Movies that make you say "WTF did I just watch??"

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  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    Most indie films.

    I can't for the life of me remember the name of it, but I decided to watch some movie about this kid that lived with his mother. He was gay and his mom kept trying to turn him straight by having sex with him/around him. One day, she have him a handy and after the big shebang, he murdered her. He then ordered some Chinese take out and then called the police to report the murder. They found him eating some pad Thai looking stuff next to her bloody corpse like, "lolwut." Perfectly calm. Cut. Credits.

    I have NO IDEA why I sat through the entire movie.
  • xinit0
    xinit0 Posts: 310 Member
    Splice

    I knew going in that it was a film starring Sarah Polley, so my expectations were already extremely low.

    I was STILL disappointed.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    Cloud Atlas....it's 3 very long hours of WTF am I watching!!!!

    I just bought this movie. It's INCREDIBLE. What didn't you get? o_O
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    PAPERBOY WITH JOHN CUSAK AND NICOLE KIDMAN... SERIOUSLY MESSED ME UP

    REVENGE FOR JOLLY
  • samanthajade124
    samanthajade124 Posts: 217 Member
    Where the Wild Things Are

    Just watched it this last weekend, and after I finished it I literally snapped the DVD into pieces. Wouldn't EVER recommend it to anyone.
  • Pangea250
    Pangea250 Posts: 965 Member
    Maniac with Elijah Wood. It was really bad.
  • 257_Lag
    257_Lag Posts: 1,249 Member
    Lars and the Real Girl.


    Weird premise.

    Did you give Lars and the Real Girl some time? It is in my top 10 of all time.
  • krislyn84
    krislyn84 Posts: 337 Member
    Killer Joe was very WTF. I can't look at Matthew McConaughey the same way now.

    The worst was Rampart. The whole movie is just a bunch of pointless scenes strung together with zero point. Complete mess.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    How anyone can dislike a Darren Aronofsky film is beyond me! The man is a genius.

    I am so disappoint right now. Gotta stop reading. :grumble:
  • curvysunshine
    curvysunshine Posts: 35 Member
    I just watched The Pledge with Jack Nicholson last night. I was so pissed by the end I wanted to put my foot through the tv. Slow pacing, bizarre character choices, bull**** ending. Hate!
  • lilmissmanx
    lilmissmanx Posts: 81 Member
    No Country For Old Men. It just ends, really abruptly. I read the book, and that does the same. Theres a few hours of my life i won't get back
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    Those that mentioned Vanilla Sky... I feel your pain. Total WTF
  • WalkingMermaid_
    WalkingMermaid_ Posts: 205 Member
    'I Spit On Your Grave' ...Now that was some f***ed up viewing :noway:
  • Valqis
    Valqis Posts: 1,016 Member
    Cloud Atlas....it's 3 very long hours of WTF am I watching!!!!

    I just bought this movie. It's INCREDIBLE. What didn't you get? o_O

    I LOVED Cloud Atlas... have it on my Christmas movie list....

    WHY has NO ONE Mentioned Jack and Jill?
  • brandynot
    brandynot Posts: 88 Member
    'I Spit On Your Grave' ...Now that was some f***ed up viewing :noway:

    It was indeed a f**ed up craaaaaaazy storyline...but you MUST admit that chick got the revenge of life on them dudes!

    I cant see how people come up with these storylines! They have to be partially demented themselves. SMH
  • Joreanasaurous
    Joreanasaurous Posts: 1,384 Member
    How anyone can dislike a Darren Aronofsky film is beyond me! The man is a genius.

    I am so disappoint right now. Gotta stop reading. :grumble:

    I think the issue with his movies, for me at least, so you have to be in a very specific frame of mind to watch them. Same with David Lynch.
  • DanOhh
    DanOhh Posts: 1,806 Member
    How could I forget "The Happening" or "Battlefield Earth". WTF were they thining?
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    there were only ever two movies that had NO redeeming qualities and NO logic as far as i've seen:

    Blair Witch Project

    and

    Brazil.

    there just aren't words for the WTFedness of those two.
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    How could I forget "The Happening" or "Battlefield Earth". WTF were they thining?

    LOL @ The Happening. What a steaming pile. Good call.
  • CanuckLove
    CanuckLove Posts: 673 Member
    Poultrygeist.. Yes.. Zombie chickens. I love cheesy horror movies (really bad ones) but this one was so awful. It was even a musical. A MUSICAL. lol I can't even make it through the first 30 minutes
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    'I Spit On Your Grave' ...Now that was some f***ed up viewing :noway:

    It was indeed a f**ed up craaaaaaazy storyline...but you MUST admit that chick got the revenge of life on them dudes!

    I cant see how people come up with these storylines! They have to be partially demented themselves. SMH

    The original or the remake?
  • Cheeky_0102
    Cheeky_0102 Posts: 408 Member
    Pretty much anything on Canadian Netflix
  • BoomstickChick
    BoomstickChick Posts: 428 Member
    I feel this way about 90% of "horror" movies on Netflix. Of course, once I start watching; I can't stop. Then at the end I feel like I wasted 90 minutes of my life.
  • norahwynn
    norahwynn Posts: 862 Member
    WTF/Horrible: Water World with Kevin Costner. i actually fell asleep during the movie. In the theater. It was embarrassing

    WTF/Amazing: World War Z with Brad Pitt. That is probably one of the best movies I've seen in a long time!

    WTF/ Disturbing: The Purge with Ethan Hawke. it was just disturbing...very, very disturbing.
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    For those saying Idiocracy... er, did you not get it?
  • charlene1873
    charlene1873 Posts: 263
    'Teeth' the worst film ever made! Obviously never read the bio on it and decided to watch it with my 16 year old cousin and we were both so horrified we sat in silence too embarrassed to look at each other or turn it off! Avoid!!
  • spectralmoon
    spectralmoon Posts: 1,179 Member
    Dragon Wars is worse than Teeth. ^
  • xinit0
    xinit0 Posts: 310 Member
    WHY has NO ONE Mentioned Jack and Jill?

    Nobody in their right mind has seen it? :D
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    How anyone can dislike a Darren Aronofsky film is beyond me! The man is a genius.

    I am so disappoint right now. Gotta stop reading. :grumble:

    I think the issue with his movies, for me at least, so you have to be in a very specific frame of mind to watch them. Same with David Lynch.

    I guess that's a fair outlook. However, I prefer to think of it like Aronofsky chooses an emotion to portray, and he blasts it full steam. If you're not in that frame of mind, he'll root around in your brain 'til you are. He makes it all so relateable.

    I dunno. I frigging love the man. Lynch has my heart, too.

    Coen brothers, I admit, are hit and miss with me. Burn After Reading was a serious WTF movie for me. Fargo, No Country For Old Men, The Big Lebowski, True Grit, O Brother Where Art Thou?...cinematic gold.
  • charlene1873
    charlene1873 Posts: 263
    I haven't seen Dragon Wars but I'd have to say The Human Centipede is high up on that list too.
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