"Doing The Dirty" Problem

Okay new take. If it's always happening at 2 or 3 am it's probably after bar or da club sex.

So kiddo can just leave a six pack in front of the neighbors door so he'll hopefully get drunk before the bar or da club and won't even venture out and pick anyone up.

Also sex at that time is probably another college student taking advantage of some party days before school starts and will get tail at normal hours once school starts. That's my best guess.

Have him stand next to her window as they're doing it.

OP why do you feel the compulsion to randomly capitalize words?

He capitalizes 'My Son'.

Do you think he's talking about Jesus?

If that's true that would make him God, in which case he wouldn't be seeking our consult, so I'm going to go with no.

Call the police to file a noise complaint and then notify management of the situation and that it was reported. I know that's what my apartment requires. Once you do that, they'll send a notice. After 3 police reports are filed, they send out an eviction notice.

laughed when I read this and then saw your name.

hahahahhaa

He could start out by going to the apartment and politely letting them know that he can hear them every night. There's a chance they don't realize anyone else can hear them.

Now, if that continues after he's done the mature thing? Then he can go back, let them know he can STILL hear them, and if it continues he will be complaining. Then, follow up. If the sound continues, go to the apartment manager, lodge a sound complaint. If nothing happens, then you call the cops for a noise complaint.

Start small, THEN go big. Give them a chance to correct their behavior before getting cops or officials involved. Behave the way you'd want someone to behave towards you.

I'd much rather have the cops show up and leave rather than have him come to my door and show me his smirky, sex-hating face and then have to look at it every day afterward thinking about how much I want to punch it in.

I will give you a form letter that I use in these circumstances

Dear Sir and Ma'am,

I would like to introduce myself. My name is [your son's full name], and I am your downstairs neighbor. Early each morning, I am aroused from my slumber to hear the sweet serenade of your love.

Rest assured that I dare not ask you to refrain from your sweet love play, as I, too, am fond of the occasional reproductive dalliance.

However, for scheduling purposes, I would greatly appreciate it if you could begin your coital excursions somewhat earlier in the evening - say, around 11:00pm each night.

This is before I have fallen into a sound slumber and will afford me ample opportunity to enjoy the chorus of your climax and, dare I say, contribute with my own.

I dearly look forward to our joining in song.

Yours in Christ,
[your son's full name]

Printing this off right Now!

LMAO! That is the best effing letter ever! Do that!

If your son can't handle this situation well on his own, I would be VERY concerned that he is not mature enough to live on his own! I am not being rude...just completely serious!

But I think you have received solid advice. I definitely would not call the police straight away, I think that would be a great way to make enemies in the apartment complex.

I liked the ideas of a note, or banging something and saying "I can hear you" etc. But my first course of action would probably be to call the apartment complex manager and just tell them in very simple terms what you told us here. Be matter of fact about it. An adult in an apartment management role is not going to blush and stammer and flip out over sex noises. I'm sure they have heard and dealt with far more severe issues.

Doing the dirty laundry?

First of all, it's sex. And it's only 20 minutes of you boy's beauty sleep. With any luck, your son will be getting his own dirty with his BS is economics or whatever. He'll not want the po-po called or ratted out to management because those walls/floors are thin - so he needs to think HARD about how big of deal this actually is or if maybe it's just some culture shock. If he lived in a dorm, he'd have to learn to live and make far more compromises with a roommate.It MIGHT be time cut the cord. If it bothers him, he need to try to solve the problem. He's presumably an adult and he needs to learn how to navigate real world situations without you taking care of that for him.

this!! Unless the son is 13 and a child prodigy, this.

Tell him to change his apartment wifi name to "I can hear you having sex upstairs"

genius

let your son deal with it... its his issue to handle or not handle. Time to let go mom ( said with a smile)

this thread has actually given me hope for humanity. comic genius happening here tonight.......thank you all for some great wit.

I will give you a form letter that I use in these circumstances

Dear Sir and Ma'am,

I would like to introduce myself. My name is [your son's full name], and I am your downstairs neighbor. Early each morning, I am aroused from my slumber to hear the sweet serenade of your love.

Rest assured that I dare not ask you to refrain from your sweet love play, as I, too, am fond of the occasional reproductive dalliance.

However, for scheduling purposes, I would greatly appreciate it if you could begin your coital excursions somewhat earlier in the evening - say, around 11:00pm each night.

This is before I have fallen into a sound slumber and will afford me ample opportunity to enjoy the chorus of your climax and, dare I say, contribute with my own.

I dearly look forward to our joining in song.

Yours in Christ,
[your son's full name]

^^ LMAO.... So well written!! :laugh:

I will give you a form letter that I use in these circumstances

Dear Sir and Ma'am,

I would like to introduce myself. My name is [your son's full name], and I am your downstairs neighbor. Early each morning, I am aroused from my slumber to hear the sweet serenade of your love.

Rest assured that I dare not ask you to refrain from your sweet love play, as I, too, am fond of the occasional reproductive dalliance.

However, for scheduling purposes, I would greatly appreciate it if you could begin your coital excursions somewhat earlier in the evening - say, around 11:00pm each night.

This is before I have fallen into a sound slumber and will afford me ample opportunity to enjoy the chorus of your climax and, dare I say, contribute with my own.

I dearly look forward to our joining in song.

Yours in Christ,
[your son's full name]

^^ this wins

:flowerforyou:

1) Record
2) Playback, set stereo to "11"
3) repeat 2)

This made me laugh....but I would advise your son is a bit too serious, maybe he should listen and learn. Let him figure his own way to deal with it. If this is the worst he has to deal with in his life time, with regards to living on his own he will be lucky. :drinker: