Weird/Funniest things you have seen at the Gym
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IMO you should only use weights that you can control all the time unless there is a spotter. dropping weights isnt only bad decorum (unless you're doing olympic competition lifts) but can also damage the floor and the weights themselves
For me it's not about control, it's more about the position I am in. I have control. I'm also talking about dumbells so maybe that's the difference. Oh well, decorum never has been my speciality :-)0 -
Me trying out Zumba for the first time.....funniest sight ever.
Just picture baby giraffe.0 -
seen this guy i guess supposed to be doing pushups.. his arms would go down about 2"'s then he would basically hump the ground and put his *kitten* way up in the air back at the starting point.
It sounds like he's doing a plank into a chataranga to upward dog or Cobra to down dog. It's a vinyasa flow movement (yoga), and not nearly as easy as it looks to do it with proper form.0 -
The bouncing boobs story made me die laughing!0
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IDK how funny this is, but I have a joint gym membership with my dad, so we work out together quite often. I'm sure all of you ladies know how there are so many weight machines that put you in positions with your legs open, behind in the air, cleavage showing, etc. and how guys put little effort into hiding their blatant staring and ogling. So while I'm on the machines, they are staring at me and my dad is glaring angrily at the guys staring. So awkward! I'm thinking of switching to my own gym. lol0
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IDK how funny this is, but I have a joint gym membership with my dad, so we work out together quite often. I'm sure all of you ladies know how there are so many weight machines that put you in positions with your legs open, behind in the air, cleavage showing, etc. and how guys put little effort into hiding their blatant staring and ogling. So while I'm on the machines, they are staring at me and my dad is glaring angrily at the guys staring. So awkward! I'm thinking of switching to my own gym. lol
Awww that's so sweet....and yet awkward at the same time lol0 -
A few from over the years but here's a few
1) Just last night there was a teeny bopper guy curling on a balance platform who lost his balance & came crashing down so loud that I heard him w/ my earbuds in which usually drowns everything out. Everyone was looking & chuckling because it was so loud. I just continued on just shaking my head.
2) The old guy who always gives unsolicited advise because 30 years ago he was a ski instructor, came up to me mid interval session on the treadmill to ask me how much I weigh because I was shaking the entire floor. This ticked me off at the time but is proof that I'm kicking azz in my workout.
3) At my old gym there was a lady on a stationary bike in front of a line of treadmills I was using. She was wearing black spandex cycling shorts. The way the sun was coming in the window as the sun set it was focused on her bum. In the sun you could see right through the shorts like they weren't there, I'm sure she didn't notice but I did notice that she didn't have any underwear.0 -
Very funny, bump for later.0
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IDK how funny this is, but I have a joint gym membership with my dad, so we work out together quite often. I'm sure all of you ladies know how there are so many weight machines that put you in positions with your legs open, behind in the air, cleavage showing, etc. and how guys put little effort into hiding their blatant staring and ogling. So while I'm on the machines, they are staring at me and my dad is glaring angrily at the guys staring. So awkward! I'm thinking of switching to my own gym. lol
my gym might be too far to commute
similarly a few guys were standing around and talking about the women in the zumba/pump class and saying this and that and everyone had a good, oh yea moment.
it was all fun and games until someone said something about the one guys daughter who is 19 and in that class.....0 -
So.. last night at the gym, it was pretty quiet being Sunday night, and I was in the corner quietly getting on with my squats and overhead presses.. it was impossible not to notice a young svelte blonde monopolising two guys in the weights section. She'd talk to them for 5 minutes, go off and do one exercise on the mats, come back, then they were trying to help her with the pullup machine.
Eventually they went over to the bench, and I almost dropped the bar because for one guy's first set she literally sat on his lap. I thought this was only something that happened in male fantasies (and seriously, with which part of his body was he trying to lift?!). She didn't try that stunt for the rest of the time they were on the bench.. but after I'd finished I went to stretch out and she was at the other end of the area. A few minutes later, the guy she'd sat on came over to 'help' her stretch. kneeling in her crotch. pushing one leg vertical over her head and the other flat on the floor. I left them to it..
Amazing!
Now don't quote me on this, but I was reading an article in my local newspaper about how women SHOULD sit on men's laps while they're doing arm/shoulder presses (free weights of course). The reasoning was that it increased the mans testosterone levels, pumped up his muscles, and ultimately made him work out harder and longer then if she wasn't sitting on his lap.
So you never know, maybe she was "helping" him out
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Guy on bike doing dumbbell curls with one arm only, I really couln't believe it.....0
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The weirdest thing I ever saw at the gym was a bunch of people minding their own business and working out.
Yeah, I really hope people aren't talking about me while i'm working out.
^ditto. This is why I work out at home.0 -
Just came from the Y. A moderately heavy set lady came in and was working on aleg machine of some sort. its a small Y and I noticed the smell of food, very strong. I look in the mirror and while she was working on the machine in one hand she had an egg mcmuffin and in the other hand she had hash browns........she probably calls that multi-tasking0
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Was this guy with her?Just came from the Y. A moderately heavy set lady came in and was working on aleg machine of some sort. its a small Y and I noticed the smell of food, very strong. I look in the mirror and while she was working on the machine in one hand she had an egg mcmuffin and in the other hand she had hash browns........she probably calls that multi-tasking
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Lady on treadmill in high heels.
I hope this is a joke0 -
I went with my sister to her gym one time and I saw like three different people wearing sandals and on various cardio machines. I'm pretty sure if I tried that I would wind up seriosuly injuring myself somehow.0
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I've seen a couple of people split their pants. One was a very heavy woman who was new to working out and didn't have workout clothes that fit, the other was a muscle bound gym rat who was trying to impress a girl. Guess which one I felt bad for.0
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During an exercise class, a fitness instructor sat on a physio ball and popped it.0
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Ah, I've just found this I wrote for a website a few years ago!!
