I eat 4000 calories a day

thatsbroscience
thatsbroscience Posts: 25
in Food and Nutrition
usually around 1000 g carbs and over 500 g sugar

how long until im obese?
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  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,262 Member
    Monday, around 2:00................am
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,347 Member
    Bro, do you even lift?
  • crevices
    crevices Posts: 226 Member
    jealous.
  • thatsbroscience
    thatsbroscience Posts: 25
    Monday, around 2:00................am

    shouldnt it have been 5 mondays ago?
    Bro, do you even lift?

    no, no i dont

    jealous.

    nothing to be jealous about


    i just ate a lb of organic raisins :)
  • BrittanyErica
    BrittanyErica Posts: 74 Member
    if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
    not sure if troll.. oorrr..
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,347 Member
    if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
    not sure if troll.. oorrr..

    you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.
  • BrittanyErica
    BrittanyErica Posts: 74 Member
    if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
    not sure if troll.. oorrr..

    you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.

    just the thought of eating 4000 cals in gummy bears makes me sick D:
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,347 Member
    if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
    not sure if troll.. oorrr..

    you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.

    just the thought of eating 4000 cals in gummy bears makes me sick D:

    You could just have one of these a day?

    giant-gummy-bear-300x300.jpg
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Isn't this the Paleo diet?
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    There are no words...
  • JisatsuHoshi
    JisatsuHoshi Posts: 421 Member
    I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

    Breakfast last Saturday:
    AbdRoSoLfQJEzKlikaXqKojUBNkVrkPyisIO-610xh.jpg

    ...
  • Wetcoaster
    Wetcoaster Posts: 1,788 Member
    I hope you sell something to help (insert Visalus,Advocare,Anything Dr Oz says,Shakeology,Juicing for a year.....blah blah blah :)
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
    8 months to a year...Forget the math, the Body does Not work that way! Let us know what happens, OK.


    ETA: Only if it is meat and refined carbs. If you eat 4K cals a day in whole fresh veggies and fruit you will end up losing about 50 lbs. in a year.
  • thatsbroscience
    thatsbroscience Posts: 25
    if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
    not sure if troll.. oorrr..

    exactly., although im pretty sure it would be impossible to eat ZERO fat/protein

    high carb low fat low protein yes

    Isn't this the Paleo diet?

    quite the opposite of faileo. the faileo diet is low carb low calorie high fat high protein
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    well, for a start, this should be in chit chat, fun and games cuz this is hypothetical/in jest/ trolling.

    WE NEED MORE INFO!

    height, weight, age!

    i mean how could I figure out how soon till you are obese, you could be obese already.

    INFO PLEASE. i wanna join in the game.

    ROUGHLY THO:

    if your TDEE was 2000 you would be going over by 14000cals a week. 3500cals is what people call a pound for loss or gain, so:

    you could gain up to 4 pounds a week by "estimate" standards.

    for when you would become obese.... INFO! ONFO!
  • 12kfwilson
    12kfwilson Posts: 9 Member
    were you hung over and need a fix
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    8 months to a year...Forget the math, the Body does Not work that way! Let us know what happens, OK.

    if you level out to 2lb a week, thats 8lb a month, so 96lb in a year.

    so yeh, you are pretty much right.

    high 5!
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
    not sure if troll.. oorrr..

    you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.

    just the thought of eating 4000 cals in gummy bears makes me sick D:

    You could just have one of these a day?

    giant-gummy-bear-300x300.jpg
    Only if it comes in green.
  • Wetcoaster
    Wetcoaster Posts: 1,788 Member
    I want to know where he gets his hair cut at and his fav movie.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
    not sure if troll.. oorrr..

    exactly., although im pretty sure it would be impossible to eat ZERO fat/protein

    high carb low fat low protein yes

    Isn't this the Paleo diet?

    quite the opposite of faileo. the faileo diet is low carb low calorie high fat high protein

    now everybody keep in mind, this is the first 4 posts on an account started this month from someone who has lost nothing soooo:


    careful, cuz

    tumblr_m3dg27hBKd1qfw2dno1_500.gif
  • amonkey794
    amonkey794 Posts: 651 Member
    I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

    Breakfast last Saturday:
    AbdRoSoLfQJEzKlikaXqKojUBNkVrkPyisIO-610xh.jpg

    ...

    Looked at that days entry. Alright. No ice cream. Slightly disappointed.
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,262 Member
    if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
    not sure if troll.. oorrr..

    exactly., although im pretty sure it would be impossible to eat ZERO fat/protein

    high carb low fat low protein yes

    Isn't this the Paleo diet?

    quite the opposite of faileo. the faileo diet is low carb low calorie high fat high protein

    now everybody keep in mind, this is the first 4 posts on an account started this month from someone who has lost nothing soooo:


    careful, cuz

    tumblr_m3dg27hBKd1qfw2dno1_500.gif
    Never thought otherwise.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

    Breakfast last Saturday:
    AbdRoSoLfQJEzKlikaXqKojUBNkVrkPyisIO-610xh.jpg

    ...

    dude! thats what I'm talkin about!

    *puts fist out to bump
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,347 Member
    if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
    not sure if troll.. oorrr..

    exactly., although im pretty sure it would be impossible to eat ZERO fat/protein

    high carb low fat low protein yes

    Isn't this the Paleo diet?

    quite the opposite of faileo. the faileo diet is low carb low calorie high fat high protein

    now everybody keep in mind, this is the first 4 posts on an account started this month from someone who has lost nothing soooo:


    careful, cuz

    tumblr_m3dg27hBKd1qfw2dno1_500.gif

    Damn, I hate when I fall for a troll post and give up all my good gummy bear dieting advice for nothing.
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 10,262 Member
    I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

    Breakfast last Saturday:
    AbdRoSoLfQJEzKlikaXqKojUBNkVrkPyisIO-610xh.jpg

    ...
    The good ol' Cyclical ketogenic diet.
  • simplyciera
    simplyciera Posts: 168 Member
    I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

    Breakfast last Saturday:
    AbdRoSoLfQJEzKlikaXqKojUBNkVrkPyisIO-610xh.jpg

    ...

    I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,347 Member
    I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

    Breakfast last Saturday:
    AbdRoSoLfQJEzKlikaXqKojUBNkVrkPyisIO-610xh.jpg

    ...

    I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

    Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)
  • thatsbroscience
    thatsbroscience Posts: 25
    well, for a start, this should be in chit chat, fun and games cuz this is hypothetical/in jest/ trolling.

    WE NEED MORE INFO!

    height, weight, age!

    i mean how could I figure out how soon till you are obese, you could be obese already.

    INFO PLEASE. i wanna join in the game.

    ROUGHLY THO:

    if your TDEE was 2000 you would be going over by 14000cals a week. 3500cals is what people call a pound for loss or gain, so:

    you could gain up to 4 pounds a week by "estimate" standards.

    for when you would become obese.... INFO! ONFO!

    6'2
    160
    30


    you need my blood type? how bout dosha type?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Just eat it all before 8pm and you'll be golden, my dear!
  • simplyciera
    simplyciera Posts: 168 Member
    I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

    Breakfast last Saturday:
    AbdRoSoLfQJEzKlikaXqKojUBNkVrkPyisIO-610xh.jpg

    ...

    I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

    Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

    If it's not peanut M&M's it's irrelevant! Yellow bag pride! <3
    Even though chocolate covered pretzels are delish! <3
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