Sharing my awful tragedy with you guys [PIC HEAVY]

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  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    You put out on the first date? In! So in!

    I couldn't resist his charm. I wouldn't resist yours, either :wink:

    Doing my happy dance!

    gif+happy+dance.gif
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    You have a kind heart, ending his life so swiftly. I'm sure he appreciated you not making him suffer, and the ending was just beautiful! :sad: You are a saint. A freakin' hilarious saint! :drinker:
  • soldier4242
    soldier4242 Posts: 1,368 Member
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    so cannibalism is funny now?

    :angry:
    She anthropomorphized the honeydew but at no point in the story are they the same species. So cannibalism never comes in to play.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    Very funny. very creative. very artistic. Very amusing. Very random. Very good.

    I loved it!

    :flowerforyou:
  • mistressfaye
    mistressfaye Posts: 232 Member
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    "Just break up" has now been replaced with "Just eat him with a spoon"
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
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    "Just break up" has now been replaced with "Just eat him with a spoon"

    If only I could have ended every relationship I've had that way...
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
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    so cannibalism is funny now?

    :angry:


    I don't know about you, but I find it hilarious.
  • kmm7309
    kmm7309 Posts: 802 Member
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    This was great :smile: Thanks for the :laugh: !:flowerforyou:
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    best of all she had off spring. Wonder what they will look like. Do men Melon have babies?
  • SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants
    SisterhoodoftheShrinkingPants Posts: 474 Member
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    ADORABLE :)
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
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    best of all she had off spring. Wonder what they will look like. Do men Melon have babies?

    He died pregnant with my seeds. I hope the babies look like me :blushing:
  • rsimoneau1
    rsimoneau1 Posts: 35 Member
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    This thread is so full of win.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
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    *sob*
  • waskier
    waskier Posts: 254 Member
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    Huh, I would have figured you (and most of the others) for the cucumber type. Never realized my love of melons was shared by so many women....
  • DeeDiddyGee
    DeeDiddyGee Posts: 601 Member
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    That was absolutely funny! Thanks for taking the time to make me laugh!
  • turntechBiologist
    turntechBiologist Posts: 374 Member
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    So tragic :sad:
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    Huh, I would have figured you (and most of the others) for the cucumber type. Never realized my love of melons was shared by so many women....

    HAHAHA that is the best response EVER!
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    A beautiful story of love that developed quickly and ended with acceptance and peace. I don't think you will ever find a melon like that again. But, there is more produce to choose from. Most people do find love at the grocery store. :heart:

    Thank you for your beautiful words. I actually traded glances with this handsome grapefruit and I think I'm starting to get over Melon.

    I'm so happy for you. I think melon would be happy also. Melon wants you to move on and find love again.
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
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    Huh, I would have figured you (and most of the others) for the cucumber type. Never realized my love of melons was shared by so many women....

    Cucumbers are kinda tasteless... /naive
  • BathtubBadger
    BathtubBadger Posts: 217 Member
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    Wanted to edit but it won't let me... I give equal opportunity to melons and cucumbers, All fruits and vegetables are welcome in my diet.

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