Sharing my awful tragedy with you guys [PIC HEAVY]
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You put out on the first date? In! So in!
I couldn't resist his charm. I wouldn't resist yours, either
Doing my happy dance!
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You have a kind heart, ending his life so swiftly. I'm sure he appreciated you not making him suffer, and the ending was just beautiful! :sad: You are a saint. A freakin' hilarious saint! :drinker:0
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so cannibalism is funny now?0
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Very funny. very creative. very artistic. Very amusing. Very random. Very good.
I loved it!
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"Just break up" has now been replaced with "Just eat him with a spoon"0
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"Just break up" has now been replaced with "Just eat him with a spoon"
If only I could have ended every relationship I've had that way...0 -
so cannibalism is funny now?
I don't know about you, but I find it hilarious.0 -
This was great Thanks for the :laugh: !:flowerforyou:0
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best of all she had off spring. Wonder what they will look like. Do men Melon have babies?0
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ADORABLE0
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best of all she had off spring. Wonder what they will look like. Do men Melon have babies?
He died pregnant with my seeds. I hope the babies look like me :blushing:0 -
This thread is so full of win.0
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*sob*0
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Huh, I would have figured you (and most of the others) for the cucumber type. Never realized my love of melons was shared by so many women....0
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That was absolutely funny! Thanks for taking the time to make me laugh!0
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So tragic :sad:0
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Huh, I would have figured you (and most of the others) for the cucumber type. Never realized my love of melons was shared by so many women....
HAHAHA that is the best response EVER!0 -
A beautiful story of love that developed quickly and ended with acceptance and peace. I don't think you will ever find a melon like that again. But, there is more produce to choose from. Most people do find love at the grocery store.
Thank you for your beautiful words. I actually traded glances with this handsome grapefruit and I think I'm starting to get over Melon.
I'm so happy for you. I think melon would be happy also. Melon wants you to move on and find love again.0 -
Huh, I would have figured you (and most of the others) for the cucumber type. Never realized my love of melons was shared by so many women....
Cucumbers are kinda tasteless... /naive0 -
Wanted to edit but it won't let me... I give equal opportunity to melons and cucumbers, All fruits and vegetables are welcome in my diet.0
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