Let's be honest...

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  • MorbidMander
    MorbidMander Posts: 349 Member
    Haha, this topic is hilarious! My boyfriend and I are currently long distance, so when we are together.. I've only accidentally.. farted once in front of him, and that was basically his fault for tickling me. But that was like more than a year ago. He visited me again a little over a week ago, and he has never had a problem farting around me. And then trying to fan his fart in my direction--ah, he is so classy <33 My love.

    Which when we were just friends, (which was for 6 years before we were "together") I found odd since none of my friends ever farted in front of me, lol. But now that we're dating, he says I won't truly love him until I can fart comfortably around him. He says he'd laugh and I know he would but.. I suppose it'll be easier to do once we're living together. l just can't make myself do it, and I was sad to see him go back home, but glad I no longer had to hold my farts in so long around him it'd cause me pain, lol.
  • pattya925
    pattya925 Posts: 398
    I grew up in a house of eight girls and we all pretended like nothing happened when my Dad let one rumble....seriously just felt like the earth moved a bit but no sound.

    So when my husband would announce with great pride and then let one rip I was a bit shocked. But I got used to it. I would try to suppress but yeah...pregnant? Practically every time you move.

    I never experienced the 'oops' fart whilst pregnant. I have heard it happens often...
    8 months pregnant in college, I was sitting on the floor in class, I had to roll onto my knees to get up because my belly was so huge... I let one rip so loud, I fell over laughing, and then I about suffocated from the smell. It cleared the room :blushing:

    bwwwwwwwwwwhahahaha!!!
  • tootchute
    tootchute Posts: 392 Member
    I fart all the time, my husband seen me give birth there is no reason a fart would throw him off.
  • StrongAndHealthyMommy
    StrongAndHealthyMommy Posts: 1,255 Member
    yeah.... we even make jokes about it, when we have Mexican food, we have a fart war LOL... we can get gross
  • AlongCame_Molly
    AlongCame_Molly Posts: 2,835 Member
    I fart all the time, my husband seen me give birth there is no reason a fart would throw him off.

    YUP. Somehow pooping on the delivery table seems to put other bodily functions into perspective. :laugh:
  • vienna_h
    vienna_h Posts: 428 Member
    I once convinced a bf that it was physically impossible for women to fart. He bought it. then one day, months later, out of the blue, he says " wait a minute... my mom farts ALL THE TIME, you lied!!! WOMEN CAN FART!!!!"

    LOL

    My farts are 99.9% silent and non-smelling, I can get away with farting all the time, but I pretend to be grossed out when a guy farts.

    What I find truly disgusting though is burping. I can't burp, no one in my family burps, I find it so gross, like mouth farts coming from your face. If my guy burps around me, there will be no intimacy for the next 12 hours. I cannot get close to a mouth that farts. yuck.
  • tootchute
    tootchute Posts: 392 Member
    I fart all the time, my husband seen me give birth there is no reason a fart would throw him off.

    YUP. Somehow pooping on the delivery table seems to put other bodily functions into perspective. :laugh:

    Ain't it the truth if he seen that, then everything is is okay
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    Only if I'm 1000% sure it's silent.
  • 2stepscloser
    2stepscloser Posts: 2,900 Member
    Only if I'm 1000% sure it's silent.

    Lol, the harder I try to make it silent, the louder it is. :laugh:
  • stephen4232
    stephen4232 Posts: 1,583 Member
    ooh yes, no hiding in our house!
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
    Me and my significant other actually kiss each other when we fart. :laugh:

    naw cute
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
    Nope. At least not intentionally. If I have to do that I go in the bathroom.
  • sstan03
    sstan03 Posts: 102
    This has to be the best topic yet....I have been lmao! Yes, we do and we have been married for over 21 years. She has passed her skills on to our daughter. They both out do me, it is so embarrassing, I am supposed to be the loud smelly one!!!
  • stephen4232
    stephen4232 Posts: 1,583 Member
    I've always been the farter in my relationships

    I take after my dad....

    My kind of girl! :-)
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    My farts are 99.9% silent and non-smelling, I can get away with farting all the time, but I pretend to be grossed out when a guy farts.

    What I find truly disgusting though is burping. I can't burp, no one in my family burps, I find it so gross, like mouth farts coming from your face. If my guy burps around me, there will be no intimacy for the next 12 hours. I cannot get close to a mouth that farts. yuck.

