Sharing my awful tragedy with you guys [PIC HEAVY]

Options
BathtubBadger
BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
I met him by chance. I was at the supermarket, just a normal day.
He was surrounded by many others that looked like him, but he was special. I can honestly say he gained my heart with his perfect smile.

3F8XP.jpg

I asked his name. "Melon", he answered with the deepest, sexiest voice I had ever heard.
"Melon", I repeated, savoring the sound with my palate... Oh, Melon... Lovely luscious lips, lively smile and luring complexion. I love you.
I took him home. We talked and laughed over a few beers.

3F8Zk.jpg

It was getting late, so I invited him to bed. I shall keep you guys from torrid details, but I knew we were meant to be when I woke up and saw him there, smiling affectionately at me.

3F91A.jpg

We spent the best days of our lives together. We had fun at the pool, and he'd sing while I played. I was imprinted with the deepest sense of compatibility.

3F93J.jpg

3F95J.jpg

But one thing was starting to make me lose my nights. Melon was aging so much faster than me... I shared my concerns with him. He didn't have much energy to follow me around with my shenanigans anymore.

3F971.jpg

He surprised me one morning with a tired kiss. He looked deeply into my eyes and said: "Honey, you'll have to eat me". I understood immediately.
Melon's days were close to an end. If I wanted to keep part of him eternally sheltered inside me, I'd have to eat him. So I made it clean and fast, and apologised with teary eyes.

3F99s.jpg

So I ate him. Entirely, at once, with a spoon.

3F9aA.jpg

There was nothing left of Melon but the shell that once contained the sweet soul of my lover. An empty body. A void that matched that one in my heart.

3F9c9.jpg

Melon always told me he grew up in a farm, where he could roll around in the fresh soil all day with his siblings. "From soil, to soil", I thought. Shall your cycle be complete, honeydew.

3F9d1.jpg
«1345

Replies

  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,983 Member
    Options
    It's what he wanted. Pours a beer in memory*

    *poured into my mouth counts, right?
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Options
    *sniffle*
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    Options
    LMAO... the plant at the end was pure genius!
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Options
    That made me cry. Now my day is ruined!!!
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
    Options
    It's what he wanted. Pours a beer in memory*

    *poured into my mouth counts, right?

    :sad: Thank you. Now I need to wash my soul from all the sadness. With more beer.
  • lesspaul
    lesspaul Posts: 190 Member
    Options
    I love it when girls post pictures of their melon.

    PS: Brilliant.
  • TeachTheGirl
    TeachTheGirl Posts: 2,091 Member
    Options
    Still a better love story than...you know the rest.
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
    Options
    pour a little bit of beer onto the soil of the earth, for all your dead homies.
  • mooookie
    mooookie Posts: 22
    Options
    Can you try to meet a new melon?... maybe at a new store? Maybe a different color?
  • Pipenny
    Pipenny Posts: 27 Member
    Options
    I am sorry for your loss! :flowerforyou:
  • Scott46617
    Scott46617 Posts: 23
    Options
    He was a mouth breather anyway...did he snore?
  • krouse83
    krouse83 Posts: 182 Member
    Options
    Hilarious! Err I mean I'm so sorry about your loss!
  • Maddalen101
    Maddalen101 Posts: 307 Member
    Options
    That was so cute. Thanks!
  • Beckyloo80
    Beckyloo80 Posts: 1,088 Member
    Options
    so touching. sorry for your loss. May you find love again.
  • lorettasnewbeginning
    Options
    well done!
  • chelledawg14
    chelledawg14 Posts: 509 Member
    Options
    Love this!!
  • missjojo31
    missjojo31 Posts: 150
    Options
    lol, thanks for this!
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    Options
    :cry:

    I hope time eases your pain.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
    Options
    lol. Cute!

    But wow, you have LOTS of time, methinks.
  • Brie4me
    Brie4me Posts: 238
    Options
    That was fun :drinker: :laugh: