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    New strategies for trolling your friends list?

    Posts: 3,306 Member
    edited January 27 in Chit-Chat
    I can't seem to get rid of mine. So far I've tried sarcasm, swearing, excessive poop jokes, over updating my status, ranting, ragequitting, fake topics, and inactivity.

    I'm all out of ideas.

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    • Posts: 6,490 Member
      Try direct verbal abuse. I need more anyway as the hate keeps me motivated . . .
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    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      try daily TOM status updates. works every time.
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    • Posts: 2,394 Member
      I lost a couple by ranting against clean eating....all I got.
    • Posts: 3,306 Member
      Try direct verbal abuse. I need more anyway as the hate keeps me motivated . . .

      just so i'm clear before I try this, abuse is defined as anything other than rubber stamping dumb ideas here, correct?
    • Posts: 1,035 Member
      become a beach body coach! duh!
    • Posts: 6,490 Member
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      just so i'm clear before I try this, abuse is defined as anything other than rumber stamping dumb ideas here, correct?

      Yep. I need a hug for consuming nothing but lemon water, and you damn well better bring flowers to the party, or I'm screaming abuse.
    • Posts: 1,548 Member
      Complain about your loved ones sabotaging your weight loss efforts and ask LOTS of questions about eating back exercise calories. Oh and try to sell Shakeology or ketones or some crap.
    • Posts: 397 Member
      Post about how you eat anything you want and STILL lose weight. Or send pictures of your junk…
    • Posts: 385 Member
      I had a troll, blocked her. 0 lbs lost, 1 million stupid questions. Verbal abuse didn't work. lol
    • Posts: 843 Member
      Talk about shakeology. Promote it....

      people love that...uh..
      i mean dont love it.
      =)
    • Posts: 1,741 Member
      Sounds like you're going to have to resort to junk pics.
    • Posts: 5,573 Member
      use it as a personal diary and word vomit it up all over the place.
    • Posts: 44 Member
      Lots and lots of fat jokes.
    • Posts: 3,306 Member
      Talk about shakeology. Promote it....

      people love that...uh..
      i mean dont love it.
      =)

      I've lost like 30 lbs. in the last 12 months and I've used shakeology...what's wrong with shakeoology?
    • Posts: 531 Member
      I think sometimes you just got to delete them. Or just enjoy playing with them. But being a nice person seems to work for me.
    • Posts: 441 Member
      Ask if it is ok to eat under 1200 calories a day, and then get mad at everyone who says no.
    • Posts: 650 Member
      become a beach body coach! duh!

      SERIOUSLY SNORTED while laughing at this! You know what they say, the funniest things are also the TRUEST!!!

      Hoss, you crack me up! NOW to come up with an explanation to my boss...(Shhhh, I don't want him to know this has a social aspect, or they will block THIS at work, too!)
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      Hide or block works well for me.
    • Posts: 469 Member
      Quote bible scriptures.
    • Posts: 1,573 Member
      Start screaming from the hills about the wonders of raspberry ketones!
    • Posts: 6,420 Member
      well, my friends didn't left me but that was because I have very strict screening about who to add and even then I add very rarely. But when I started writing the things I wrote on the banned group and on my friends statuses and even on the main forums sometimes, the FR's dropped drastically and now with the message all over my profile that I'm not adding, I get maybe 20 FRs a week and I couldn't be happier.
    • Posts: 1,543 Member
      Alternate between whining about being fat and whining about not being hungry enough to eat 1200 calories a day.
    • Posts: 3,038 Member
      I added Taunto to my list, lost a dozen right at that moment!
    • Posts: 1,508 Member
      well, my friends didn't left me but that was because I have very strict screening about who to add and even then I add very rarely. But when I started writing the things I wrote on the banned group and on my friends statuses and even on the main forums sometimes, the FR's dropped drastically and now with the message all over my profile that I'm not adding, I get maybe 20 FRs a week and I couldn't be happier.
      Hi taunto!
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      I added Taunto to my list, lost a dozen right at that moment!

      :laugh:
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      I added Taunto to my list, lost a dozen right at that moment!

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    • Posts: 712 Member
      use it as a personal diary and word vomit it up all over the place.

      Heh heh. I had one of those. She deleted me because I didn't comment enough on the multiple crises she'd have daily.
    • Posts: 15,228 Member
      You could share stories about your most recent sex-capades...

      seems to have cost me a few recently...
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