It Takes All Sorts
So many different kinds of people inhabit Planet Earth. And most of the strange ones seem to inhabit our gym.
It can get very dull, working out. When you’re confined to the steps of an elliptical trainer for what feels like several days, even the little screen showing how many calories you’ve burnt fails to provide any entertainment (“Ooh look, seventy-eight. You know, it was seventy-seven a moment ago!”).
For some individuals – some of whom we’ll get onto later – this isn’t a problem. Staring down at the assortment of red dots that today is resembling several large hills will do just fine. If it doesn’t, then staring up at the TV screens showing many, many mostly-naked women writhing around (no, thank YOU, MTV Base) will. For the rest of us, neither of these things suffices, and we have to start looking around.
This is when it gets dangerous, because a gym contains other people. And inevitably, the human mind not quite above it yet, we begin to judge. Which is not difficult with cases like these:
1. ‘Walking Woman’. She walks for thirty minutes on one treadmill, gets off, has a drink, and then does another ten minutes on another treadmill. She always wears exactly the same clothes, never speaks to anyone and – here’s the really odd bit – wears dangly diamante earrings that wouldn’t look out of place on Sue Pollard. Actually, they would, because even Sue wouldn’t wear dangly earrings to the gym.
2. ‘Ms Bosoms’. We call her this because her (surgically-enhanced) chest is the only thing you really notice about her, until you notice that she’s dyed her hair bright orange.
3. ‘Steph*’. You would hope that a gym instructor would be marginally awake, in case of emergency, or at least to get the channel off those infernal mostly-naked women. This one, however, is so unaware of the world around her that we had this conversation:
STEPH: Have you got a sister?
ME: No?
STEPH: Because there’s someone who comes in who looks just like you. Where are you from?
ME: [My home town]
STEPH: Yeah, I think that’s where she’s from as well!
Believe me, it took a real leap to realise that she’d identified me as my own twin sister.
Of course, we’re not immune, and are probably pegged by others as ‘those bloody women who keep staring at us’. Which we don’t, of course. Much.
*Name changed very slightly to protect…oh, go on then, she’s innocent.0 -
Not seen but heard...HUGE meathead...earbuds in...music so loud you could hear it. Here he was doing 75 lb hammer curls with the grunt...*GRRAAAHHH*..*FART*...other arm...*GRAAAHHHH* *FART*...re-racks the weight but gets a final lift in before setting them on the rack...*GRRRRRRAAAAAHHHH*...*squeeky fart*
OMFG I almost died laughing, I had to leave the area!!!
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No, I take that back. During a pilates class I kept hearing someone's stomach bubbling really loud. I just shrugged it off as someone who was hungry. When the class was almost over, this woman got up with a quickness and bolted out the door. As I was leaving the class I saw the same woman coming out of the bathroom. When you gotta go you gotta go!0
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Maybe it's me but I just notice any of this stuff at my gym...maybe I'm just too much into my own workout, or maybe I need a new gym ;-)I occasionally see a guy running on the elliptical ma hine wearing a gas mask.
Odd indeeed to see but has advantages...
..."limits the amount of oxygen inhaled, causing hypoxia while they train, causing the blood to form more hemoglobin to be formed so the athlete can better utilize his muscles during aerobic activity..."0 -
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Saw an older (70ish) lady today full crazy bright makeup and a blouse on, on the treadmill, doing a very slow walk. Apparently she is there almost everyday in full clown. If you're working out, your makeup would drip from your face (that is if you feel the need to wear it, I don't see why you would, its a gym not a dating site) A slight kudos to her I guess I hope I can go to the gym at her age.0
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Nothing really all that weird. But some women get totally weirded out when I smell their bicycle seats or machine seats when they are done working out. Whatever. To each their own.0
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Now I'll admit I'm pretty new to the gym and no doubt people have had a good stare at the 300lb woman blowing like a steam training whilst bright red and sweating on the treadmill/ elliptical/ [insert any piece of gym kit here] but I was slightly taken aback by one young lady on the treadmill yesterday. She was doing HIIT training on the treadmill (and is obviously superfit!) but then slowed the treadmill down, upped the incline, jumped off the treadmill, dropped into a push up position with her hands on the floor and feet on the treadmill and started slowly walking her feet on the treadmill for about 3 mins. I'm struggling to understand the reasons (and am happy to be educated!)0
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I imagine other people would think it was me.
I listen to radio podcasts whilst running and laugh (comedy) or tut and harumph (politics and news) to myself.
I also use the hand antibacterial spray to wipe everything I touch, both before and after use (I don't have OCD - other people are just skanky).
I also take medication that makes me very thirsty so I usually get through a few bottles of water in an hour too.
I see women with elaborately pinned up hair and a facefull of slap in the swimming pool quite often, their bodies all contorted under the water in a desparate bid to keep their mascara from running. I would say 'who notices', but clearly I do...0 -
A guy running on the treadmill with a large glossy black and white photo of his pet pug placed on the front of the treadmill.
In the YMCA sauna, i walked in on two guys, one was giving the other one oral sex.
In the YMCA again, on the locker room floor lie a filthy pair of whitey tighties with the whole back side up the waist covered in feces.
Oh yes, in the sauna again, a guy with his balls strategically placed on a towel. he wasn't sitting on the towel, his balls were.
I've just snorted peppermint tea out of my nose (it burns!)
Your gym sounds more fun that mine...0
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