I've lost an Elephant Penis

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  • Jeivette
    Jeivette Posts: 4
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    I've lost a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg...
  • marhod5
    marhod5 Posts: 84 Member
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    I've lost a bald eagle!

    Now where did I put that thing. . .
  • dangerousdumpling
    dangerousdumpling Posts: 1,109 Member
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    Finally!!!!! 20 pounds = an automobile tire!!!

    Now if only my ticker reflected that...
  • hardlygraceful
    hardlygraceful Posts: 30
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    I wish I could lose an Irish Settler. 0_0 I've only lost the average newborn.
  • gamblerpl1
    gamblerpl1 Posts: 21 Member
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    :smile:
  • nomayo
    nomayo Posts: 228
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    One more pound and I would have lost a cinder block :)
  • u_mad_bro
    u_mad_bro Posts: 42 Member
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    I don't get you people. If i had an elephant penis, I would never lose it. I would keep it above my bed to make all my sexual partners feel inadequate.
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
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    I lost my house keys once.

    Then I realized they were in my pocket.

    Maybe that's where you left your elephant's penis?
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    A mid-size microwave.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I've lost an average two year old. And that's quite a coincidence because once we lost my little brother at the mall when he was 2 and he grew up to be a "C" student so yeah, it's like the horoscopes, uncannily accurate!
  • JuliesZenpuppy7400
    JuliesZenpuppy7400 Posts: 127 Member
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    Woooowhoooo!!! 2 Bloodhounds!!!! And then some ;)
  • Breizier
    Breizier Posts: 221 Member
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    I lost a car tyre with MFP and an average 2yo with SW. I'm still going for the gold brick.
  • brookehe
    brookehe Posts: 413 Member
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    A bald eagle carrying a chihuahua and a sperm whale's brain (busy eagle!) :bigsmile:
  • Mag1913
    Mag1913 Posts: 21 Member
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    i've lost a cinder block...hoping for a gold brick :))
  • Misty2024
    Misty2024 Posts: 70 Member
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    Bump love the list
  • SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants
    SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants Posts: 474 Member
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    an elephants heart GROSS but YAY ME ;)
  • MySlimGoals
    MySlimGoals Posts: 753 Member
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    A mid-size microwave plus one guinea pig (not really a great combination!). I'm going for the gold brick ultimately!
  • Sil_76
    Sil_76 Posts: 46 Member
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    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
  • daisy79
    daisy79 Posts: 64 Member
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    I've lost a human head and a guinea pig

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