favorite movie one liner

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  • rose228822
    rose228822 Posts: 186 Member
    "this is strictly business" from the Godfather
  • SheriGuenther
    SheriGuenther Posts: 369
    "It's all fun and games 'til someone gets shot in the leg!" in Armegeddon (spoken by Ben Affleck)
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
    "This is my face deal with it"- Women
  • mitfam
    mitfam Posts: 18 Member
    Apologies if these are repeats:

    Dr Ian Malcolm: ..."But I say: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.
    Sattler: "Dinosaur eats man. Woman inherits the Earth." - Jurassic Park

    "Mummy's very angry...." Dr Ian Malcolm - Lost World - Jurassic Park

    "Oh yeah "Ooh, aah", that's how it always starts. But then there's running and screaming...." Dr Ian Malcolm - Lost World - Jurassic Park

    "If he'd just pay me what he's spending to make me stop robbing him, I'd stop robbing him." Butch Cassidy - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid


    Butch Cassidy: I'll jump first.
    Sundance Kid: Nope.
    Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first.
    Sundance Kid: No, I said!
    Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you?!
    Sundance: I can't swim!
    Butch Cassidy: [laughing] Why, you crazy — the fall'll probably kill ya! - Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
  • 2kidsandatrip
    2kidsandatrip Posts: 98 Member
    You got blinders on to the world! - Speed
  • SheriGuenther
    SheriGuenther Posts: 369
    "We've got cows." in Twister (spoken by Helen Hunt)
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    "When what's left of you gets around to what's left to be gotten, what's left to be gotten won't be worth getting, whatever it is you've got left." Danny Kaye as Phil Davis in "White Christmas"
  • aNewYear123
    aNewYear123 Posts: 279 Member
    I was raised to be charming, not sincere - Into the Woods

    only bad witches are ugly - Wizard of Oz
  • DanIsACyclingFool
    DanIsACyclingFool Posts: 417 Member
    "Jack can't talk Thai!"

    "Oh, yes, Dina. Jack CAN talk Thai. Jack talk Thai REAL well."
  • Bertjo44
    Bertjo44 Posts: 4 Member
    Dying ain't much of a living boy. - Outlaw Josey Wales
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    DEA - "Benny...bring me everyone."
    BENNY - "What do you mean, 'everyone'?"
    DEA - "EEEEEVERRRYYYYOOOOONNNNE!"

    Léon the Professional

    http://youtu.be/MrTsuvykUZk
  • sparkly86
    sparkly86 Posts: 520 Member
    I wrote you 365 letters. I wrote you everyday for a year...
    Noah, The Notebook.
  • FoTime
    FoTime Posts: 21
    True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

    Mitch - Old School
  • zrmac804
    zrmac804 Posts: 369 Member
    "Those aren't pillows!!!!!" from Planes, Trains and Automobiles
  • _G4BR13L_
    _G4BR13L_ Posts: 131 Member
    "I don’t need luck. I don’t want it. I’ve always had to struggle and fight, and that’s made me who I am. It's made me STRONG.”
  • SheriGuenther
    SheriGuenther Posts: 369
    "Say what one more time." Said by Samuel L. Jackson's character in Pulp Fiction.
  • tallvesl99
    tallvesl99 Posts: 231 Member
    Soooo...did we practice safe sex? --- Stakeout!
  • Hazeltree85
    Hazeltree85 Posts: 7
    "F*** me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?" - Heather Chandler in Heathers.
  • sarahsedai
    sarahsedai Posts: 273 Member
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. The Princess Bride

    :drinker:
  • Hawkeye_74
    Hawkeye_74 Posts: 205 Member
    "TWO DOLLARS" *Better Off Dead.
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    I am cursed with a goofy sense of humour. Most of my favourite lines come from movies like Tropic Thunder.. lol

    Kevin Sandusky: Don't drink that water! That water's like a petri dish! Alpa, do you have any Booty Sweat?
    Alpa Chino: Drink Booty Sweat, baby! Drink Booty Sweat!
    Kirk Lazarus: [mockingly] Yeah, get him chuggin' on some of Alpa's *kitten*-water. That'll bring him around, it's a cure-all...
  • Hadabetter
    Hadabetter Posts: 942 Member
    Son, you got a panty on your head. "Raising Arizona"
  • dgb26
    dgb26 Posts: 77
    One of the great movies!!! BETTER OFF DEAD

    "Sorry I blew up your mom Ricky"
    And
    "I think I just froze the left half of my brain!"
  • Mydnyte_Ryder
    Mydnyte_Ryder Posts: 248 Member
    There are so many good ones...

    "You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bulls *kitten*, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?" - Tommy Boy

    "I'm the guy that does his job, you must be the other guy" - The Departed

    "Sheriff, do the letters F O mean anything to you? - Smokey and the Bandit
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    "As far back as I can remember, i always wanted to be a gangster.." , Goodfellas.
  • marcimlarson
    marcimlarson Posts: 54
    'We were on our way to Barstow, when the DRUGS began to take HOLD..." - FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
  • kbeckley11
    kbeckley11 Posts: 203 Member
    "You broke my heart Fredo" Al Pacino in The Godfather II
    "You're only alive because I didn't kill you" Kevin Spacey in Seven
    "You want me to suck his d***?!?...Ooohhh, who the f*** is d***!" The guy who played Balki in True Romance

    Edit to say that he didn't play Balki in True Romance, but he played Balki in Perfect Strangers, and was in the movie True Romance.
  • CMB1979
    CMB1979 Posts: 588 Member
    Clueless:

    While playing tennis.

    Girl A. My plastic surgeon doesn't want me to do any activity where balls are flying at my face!
    Girl B. Well, there goes your social life!
  • Takes2long
    Takes2long Posts: 367 Member
    "I was talkin ta god in da two-holer, eh" Ecanaba in da Moonlight
  • BobbieInCA
    BobbieInCA Posts: 102 Member
    Two: "I'll have what she's having" When Harry met Sally
    and: "Nobody's perfect" Some Like It Hot

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