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If the person above you stalked you everyday
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Haha! I would take you to causality due to your current state being absence of head
Ask her to be my nurse in the casualty!0 -
I would stalk you back, just so we can get stuck in this weird stalking battle with no forseeable ending. It would be like Spy Vs Spy but creepier.0
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Grab his left nipple with my teeth.0
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make a nippular train0
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Show off my caboose0
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Find a secluded corner.....0
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snog in that corner!0
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Tell him to stop hiding and come on inside.0
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lets hang out0
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invite you in0
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ask if you'd like to go get coffee0
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wonder if I was the one in the parallel universe...0
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Would think he was in the Navy...0
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I would feel safe0
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..leave door unlocked0
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Invite him in for kibble and bits... and some petting0
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rub all of her favorite spots to ecstatic spastic leg kicks0
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Leave the Curtains Open...... wide...0
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I'd have to spank her for being a naughty girl0
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I would let them know that I've never done the group thing,,,,but hey you only once.0
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grab me a cigar and get some jack0
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invite him in for a protein shake0
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Ask him to make me a smoothie.0
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I wouldnt mind0
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I wouldnt mind
She'd stop after about the third time of watching me *kitten*.0 -
Stalking is very time consuming and I have seen her schedule.She has no time on her hands only lotion lol0
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I would ask him why lol0
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I would certainly enjoy it.0
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That'd be OK with me.
Note to person below.... what do you mean IF?0
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