OT: worst/most unbelievable line you have ever heard...
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Once I was wearing my POW/MIA shirt and this little redneck woman walked up to me and was like, 'I like that shirt.'
I responded by smiling and saying 'Thanks, my uncles best friend in Vietnam ended up MIA so I wear it in tribute to him.'
She said, 'I know what that means too, Prisoner of War/Missing in Action, see I told you I knew what it meant.' About that time she kinda leans against my car (I was getting gas) and was like 'I would be your prisoner....your prisoner of love...'
I was like :noway:
I kinda laughed and said, 'Uhm, haha, thanks'
She then proceeded to bend over and shake her butt at me (tight redneck jeans and all) and was like 'Come on muscles, I showed you mine, now you show me yours...' then she slapped me on the butt. At this point I nervously laughed and got back in my car. She blew me a kiss and was like, 'I'll be around here all afternoon if you change your mind...'
I hastily drove away. :huh:
I didn't know Shannon had visited NC!
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"I'll let you buy me a beer if I can guess your bra size." :indifferent:
Nice try, Soup Nazi!!!
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I think you got me confused with fatsis.:embarassed:
Not again!!!
Any one know how to un-send a PM???
AHAHAHA!0 -
Once I was wearing my POW/MIA shirt and this little redneck woman walked up to me and was like, 'I like that shirt.'
I responded by smiling and saying 'Thanks, my uncles best friend in Vietnam ended up MIA so I wear it in tribute to him.'
She said, 'I know what that means too, Prisoner of War/Missing in Action, see I told you I knew what it meant.' About that time she kinda leans against my car (I was getting gas) and was like 'I would be your prisoner....your prisoner of love...'
I was like :noway:
I kinda laughed and said, 'Uhm, haha, thanks'
She then proceeded to bend over and shake her butt at me (tight redneck jeans and all) and was like 'Come on muscles, I showed you mine, now you show me yours...' then she slapped me on the butt. At this point I nervously laughed and got back in my car. She blew me a kiss and was like, 'I'll be around here all afternoon if you change your mind...'
I hastily drove away. :huh:
I didn't know Shannon had visited NC!
hrmpf! Shows how much YOU know. I've only passed through there getting gas once.
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My hubby put my cell phone number on some survey thing he filled out online, anyway I started getting dating tip text messages . My fave line was " Hey baby, I've got a mouth full of skittles , wanna taste the rainbow?" hehe it is so rediculous it makes me giggle like a nut.0
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"Can I take you home and r@pe you?"
I was so scared!0 -
"Can I take you home and r@pe you?"
I was so scared!
What a jacka$$!!! I hope he married Lorena Bobbit's meaner sister!0 -
"Can I take you home and r@pe you?"
I was so scared!
What a jacka$$!!! I hope he married Lorena Bobbit's meaner sister!
And it's guys like that, that make me want to go back into Law Enforcement...
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"Can I take you home and r@pe you?"
I was so scared!
What a jacka$$!!! I hope he married Lorena Bobbit's meaner sister!
And it's guys like that, that make me want to go back into Law Enforcement...
rotflmao! :flowerforyou:0 -
"Can I take you home and r@pe you?"
I was so scared!
What a jacka$$!!! I hope he married Lorena Bobbit's meaner sister!
lmao!
I actually think he ended up in jail, not sure why and I don't care to know. :indifferent:
I'm sure he's got a big nice "girlfriend" up in the joint. lol0 -
Hey....wanna f***??!! yep, really. my reply? yes, but not with you. :glasses:
turned out he was a friend of someone I knew and I learned he asked that question hundreds of times a week, and had a 10% batting average. he figured he was willing to get shot down 90 times to score 10. what a dope. and hold on to your hats ladies hes still single. :laugh:0 -
"How do you like your eggs?" pathetic huh!!!!!
I was gonna say unfertilized! :laugh:
how bout, "nice shoes, wanna fu#k?" :flowerforyou:0 -
The worst line I ever heard was from a country song: "If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me!?"
The worst part is: I was 15 and he was in his 50's. YUCK!!!0 -
"How do you like your eggs?" pathetic huh!!!!!
unfertilized!!!!
OMG, I am now crying from laughter.....:sad: :sad: :sad: :noway: :noway: :noway:0 -
OK, this one has to take the cake!!!!
Had a girls night out for my 30th.
Two guys walked in together.
About a hour into my "girls", he walks over and says, "why do women hold their hats across their chests when they line dance?" Then he waited a sec and said," with your rack, I bet your hat could stay up with out hands"
I laughed so hard, I actuall had beer come out of my nose, he got the hint and walked away.
Later his friend came up to me and actually tried to see why I would not go out with his friend, and when I laughed and told him to get lost, his line was, "well, you must really just be gay!".
OMG, the laughter was so loud, the place got quite!!!!
I have a was of being sarcastic with saying a word!!!0
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