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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    I'm really a man!!


    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    A man with boobs and that hot body? Would. Bang. So hard.

    Let's do this!!

    Boxing kitteh, you down for a threesome?

    Wait! I need to grab my camera....

    I'll get the Nutella! Good thing both Catrina and I are already pants-less.

    Looks like I'm going to need 2 cameras. And a spoon.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    Sovi, we destroyed your thread! I sowwy. Can I have make up sex with you?
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    I am really a 25 year old female who writes dear diary posts like a 14 year old on MFP looking for love advice from strangers on the internet

    Come.. lay on my boobs tell me whats wrong.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    I'm really a man!!


    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    A man with boobs and that hot body? Would. Bang. So hard.

    Let's do this!!

    Boxing kitteh, you down for a threesome?

    Wait! I need to grab my camera....

    I'll get the Nutella! Good thing both Catrina and I are already pants-less.

    Looks like I'm going to need 2 cameras. And a spoon.
    Mmmmm, fresh meat.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    i watched porn the other night.
  • AnaWreksya
    AnaWreksya Posts: 3
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    I love porn. Rape porn.
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
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    Sovi, we destroyed your thread! I sowwy. Can I have make up sex with you?

    In for the make-up sex!!!!


    Lets have Gif sex!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    Looks like I'm going to need 2 cameras. And a spoon.

    No spoon needed. We will be licking it all off.
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I have a shallow pallete and a terrible gag reflex and would nake an awful gay man.

    I feel deceived by the rainbow hat!!
    he is an awful gay man u.u
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    I shave my toes. (I'm a hairy *****.)
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    I would totally go gay for Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds.

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    Can I join you?
    Only if you're okay with that making me the happiest man in the world?

    Ehhhhh.....I think I could live with that!
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    i watched porn the other night.
    you do that every night, I watch you from your window
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    I'm really a man!!








    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    Well this ruins a lot for me...
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I am really a 25 year old female who writes dear diary posts like a 14 year old on MFP looking for love advice from strangers on the internet
    well your topless pics are great
  • RodSuarez
    RodSuarez Posts: 6,309 Member
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    I'm really a man!!

    Oh!! Shiitt!! Was I supposed to PM that?

    Well this ruins a lot for me...
    that's what she said
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    i watched porn the other night.
    you do that every night, I watch you from your window

    i know you are there, that is why i do it.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    NOOOOOOO!!!!

    I can't see the GIFs from work! :grumble:
  • ChaseMeier
    ChaseMeier Posts: 52
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    I am a sex addict. :sad:
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
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    Ehhhhh.....I think I could live with that!

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