    First, see a doctor to get your nose and ears checked out. :bigsmile:

    burping is not the same as farting. A burp is not gas from digesting food that has passed through your colon, its more like trapped air from swallowing air with your food.
  • legreene515
    legreene515 Posts: 276 Member
    A coworker was telling me today that she and her husband have never farted in front of each other (and they've been married 20 years). If they have to do it, they go to the bathroom. WTH? So be honest, do you fart in front of your significant other?

    WHAT? That's crazy! There's something MISSING in their relationship. LOL. Of course I fart in front of my husband. I have two little boys who think it's hilarious!
  • iceqieen
    iceqieen Posts: 862 Member
    A coworker was telling me today that she and her husband have never farted in front of each other (and they've been married 20 years). If they have to do it, they go to the bathroom. WTH? So be honest, do you fart in front of your significant other?

    Yes.. sometimes he wishes I didnt cause of the stink :P but he makes sure to repay it
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,585 Member
    I know my husband is properly awake in the morning because he farts, whether I'm there or not (yes, they're loud enough to hear from another room). I have no issue with farting in front of him either.
  • dennik15
    dennik15 Posts: 97 Member
    I fart all the time, my husband seen me give birth there is no reason a fart would throw him off.

    YUP. Somehow pooping on the delivery table seems to put other bodily functions into perspective. :laugh:

    Ain't it the truth if he seen that, then everything is is okay

    Of course we do, though mine are typically quiet and his could wake the dead. Although, my eldest son is now the king when it comes to that. They are long, loud, and NASTY. But he's a teenager and eats non-stop, I expect (hope) they'll get better before he has to try to convince some poor girl to live with him.

    On the pregnancy gas side of things...I accidentally farted when the poor nurse was putting the catheter in for my second c-section. I was trying to hold it in but she told me I had to relax so she could get it in...well, guess what happens when you relax? I was beyond mortified and she just smiled and said "no worries, happens all the time" :blushing:
  • ZealousMissJJ
    ZealousMissJJ Posts: 454 Member
    I fart. All. The. Time. Last night, for example, he wrapped his arms around me from behind, kissed me on the neck, and I farted on him. Oops...

    Hahahaha.. You rock :)
  • Mutterz
    Mutterz Posts: 31 Member
    I nearly killed a waitress last night, think my stomachs up the creek :s
  • austnorm
    austnorm Posts: 2
    Women dont break wind as often as men. They are rarely ever quiet enough to build up the pressure required
  • SkinnyMsFitness
    SkinnyMsFitness Posts: 389 Member
    haha...Have been for 11+ yrs...lol. And sometimes we compete with one another. Hate to be judgmental, but if you can't fart in front of your intimate partner...are you really comfortable with them? I'll be damned if I'm going to the bathroom every time!
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,412 Member
    Women dont break wind as often as men. They are rarely ever quiet enough to build up the pressure required
    LMAO
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    I fart. If you happen to be around, too bad for you. My wife does the same. If she has french onion soup, I'll find any reason to be in the garage. All night. She's a stinker.
  • lauren3101
    lauren3101 Posts: 1,853 Member
    Yes. And we describe our poos in vivid and horribly unnecessary detail to each other.
  • Scarlett_Belle
    Scarlett_Belle Posts: 145 Member
    MY SO does it ALL the time. And I can tell something is going on when I hear him trying to supress his laugh and then says it's cause he loves me :sick: After that happening so many times I just let one rip right at him . . . he high fived me :drinker: It's true love *sigh* :love:
  • SkinnyMsFitness
    SkinnyMsFitness Posts: 389 Member
    Can I add that some men do think farting is a turn on!!!
  • SkinnyMsFitness
    SkinnyMsFitness Posts: 389 Member
    MY SO does it ALL the time. And I can tell something is going on when I hear him trying to supress his laugh and then says it's cause he loves me :sick: After that happening so many times I just let one rip right at him . . . he high fived me :drinker: It's true love *sigh* :love:

    haha!! Mine was "proud of me" the first time I farted too!! Fun times!
  • CubicCutie
    CubicCutie Posts: 53
    I actually have a friend from many years ago who claims that she doesn't fart AT ALL! ever! This coming from a reasonably intelligent person - well maybe not.

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