Why do ppl lie....

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  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
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    over half of MFP lies about their gender

    Everyone knows there are no women on the internet

    True, I am not a woman I stole all my pictures from my FB friend

    Who is also not a woman, but great at photoshop.

    You really are bro!! them pics is awesome *chest bump*
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    I think it's sad when people have to lie..especially about simple things like working out. I really, really can't stand it when they are a BAD LIAR and you know they are frickin lying...
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
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    temporary satisfaction
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
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    I'm actually a woman...

    Oh, we all knew that already. :flowerforyou:

    I guess my bulky muscles from heavy lifting was the first clue.
  • Legs_McGee
    Legs_McGee Posts: 845 Member
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    I'm really a 52 year old virgin named Carl who lives in my mother's basement with my cats. I'm wearing Superman Underoos.

    Yes! Confession feels GOOD!
  • CapnGordo
    CapnGordo Posts: 327
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    I tell people that my dog eats her own poop sometimes, but it's only an assumption.

    I've seen her sniff and lick her poop, and her breath smells of poop, but I have not seen her eat it.

    I'm a monster. :cry:
  • RebeccaHite
    RebeccaHite Posts: 187 Member
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    Because they are Human not alien :laugh:
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
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    I'm really a dude.


    But don't tell anyone.

    I always just assumed you were a dude. Bulky and all that.
  • TwinkieDong
    TwinkieDong Posts: 1,564 Member
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    There are lots of reasons. Though what I have noticed, is either people lie to be something they are not ; so that they get attention, etc.

    The other reason is because I noticed that people online have expectations that are far too unreasonable. So to live up to that hype they lie.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
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    This thread made me think of this:

    When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
    Let alone a real girlfriend
    But I grow another foot
    And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in


    (Brad Paisley - Online)
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    Some of them do it because they are crazy.

    I think this also.
  • glrallen
    glrallen Posts: 5 Member
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    Insecurity with themselves. Anytime people present than themselves as something other than themselves it is due to an insecurity or unhappiness with who they are.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
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    "Because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear
    So you drop all you defenses, and you drop all your fears
    And your so busy feeling good
    That you never question Why
    Things are going so well
    You wanna know why?
    Cause I'm a Liar

    I'll hide behind a smile and understanding eyes
    And I'll tell you things that you already know so you can say:
    I really identify with you, so much
    I'll come to you like an affliction then I'll leave you like an addiction
    You'll never forget me... you wanna know why?
    Cause I'm a Liar"
    -Henry Rollins
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    I'm actually a woman...

    Nice rack!
  • degausser234
    degausser234 Posts: 157 Member
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    To make themselves more interesting!
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
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    Because they want their online persona to be the actual person they really are.

    unless they are married and telling you they love you.. then they are a douche.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    ....about themselves online? I have a few ideas why...but am interested in hearing everyone else's opionions. Thanks!:smile:

    Shhh/ They don't know they are lying. They are delusional.
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    Why dont you believe what is on the interwebs? Everything is TRUE!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    I hate people who lie.


    Wait, that isn't true.
  • iarelarry
    iarelarry Posts: 201 Member
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    I lie because the truth hurts

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