I eat 4000 calories a day

seena511 · June 2013

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if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.

just the thought of eating 4000 cals in gummy bears makes me sick

true story one time i ate an entire bag of gummy bears and i got sick and then i couldn't eat gummy bears for like years

melindasuefritz · June 2013

not long

CrankMeUp · June 2013

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if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

exactly., although im pretty sure it would be impossible to eat ZERO fat/protein

high carb low fat low protein yes

Isn't this the Paleo diet?

quite the opposite of faileo. the faileo diet is low carb low calorie high fat high protein

now everybody keep in mind, this is the first 4 posts on an account started this month from someone who has lost nothing soooo:

careful, cuz

ZOMG HOW DID U KNOW?

melindasuefritz · June 2013

i hop e u are trolling and not really d oing this

Alatariel75 · June 2013

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I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:

...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

If it's not peanut M&M's it's irrelevant! Yellow bag pride!
Even though chocolate covered pretzels are delish!

OMG, you need to melt 150g of dark choc, mix with 150g chunky peanut butter until smooth, pour over 2 bags of pretzels and toss til coated then cover in icing/powdered sugar until dry. AH-fricken-mazing!!

00sarah · June 2013

I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:

...

I'm semi jealous and semi sick to the stomach, knowing exactly how I would feel ( how my stomach would react) to this. Rock on, though, dude. Hell, if it's working for ya!

seena511 · June 2013

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well, for a start, this should be in chit chat, fun and games cuz this is hypothetical/in jest/ trolling.

WE NEED MORE INFO!

height, weight, age!

i mean how could I figure out how soon till you are obese, you could be obese already.

INFO PLEASE. i wanna join in the game.

ROUGHLY THO:

if your TDEE was 2000 you would be going over by 14000cals a week. 3500cals is what people call a pound for loss or gain, so:

you could gain up to 4 pounds a week by "estimate" standards.

for when you would become obese.... INFO! ONFO!

6'2
160
30

you need my blood type? how bout dosha type?

thetan levels would help

simplyciera · June 2013

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I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:

...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

If it's not peanut M&M's it's irrelevant! Yellow bag pride!
Even though chocolate covered pretzels are delish!

OMG, you need to melt 150g of dark choc, mix with 150g chunky peanut butter until smooth, pour over 2 bags of pretzels and toss til coated then cover in icing/powdered sugar until dry. AH-fricken-mazing!!

I feel like we should get married.
Cake is whatever recipe that is

minus the powdered sugar/frosting though!

Alatariel75 · June 2013

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I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:

...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

If it's not peanut M&M's it's irrelevant! Yellow bag pride!
Even though chocolate covered pretzels are delish!

OMG, you need to melt 150g of dark choc, mix with 150g chunky peanut butter until smooth, pour over 2 bags of pretzels and toss til coated then cover in icing/powdered sugar until dry. AH-fricken-mazing!!

I feel like we should get married.
Cake is whatever recipe that is
minus the powdered sugar/frosting though!

It's pretty darn special! the sugar just helps it dry so you can grab handfuls without getting all sticky. Can totally skip it though!!

tehboxingkitteh · June 2013

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I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:

...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

If it's not peanut M&M's it's irrelevant! Yellow bag pride!
Even though chocolate covered pretzels are delish!

OMG, you need to melt 150g of dark choc, mix with 150g chunky peanut butter until smooth, pour over 2 bags of pretzels and toss til coated then cover in icing/powdered sugar until dry. AH-fricken-mazing!!

I feel like we should get married.
Cake is whatever recipe that is
minus the powdered sugar/frosting though!

Bacon and Nutella are missing from this equation.

simplyciera · June 2013

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I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:

...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

If it's not peanut M&M's it's irrelevant! Yellow bag pride!
Even though chocolate covered pretzels are delish!

OMG, you need to melt 150g of dark choc, mix with 150g chunky peanut butter until smooth, pour over 2 bags of pretzels and toss til coated then cover in icing/powdered sugar until dry. AH-fricken-mazing!!

I feel like we should get married.
Cake is whatever recipe that is
minus the powdered sugar/frosting though!

It's pretty darn special! the sugar just helps it dry so you can grab handfuls without getting all sticky. Can totally skip it though!!

I believe in grabbing handfuls of food and shoving it into my mouth.
If you're not eating like that, then you're just not living. Forks are barbaric.

thatsbroscience · June 2013

i hop e u are trolling and not really d oing this

i certainly am. if only i could afford to eat 5000-6000

Just eat it all before 8pm and you'll be golden, my dear!

crap, its after 11 PM and im not done eating yet

Alatariel75 · June 2013

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I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:

...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

If it's not peanut M&M's it's irrelevant! Yellow bag pride!
Even though chocolate covered pretzels are delish!

