's threads all the time and I always offer them support and encouragement.

    The way she worded this thread, however, made it very clear it was a joke.
  • Posts: 137 Member
    GET LAID!!!...... You will Burn the calories... And feel GR8 doing it.. Not to mention the work out will be AMAZING.... :wink:
  • Posts: 3,779 Member
    I'm in a similar boat, but I still have 75 calories left.

    The dessert I want is 80 calories, that would put me 5 over and ermagawd I doan wanna hit a plato.

    Should i wait until almost midnight and eat most of it but save the last bite until after midnight so it counts as the next day?
    Would I log it as 75 today and 5 tomorrow.
    I'se so confused!

    it's okay. he died about 1665 years ago... so if you see Plato, it's probably zombie Plato, and okay to hit him.

    "Life must be lived as play." --Plato
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    it's okay. he died about 1665 years ago... so if you see Plato, it's probably zombie Plato, and okay to hit him.

    "Life must be lived as play." --Plato

    love!
  • Posts: 248 Member
    :laugh:

    Well at least you didn't eat 18 calories under. That would have sent you straight into starvation mode!

    :laugh: He he!
  • Posts: 248 Member
    Careful. Assuming you are at maintenance...do this just 200 days in a row and you will have gained a full pound. 2000 days of this kind of wanton abandon and you'll have added TEN pounds. And in a little under 55 years of these kinds of shenanigans, you'll be ONE HUNDRED pounds heavier.

    This is truly a dangerous path down which you are headed. Tread carefully.

    :laugh: Ha :laugh: Lol!!!

    Ok you just keep cracking me up! Love your comments! :drinker:
  • Posts: 1,245 Member
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    it's okay. he died about 1665 years ago... so if you see Plato, it's probably zombie Plato, and okay to hit him.

    "Life must be lived as play." --Plato

    HAHAHA that's pretty good, those darn zombie plato's always ruining my weightloss for the day
  • Posts: 2,098 Member
    Careful. Assuming you are at maintenance...do this just 200 days in a row and you will have gained a full pound. 2000 days of this kind of wanton abandon and you'll have added TEN pounds. And in a little under 55 years of these kinds of shenanigans, you'll be ONE HUNDRED pounds heavier.

    This is truly a dangerous path down which you are headed. Tread carefully.

    Woah! That IS actually quite scary!
  • Posts: 894 Member
    Hmm... About a couple of minutes of running should take care of it. The only problem is you're gonna take more than a couple of minutes changing into workout clothes and put on running shoes, then you'd still have to change back after the shower.

    I think you should just declare it a cheat day and eat a couple of hundred calories more to make it official.
  • Posts: 26
    This was the most entertaining post I've seen in a long time! haha
  • Posts: 624 Member
    I'm 18 calories over my goal for today. :cry:

    Should I exercise this late?
    Do you think I'd have to eat back the extra calories?
    Do you think my BMI would be affected?
    Do you think I should take selfies for before/after the 18 calories?
    Should I increase my overall calories or decrease them?
    If I have a calories deficit tomorrow will I enter starvation mode?


    Lord I hope this doesn't lead to fat shaming...or burro shaming. I couldn't handle it. :noway:


    Is this a joke? 18 calories really?
  • Posts: 12
    I bet you burned the 18 calories just thinking about and typing this out.
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