Tell me your Secrets

SoViLicious
SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
in Chit-Chat
Since the News Feed is down I am giving you the opportunity to tell me,a totally trustworthy stranger all your secrets. Don't worry, I will not make your identity known (unless you want me to). So go ahead, tell me your dirty little secret! Send via PM.
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  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I'm really a man!!








    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    perfect that's how ive always wanted you!
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    I ate dirty today..........and I LIKED it! :devil:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I have a shallow pallete and a terrible gag reflex and would nake an awful gay man.
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    I would totally go gay for Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds.

    zkR5pkM.gif
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I'm really a man!!








    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    A man with boobs and that hot body? Would. Bang. So hard.
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
    I ate dirty today..........and I LIKED it! :devil:

    I got kind of turned on by this.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I have a shallow pallete and a terrible gag reflex and would nake an awful gay man.

    I feel deceived by the rainbow hat!!
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I'm really married. I was stupid when I was 19. We just never got around to paying for a divorce. Alcohol makes for bad judgment.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I would totally go gay for Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds.

    zkR5pkM.gif

    Can I join you?
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I'm really married. I was stupid when I was 19. We just never got around to paying fir a divorce. Alcohol makes for bad judgment.

    Sooo... We can't have sex now? 'Cause I was looking forward to that.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I'm really a man!!


    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    A man with boobs and that hot body? Would. Bang. So hard.

    Let's do this!!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I'm really a man!!


    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    A man with boobs and that hot body? Would. Bang. So hard.

    Let's do this!!

    Boxing kitteh, you down for a threesome?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I'm really married. I was stupid when I was 19. We just never got around to paying fir a divorce. Alcohol makes for bad judgment.

    Sooo... We can't have sex now? 'Cause I was looking forward to that.
    Um, I'm allowed to bang all teh kittehs! Prenuptial said I can sloot it up with all the women.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'm really a man!!


    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    A man with boobs and that hot body? Would. Bang. So hard.

    Let's do this!!

    Boxing kitteh, you down for a threesome?

    Wait! I need to grab my camera....
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    I would totally go gay for Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds.

    zkR5pkM.gif

    Can I join you?
    Only if you're okay with that making me the happiest man in the world?
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I'm really a man!!


    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    A man with boobs and that hot body? Would. Bang. So hard.

    Let's do this!!

    Boxing kitteh, you down for a threesome?
    Would bang, up against the wall so hard!

    In. So in.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    I am really a 25 year old female who writes dear diary posts like a 14 year old on MFP looking for love advice from strangers on the internet
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    I'm really a man!!


    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    A man with boobs and that hot body? Would. Bang. So hard.

    Let's do this!!

    Boxing kitteh, you down for a threesome?

    Wait! I need to grab my camera....

    I'll get the Nutella! Good thing both Catrina and I are already pants-less.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I'm not a saint -whistles-
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'm really a man!!


    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    A man with boobs and that hot body? Would. Bang. So hard.

    Let's do this!!

    Boxing kitteh, you down for a threesome?

    Wait! I need to grab my camera....

    I'll get the Nutella! Good thing both Catrina and I are already pants-less.

    Looks like I'm going to need 2 cameras. And a spoon.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Sovi, we destroyed your thread! I sowwy. Can I have make up sex with you?
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    I am really a 25 year old female who writes dear diary posts like a 14 year old on MFP looking for love advice from strangers on the internet

    Come.. lay on my boobs tell me whats wrong.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    I'm really a man!!


    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    A man with boobs and that hot body? Would. Bang. So hard.

    Let's do this!!

    Boxing kitteh, you down for a threesome?

    Wait! I need to grab my camera....

    I'll get the Nutella! Good thing both Catrina and I are already pants-less.

    Looks like I'm going to need 2 cameras. And a spoon.
    Mmmmm, fresh meat.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    i watched porn the other night.
  • AnaWreksya
    AnaWreksya Posts: 3
    I love porn. Rape porn.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Sovi, we destroyed your thread! I sowwy. Can I have make up sex with you?

    In for the make-up sex!!!!


    Lets have Gif sex!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Looks like I'm going to need 2 cameras. And a spoon.

    No spoon needed. We will be licking it all off.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
    I have a shallow pallete and a terrible gag reflex and would nake an awful gay man.

    I feel deceived by the rainbow hat!!
    he is an awful gay man u.u
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
    I shave my toes. (I'm a hairy *****.)

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