OMG, you need to melt 150g of dark choc, mix with 150g chunky peanut butter until smooth, pour over 2 bags of pretzels and toss til coated then cover in icing/powdered sugar until dry. AH-fricken-mazing!!

I feel like we should get married.
Cake is whatever recipe that is
minus the powdered sugar/frosting though!

It's pretty darn special! the sugar just helps it dry so you can grab handfuls without getting all sticky. Can totally skip it though!!

I believe in grabbing handfuls of food and shoving it into my mouth.
If you're not eating like that, then you're just not living. Forks are barbaric.

This thread makes me feel like I've found home...

RoseDarrett · June 2013

Not enough corn dogs in this picture.

That's just not right.

JisatsuHoshi · June 2013

I love my Pretzel M&M's ... More for me then...

Look forward to eating half or more of these on my next high carb refeed day... Soon!

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nikilis · June 2013

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well, for a start, this should be in chit chat, fun and games cuz this is hypothetical/in jest/ trolling.

WE NEED MORE INFO!

height, weight, age!

i mean how could I figure out how soon till you are obese, you could be obese already.

INFO PLEASE. i wanna join in the game.

ROUGHLY THO:

if your TDEE was 2000 you would be going over by 14000cals a week. 3500cals is what people call a pound for loss or gain, so:

you could gain up to 4 pounds a week by "estimate" standards.

for when you would become obese.... INFO! ONFO!

6'2
160
30

you need my blood type? how bout dosha type?

its ok, I knew what kind of dosha you where when I came in here.

Sabine_Stroehm · June 2013

usually around 1000 g carbs and over 500 g sugar

how long until im obese?

From the looks of it, you're well on your way, bro.

JisatsuHoshi · June 2013

Lol oops... Try this again...

Gona eat half of these or more on next refeed.... Soon! <_<;

MarshmallowLegs · June 2013

hey gummy bears are fat free, yo!

herblackwings39 · June 2013

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if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.

just the thought of eating 4000 cals in gummy bears makes me sick

You could just have one of these a day?

Now I want a giant gummy bear.

hammbone55 · June 2013

My favorite candy of all time! I can't even buy stupid fruit snacks without eating them.

About as bad as my pickle addiction. LOL

BinaryPulsar · June 2013

Maybe someone already said this, but you just need to close out your diary and then it will tell you how much you will weigh in 5 weeks, so depending on how close you already are to obesity, you could just keep doing that and knowing 5 weeks in advance (as long as you have everything filled out correctly). Just keep logging!

NormInv · June 2013

hence no pic?

DopeItUp · June 2013

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if you ate 4000 calories a day, 1000g of which were carbs, than you'd be eating strictly carbs. zero fat, and zero protein.
not sure if troll.. oorrr..

you could totally do that if you only ate gummy bears.

just the thought of eating 4000 cals in gummy bears makes me sick

You could just have one of these a day?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

c8linmarie · June 2013

Are you trying to cut or bulk?

DopeItUp · June 2013

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I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:

...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

If it's not peanut M&M's it's irrelevant! Yellow bag pride!
Even though chocolate covered pretzels are delish!

Wrong. Peanut butter M&Ms 4 lyfe, yo.

amonkey794 · June 2013

Gona eat half of these or more on next refeed.... Soon! <_<;

There better be peanut butter in there. . .:grumble: LOL

thekyleo · June 2013

Lol oops... Try this again...

Gona eat half of these or more on next refeed.... Soon! <_<;

Refeed days=Junk Science

simplyciera · June 2013

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I ate 3500+ calories for breakfast on my high carb day last week...

Breakfast last Saturday:

...

I'm not as upset about the amount of food as I am at the crispy M&M's. Really? We've talked about this. Peanut or nothing. Get it together.....

Sre they chrispy or pretzel? Blue is crispy in Australia (yuck) and pretzel in the USA (yum!)

If it's not peanut M&M's it's irrelevant! Yellow bag pride!
Even though chocolate covered pretzels are delish!

Wrong. Peanut butter M&Ms 4 lyfe, yo.

If you want peanut butter & chocolate, get a reese's. Do you know anythinggggg about candy?

JisatsuHoshi · June 2013

There better be peanut butter in there. . .:grumble: LOL

Lol I did see those at the store... but cant see myself downing a box of them like that... Would need so much liquid to wash it down with...

I eat 4000 calories a day

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